Imagine my surprise.

For those of you who are not blessed with US network television, "Today" is the major morning infotainment show.

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Can anyone make out whose comic it was on the picture?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Everyone but you knows exactly what that was.

She says "where you find disembodied heads that rape donkeys" like it's a bad thing...

Ooooooh smacks head again.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I'm just waiting for the day it really happens.

/me admits to not knowing

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

[/being stupid and not knowing]

found it

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Highly amusing Boorite!

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Dad was flammable

damn im an idiot, but then my clock is a few hours fast so what do you expect

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

It's one of Boorite's! That perv is giving all of us a bad reputation.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

True brilliance, Boorite.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I so wanted it to be true. Oh to read of cornholation and donkey rape from the sweet, perfumed pen of Katie Couric. I guess the name "Dick Bent" should have been the tip-off.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Now With 50% Less Donkeys And Sodomy by israphael 4-01-02

In an attempt to make Stripcreator less offensive, we are proud to bring back Little Billie. You are a bad person. I am going to burn you up. HA! That's a laugh. Try your best! So there, now you are on fire. OUCH! It hurts so bad, I made poopy in my pants! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Serial Comic: the April-soft freshness of Downey by boorite 4-02-01

The Late etc. Show Mary, now that we know you're not blowing a squid, what happened after Bob Jr morphed into a huge S&M penguin? That sick bastard had me put on a killer robot disguise and play out his rape fantasies. It was the only thing that would keep him sober! RAAARRR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! EEEEEK! My lash hardly scratches the brute! AIIIEEEE! He intends to core sample me with his mighty hydraulics! RAAARRR... uh, Bob? This isn't really working for me. You see, I've been keeping something from you...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Speaking of other April Fool's Day pranks...I surfed into metal-sludge.com for my weekly 80's hair band laugh fest...and was greeted with Bud's Dwarf Goat webpage....

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Wow... I didn't realize this, but the date on that comic is 4/2/01. You know what that means? It means "RAAARRR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!" is one year old today!

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear "RAAARRR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!"
Happy birthday to you

Now if I can only get Katie Couric to say it on the air, I'll die a happy man, as opposed to the bitter shell of a human being you see before you.

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How interestingly ironic. The first person to actually fool me with an April Fool's joke...

And it's April 2nd when I'm fooled.

Good one, Boo.

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This is not my empire.