Look, Kennedy had affairs with Marilyn Monroe in the White House. He reeked of sex long before his protege, Bill Clinton, did. And that aura emanated all around him.
Did you ever blow up the picture of Hinckley shooting Reagan? You see "DUH" all over the sidewalk. Or the one of Booth shooting Lincoln? The floorboards of the stage are littered with "MARFAN". And this phenomenon isn't just limited to US leaders. Check out a photograph of the shooting of that well-known ladies' man Archduke Ferdinand. You'll never wonder again what the Serbo-Croatian word is for "sex."
But maybe the Zapruder film should wander over into Photoshop Valley. You never know what the gang will find in it.
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