All I did was make your tits bigger and crop out the Billy Dee Williams poster. Cripes, I thought you'd thank me.

PS - Looks like the bottle of Wild Turkey on the stand next to the bed is running low. Better stock up or else the men might start sobering up halfway through the night and what they're sleeping next to.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Not to worry. As soon as they fall asleep, I club them over the head and eat them.

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Where the hell is everyone? I left to go teach a swimming lesson at around 5:30, and almost nothing has happened since.

What the hell are you up to? Visiting with the wife and kids? Eating? Watching Dawson's Creek? That shit isn't as important as wasting your time here.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I had my computers down for the day as a result of avoiding the new virus thats out there.

Oh yeah, I actualy got some work done too.

I've been meaning to post this edit of mine for a severe captioning for ages. The face is a friend of mine, and the rest is Australian Olympic silver medallist pole-vaulter Tatiana Grigorieva.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

She's more than welcome to vault my pole anytime. As long as she puts a bag over that head.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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But not as sexy as this fine lookin' ho.

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You don't really have a job, do you?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I am a freelance hamburger clown.

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What others say about boorite!

I thought you worked on Wall Street.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I've got a nasty infection in my ear and there's pus leaking out of it. I'm miserable and thought I'd gross you all out so you might be miserable with me.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Hey, that sounds like the affliction for which my doc prescribed Vicodin. It's time to make use of the wiffie's prescription pad...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I tried. All I got was some lousy Amoxicillin.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

That's what you get for all that aural sex.

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I thought you worked on Wall Street.

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wowie wow wow, I've never met a Colossal Greek before

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- joft

Flock of Seagulls, anyone?

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Tanks, anyone?

http://aghad_aghadye.tripod.com/piccs67.html

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm wearing my Clango shirt right now. That makes me cooler than cool.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Check it out. Instructions on how to be a playa.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Your ear hurts and there's some pus-like stuff running out and you are trying to convince us that it wasn't wirthing giving you a sideways skull fuck again. Do I have that right?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

i have a clango shirt too!
and a red robot head shirt...
i wear them according to my moods
i call clango my happy robot shirt, and red robot my angry robot shirt...
i also have a shirt with a picture of a can of spam luncheon meat on it just for the monty python humor value.
i am so geeky it hurts...

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

I don't need to be told how to be a playa. I've been called a beach before, so apparently I already know.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Rhythms, the DSL provider that Telocity subcontracted to provide service to my house, just bit it. Service was supposed to go down on the 10th, but mine just disappeared last night.

So now I'm on the old trusty modem on a dial-up acct. And is isn't actually working too badly.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.