Yeah you read the damn topic.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Gumby&ref=Forums

sodomy jokes?
You'll be at home here.

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

You might have been at home here if your comics didn't suck. I didn't find either one to be the slightest bit amusing. Maybe you should have created a few more strips and found some sort of rythm before you came here and asked us all to critique your comics.

Let's give him or her a chance. Most people's first comics are an embarrassment compared to their later ones. Anyway, "Bending over" wasn't so bad.

Bending over was very good. There's really no need to let him have like that, is there?

Keep up the good work, man.

Movie Theatre by DaveMonkey 2-22-02

Raiders of the Lost Fart "Hi. I am DaveMonkey Jones, and I'm searching for the Fart of the Covenant. I'd crack my whip, but I haven't got one..." "...And I am random female lead #1. I will aid you in your quest, and also provide a little poon-tang if required..." *FART!* "When you said you'd help me, you weren't kidding..." "Looks like I found it!"

Whoops! How did that get there?

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Yeah, my first couple of comics were pretty lame, which is why I think it's better to try and build up a good collection before demanding to be loved.

although Gumby's comics are good.

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Dad was flammable

Some of your comics were rather funny. I especially liked "Suicide." The one I didn't get at all was "Moron."

I noticed that suicide tended to be a common theme in your strips. Just in case it is a real issue for you, let me recommend Albert Camus's book "The Myth of Sisyphus" to you.

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