Hit me Baby One More Time by kramer_vs_kramer 3-15-02

Justin, can I have a word? Sure thing, JC. What's up? Look, I understand you're upset over breaking up with Britney, and all, but I'm worried it's affecting your work. What do you mean? I'll not beat around the bush. I just don't think "Die Evil Bitch Queen" is a good title for our new song.

Hit me baby two more times by kramer_vs_kramer 3-15-02

Joey, I'm really missing Britney. I want you to help me get her back. But Justin, you do realise I have no discernible skills or talents whatsoever. Exactly! That's why I want you to go on a date with her. Then she'll realise just how great I am. Score! I get a date with Britney! Hey, hang on a minute...

Hit me baby three more times by kramer_vs_kramer 3-15-02

Justin, where's Joey? You haven't sacked him again, have you? We need him for rehearsals. Oh, no. I just sent him out on a little errand. But don't worry, I've got a replacement in. Really? Yes. His name is Death Gnarly and I borrowed him from the Norwegian black metal band next door. He's going to play guitar on "Die foul bitch of the night" "Die foul bitch of the night"? That's a new one. What are the lyrics like? Death helped me with them. It's kind of "GNNNAAAAAARRRRR!" followed by a lot of wailing. It's a surefire hit!

Hit me baby four more times by kramer_vs_kramer 3-15-02

Look, Death, I just don't think you get the hang of this. You take three steps to the left, clap, spin around, and do a little hop. GWWAAARRRRR? Look, I know Justin thinks you're doing a good job, but I'm not so sure. He's not been himself since he broke up with Britney. Now go and practise. GGRRRRRRMMMM! BRRRAAAAA! RRRRRLLLL! MMMRRRRG! I really hope he gets himself together before his stupid ideas ruin the band. Hey JC! I've just had an idea! We could refilm the video of "Bye Bye Bye" and replace the band members with strung up corpses!

Hit me baby five more times by kramer_vs_kramer 3-15-02

Justin! Thank god you're here! Joey, my faithful retainer. How goeth the mission to win back the hand of fair Britney? Yes, it's about that. I ran into Britney in the street. She said she was on her here to visit you. Really? Could it be? Could we be getting back together? I don't think so. She was coming over to introduce you to her new boyfriend. In fact- here they come now! (Gasp!) - YOU!??!?!?!

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Ao who is Britney's new man? Is it Darius? Davros? Robo-jury? Could it be Paralysis Man, Andy Dougan or the evil Skeletor? Or could it be someone else entirely, like Boutros Boutros Ghali, or maybe Hippie Jonnie (he's always stoned)?

You're just going to have to wait.

Your obsession with pre-teen pop music worries me. Good series, though. "We could refilm the video of "Bye Bye Bye" and replace the band members with strung up corpses!" Heh.

P.S. Please let it be me.

Linguistic crapping-on warning! - The following is boring linguistics shit of interest to nobody but DexX.

I wrote an essay ealy last year about the Lowland Scots dialect of English. One of the things that I actually remember from that bit of work was about how in a sentence where either the first and second words could be run together or the second and third, most English speakers will do the latter ("He isn't...") while Scots will usually do the former ("He's not..."). Couldn't help but notice this in comic four of the series.

Sorry, I'll shut up now...

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I sure hope so! Or failing that Skeletor.

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