Not much new art, but every bit helps...

My desire to be first made me do this one:

Cheap gag... by DexX 3-27-02

Down in front! Sorry!

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i was first with fuzzyman!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Oh goody, you liked it enough to post it twice...

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FuzzyWaiter by crabby 3-27-02

Waiter! Waiter! Can I help you ma'am? My 7-Up tastes like water. That is water ma'am. I ordered a Diet Coke! I've failed the customer yet again!

The obvious comic...

Cafe Chernobyl by fuzzyman 3-27-02

May I help you ma'am? Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! And the problem is...? He'd like to speak to you. Do you call this soup? I've had better cow shit! Must... get... mutant... repellant...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

My first serious attempt to create a new character...

Frank, the Evil Smiling Waiter (one) by DexX 3-27-02

Frank, here's the dessert for table seven... where are you going? Why did you take a bowl into the toilets? Come on - table seven, dessert... Your chocolate mousse. sir. About god-damned time, too...

Frank, the Evil Smiling Waiter (two) by DexX 3-27-02

Sir, I am dreadfully sorry that your... _mousse_ was not up to our usual standards of quality. It tasted like shit! You will not be charged for that item, and I would like to offer you a slice of apple pie, compliments of the house. Would you like cream on it? Yes, all right then... *fap fap fap fap* Won't be long, sir!

Frank, the Evil Smiling Waiter (three) by DexX 3-27-02

I am sorry about the apple pie, sir. You will not be charged for any of tonight's meal. Please, though, have a chocolate mint. Fine. *munch* What's up, Frank? The men's toilets are in a terrible state. It looks like someone has been beating shit with a spoon in there... Approximately forty seconds later... Uh... Waiter! The toilets! Where are the toilets? I n-need them right NOW! I'm dreadfully sorry, sir, but the toilets are closed for cleaning for the next... well, fifteen minutes at least...

I like this guy. I will probably add to the series if I get more ideas.

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Don't you hate when that happens? by kaufman 3-27-02

Oops, I think there's been a mix-up. You're wearing my outfit. Oops, I think there's been a mix-up. You're wearing my outfit.

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Had to use my new characters somehow.

Art For Art's Sake by BigEvilDan 3-27-02

This is still better than most of Bazilla's comics.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Hopefully the worst comic I'll ever make by andydougan 3-27-02

Loch Ness

Dan, did you get confused with the word "most" and "all" again?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

My version of a new art comic. by Bazilla 3-27-02

RAAAAAR! I believe it is acutually "RAAR!" So, that's how I thought of Tobor being pregnant. moh! Wait, I look excatly the same. TALK ABOUT LACK OF INSPIRATION, THIS SUCKS!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Bazilla, did you get confused with the words "new art" and "totally shit" again?

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www.ask.com by Bluebexq 4-05-02

Ask Jeeves What can I help you find? Hey! ...oh shit You seem to be treading on my gig, can I help you with a) fucking off or b) getting the shit kicked out of you?