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kaufman 
Director of Cats
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| The nominees for Best Performance by a Mad Scientist are: Sven Albertson for food denutrization, P. Edward Antic for Comic DNA Transplants, | |
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| Ernst Breckenmeister for Augmentation of Solar Flares, Hideo Funigawa for Reptile Enhancement, and Maria Stolichkova for photon annihilation. | |
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And the winner is: P. Edward Antic, Comic DNA Transplants.
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| Success! I will now give stripcreator characters the genetic material from other strips and assemble an invincible army! | |
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| Tell us about your experiments, Dr. Antic, how did they begin? | |
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| Well, I'm not such a mad scientist that I'd immediately experiment on human subjects. | |
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My first experiment was to infuse dogonball with the genetic material of Lucy Van Pelt from Peanuts.
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This unfortunately had disasterous results; the dog kept pulling the ball out from under himself.
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| I had a major breakthrough when I found out that I was not limited to organic recipients. | |
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Implanting the genetic material of Dagwood Bumstead into Tobor did result in serious personality changes.
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| My lucky day, he's asleep. | |
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| RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNED BEEF YOU! | |
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| Dr. Antic, tell us about your first experiments on human subjects. | |
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| Well, I tried injecting some DNA from the Family Circus Daddy into the cowboy character. | |
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| So I said, "Well, them kids ain't gonna generate dotted lines by themselves." | |
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| Unfortunately, I'd spilled some of Mr. Keane's DNA on myself, so when the cops asked who'd done that to the cowboy, all I could say was "Not me." | |
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| So your early experiments had mixed results. But you still weren't even a blip on the Billboard Mad Scientists chart. | |
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| That's right, and I knew I wouldn't be until I went after ... the forumusers. Indeed, my first such foray sent shivers around the world. | |
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| That would be where you gave gabe_billings genetic material from Bazooka Joe? | |
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| Hey Gabe, tell me the truth. Do you like wirthling? | |
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| I really don't know, Dan. I've never wirthled. | |
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[Click to view comic: 'Maddest of the Mads #6']
[Click to view comic: 'Maddest of the Mads #7']
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ken.kaufman@gmail.com
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