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w00t

wrong forum, jackass.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Cunt!

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w00t

This is not going to make people want to phuck your butloude.

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What others say about boorite!

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w00t

I can't remember the last time I phucked someone's bhutloude!

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Dad was flammable

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I can't remember the last time I phucked someone's bhutloude!

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That's not how you spell Tobor.

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Virginity Isn't Valuable.

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w00t

It is if you're selling your twelve year old neice to Fat Tony in Thailand.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

So that's the bastard who outbid me.

Ooooo.... Harsh.

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This topic was getting dangerously close to the middle of the page.

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'When I get home tonight']

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What others say about boorite!

I'm disappointed to see that "PHUCK MAH BHUTLOUDE" yields no results in Google.

I liked that comic for three reasons...
Reason the first: Boorite is married to LadyJ!
Reason the second: Boorite said "PHUCK MAH BHUTLOUDE". which he uses to substitute "Honey I'm home" despite the fact that LadyJ was the one that had just came home, on account of she is outside, and Boorite is at the door.
Reason the third: The awkard silence at the end. You gotta love those...If you don't, I'll send Rohypnol on you!

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I like the way the comic captured how I imagine LadyJ's face would really smirk if she came home to man holding a beer bottle and wearing heart covered boxers saying that. It failed to show the inherent bitchslap that would occur in that moment of awkward silence.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Yes, well. All of that was intended.

As for casting LJ as my beloved, it was not an act of presumption on my part. I just happened to be married to an ample woman of similar age who dresses professionally. Maura or Achicka wouldn't do. LJ got the part, much as Christian Slater will soon play Albert Schweitzer. Not that LJ is not better than Christian Slater. She is. Dammit, why don't I shut up. You can't write a comic about yourself and your wife without totally getting in trouble any which way you do it.

PHUCK MAH BHUTLOUDE

PHUCK MAH BHUTLOUDE

I had to say that twice.

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What others say about boorite!

Slater is playing Schweitzer?? WHAT?

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Well, they both are or were left-handed. Duh.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

And their last names both start with an s and in in an er.

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Your comics are unbelievably shit. A retarded chimp with no arms could probably excrete a better punchline than you.

What a complete waste of skin you are.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'I'll pay for this one']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

KKP, are you talking about mr.congeniality or somebody else who is different than him?

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Do you write with crayon?

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Dad was flammable