Every time I look at my comics, and sort them by score - I notice that one moment a comic could be at the top of the list, then suddenly at the bottom in constant fluctuation. Is it the top of the list, or the bottom that has the highest score?

Somebody clarify this, please.

Usually the first time you click to sort by score, it sorts with the highest at the top. I've noticed that it sometimes completely flips it upside down score-wise after a few visits. What I do for the basis of comparison is look at the "Top Ten" list of highest rated comics, go to "list Comics", and sort by score, look to see if the comics in the top ten list are first listed, and then find one of my comics in the list. Then go into the list of just my comics and sort by score. Whatever's at the top should be the highest rated. I know it sounds like a lot of trouble, but I personally don't mind 'cuz I have no life.

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What I do is this - I put on my magic spandex jockstrap and bend my right leg up so that I can scratch my nose with my big toe while balancing a frisbee on my head. Then, I remember that it doesn't really matter what scores my comics are getting since the voters are a bunch of 'tards anyway, so I go back to what I was doing originally. I usually keep my magic spandex jockstrap on, though, 'cause it's magic, you know...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

True, true. I think I am the only one who has scored any of my comics with anything higher than a 1. Or a -5.

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I can assure you that I myself have rated multiple comics of yours higher than 1. But I'm with wirthling on the "voters are 'tards" thing. Mostly because my comics don't generally do very well. You have to go down ten pages or more from the top to find my second-highest. As for the one that I currently have in the top ten, well, I suspect someone used it to test out their theories about how to cheat the system. But it wasn't even me. I used someone else's comics to test my theories about that.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Good call.
I get some weird score ratings - the ones that I personally don't find very funny always get the highest ratings. (And of course they involve sacrelige)
These people are as Godless as I am! :D

BTW, I don't have a spandex jockstrap. Can that be substituted with pantyhose?

Yeah, my first one is pretty far into the list too, but I only said the thing about my score because I imagined people just wanting to get to the next random comic by hiting low numbers.

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The voters are not tards. Especially not the 350 Vietnamese immigrants I have working in a run down warehouse. They browse lowpass and vote 10s on all my comics.

At least they did until the warehouse burned down and killed them all.

Anyone interested in making $.12 an hour?

Gabe

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Y'alls a bunch of whiners. I have 2 comics in the top 20 pages. One on page 13 and one on page 17. I know what you're thinking, "He obviously cheated to get such results." Well all I can say is prove it! You'll never catch me and I will continue to control the teen pages forever!

Also, I have figured out how to get the perfect score if anyone's interested. I used my trusty Comedy-O-Calculator and with a couple of algorithms I found the ingredients for a perfect score. It is as follows:

1 incident of George W. Bush
1 incident of Jesus Christ
1 incident of Sodomy
1 mention of the Christian Coalition.

I ran this formula through several comics and no matter what else happens in the comic, if you have these elements, you are sure to get the perfect score. Use them with my blessing and I'll see you at the top of the list.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Yeah... And if you get a drum machine, a used sampler and Roland HDD 8 track, and mention hos, German cars, crack, murder, German semi-automatic weapons, pimps, random violence, and how big your dick is, you can sell a million albums without having to learn to sing, too. But do you -want- to?

bunner

:- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Yes.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Case in point...

[Click to view comic: 'Perfect 10']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: '10?']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Both your comics are of course perfect 10s. But I invite you to relax a little. You both put far too much thought and effort into your 10s. I'm telling you that those ingredients equal 10, so stop trying so hard. Slap something together and then you can do more important things with your time. Like hanging out with family. Or helping the less fortunate. Reading Poetry. Or laughing at other comic writers. Tee Hee.

Here, maybe this will be of some inspiration:

[Click to view comic: 'MaryLou Retton be Damned']

That is of course a 10. Here's to sipping cocktails with you both on the golden beach that is top of the High Score List.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Blahahahaha.

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