Hey, I'm new here and was wondering if there was any way that I could edit an already posted comic of mine. I accidentally hit ENTER while typing in the second panel, which posted a totally senseless comic. It's got two panels of buildup, then the two default asians in the third. If anyone can help, I'd appreciate it.

DeeJay

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With a fear of love and the thought of hope, I'm learning to live and trying to cope.

Welcome to Lowpass. You've fallen victim to the insidious ENTER button, which has claimed all of us at one time or another. Unfortunately, there's no way to edit them. You just have to grit your teeth and live with your mistakes.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Thanks for the welcome, gabe. Can't you hear me gritting from there?

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With a fear of love and the thought of hope, I'm learning to live and trying to cope.

I'm not even a newbie and I did that this morning. Welcome to the club! :)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

DeeJay Joins the Ranks by gabe_billings 4-04-01

Hey! My name's DeeJay. I'm new around here! Hey there, cheesedick. Glad to see some new faces. You go through the initiation rite yet? So how long do I have to sit in this thing? Don't get your panties in a bundle. I still have to go find the cockroaches and the EZ cheese. ...and he was still sittin' in the bucket, two days later. That boy's got moxie! Let's get him a membership card.

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Hey, I'm new here and was wondering if there was any way that I could edit an already posted comic of mine. I accidentally hit ENTER while typing in the second panel, which posted a totally senseless comic. It's got two panels of buildup, then the two default asians in the third. If anyone can help, I'd appreciate it.

DeeJay

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Finnish shit by boorite 4-04-01

Goddamn Shriners! I'm gonna blow their tassled fezzes straight to Hell! Where are those matches...? Maybe in this pocket? No, nothing but Prozac. But I swore I stole a matchbook from the Vishnu Rodeo Ba-- HOLY SHIT! FOMM!

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What others say about boorite!

Damn, you guys are swell. Great comics. And thanks for the info, boorite! Much appreciated...

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With a fear of love and the thought of hope, I'm learning to live and trying to cope.

I think you got the wrong idea. We're all xenophobes and avoid new people like the plague.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I feel your pain, Deejay.

Ode to the Enter button by fishoutofbeer 4-04-01

Honor thy brother and fuck his wife Baby, baby, bring on the felchmonkeys! Hmm, felching, where've I heard that before? Whatta ya mean? It was all over the news! Huh? You mean that incredible terrible incident involving...

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=11234

I'm not sure it's funnier when I do it on purpose by evil_d 4-04-01

Maura, thank heavens you're alright! We thought you'd never come out of that coma! I'm as surprised as you! I wouldn't have thought anyone could survive that explosion at the fish-packing plant! Well, you did! And you're not the only one! Someone -- or should I say, something -- else made it through too! Turn around and see! What? But who could possibly -- oh god, NOT YOU!!

This should be the next comic contest.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=11235

The Lady or the Tiger by evil_d 4-04-01

I have to choose -- but how can I? Behind one door is my sweet lady Megan, and if I choose right, I can marry her! But behind the other -- a ravenous tiger! Enough of your stalling! Choose now, or be exiled, to live out your days in disgrace! Will it be door #1, or door #2? Augh! Okay, okay! I choose door #2! Oh merciful gods, please smile upon me, and upon my love! He has chosen! Guards -- show him his fate!

Now that's more like it.

And my strip's number is the Fibonacci sequence. Beat that, Gabe.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Haha by gabe_billings 4-04-01

Guess who sucks? ObiJo? Bingo. Guess who else sucks? Wirthling? You're not supposed to talk.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Oh, Knock Knock jokes. My old friend. by ObiJo 4-04-01

Knock Knock. Who's there? Two mute asian girls with a penchant for green. Two mute asian girls with a penchant for green who?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Meanwhile at HighPass Strip Creator, Bizzaro Universe by ObiJo 4-04-01

Only if I can have your nuts! Pervert!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Craig T. Nelson for President by ObiJo 4-04-01

Move away from the light Carol Anne! Please, honey, run away from the light! Carol Anne, this is your father! Get away from the light! There are terrible things at the light!

I'm with evil_d. This would be a cool ass contest. Despite my and gabe's weak ass submissions.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Then it IS a contest, and since the new guy started it, he's gotta judge it.

That's you, Deejay Jazzy Asiangirl Felchmonkey.

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What others say about boorite!

An the winner(s) is/are... by DeeJay 4-05-01

Welcome all to the 1st annual Asian Girl Punchline Awards!! For the category of "Best Punchline" in an Asian Girl Punchline Comic, the award goes to....

Well lets see...

If I started it, then I have no idea when I stated the rules, and what those rules were. But, I do believe that the basic jist of it was to have a comic in which the two asian girls were the punchline. So, with that in mind, It is toss up between Gabe's "Haha", and descolada99b's "New Genre" for second place. I give em both Honerable mentions.

Now first is tough, since this person submitted many strips to peruse. I choose ObiJo's nice rendition of Poltergiest with "Craig T. Nelson for prez", just for the simple fact that my roomate and I went for a good two weeks making fun of the whole "Carol Anne? Carol Anne! Carol Anne?" thing.

Hey gabe...could you throw us together one of those snazzy charts that show the frequency that the name "Carol Anne" is called out in each Polergiest movie?

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With a fear of love and the thought of hope, I'm learning to live and trying to cope.

BTW...I would have given 1st to "Bizzaro Universe", since i laughed my ass off at that one. But given the 'rule' of the asian girls BEING the punchline..I had to throw that out. Sorry bud, at least you still got first.

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With a fear of love and the thought of hope, I'm learning to live and trying to cope.

The underachiever... by wirthling 4-05-01

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Third panel blues by DexX 4-05-01

So anyway, there I was: completely naked, except for a single gumboot, covered from head to toe in lukewarm peanut butter, stuck up in the chandelier. Damn! Well, that sure couldn't have gotten any worse... I wish you were right, cuz at that moment the door opened, and you will never guess who walked in... Who? Who? Come on! Are you still at the toilet? Just a minute! Don't let him run the third panel yet!

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Damn, I didn't mean these should be judged. I posted like 3, the rotten bastard that I am. So there's only one way to make it right:

Fishoutofbeer! Speak to us Fishoutofbeer! You won the last contest and should be creating and judging the new one. Please don't leave us! He was my friend!(If I don't win at least an oscar nomination for that, I'm totally bitch slapping Joan Rivers.)

Ok, Fishoutofbeer, if you read this in the next couple of days, MAKE A NEW CONTEST. Otherwise I'll do it.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Woops, should have read the new thread first. Now my stunning performance just looks like melodramatics. No oscar nomy for me. Here, Rivers Rivers.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Yeah. Shut your cakehole, you melodramatic fop.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Don't make me lock you in the closet again, half-man. For, as god is my witness, I will! (Maybe best supporting, but I wouldn't put money on it.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.