I'm having wayyyyyyy too much fun with this.
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Introducing Big Pun! by descolada99 4-10-02

Hello dear readers. I know I look just like almost every othe rblack character introduced to Stripcreator, but deal with it. My name is Big Pun. You'll quickly see why. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

Big Pun by descolada99 4-10-02

Hey kids! Big Pun here again! I know it's been only a day, but I've been itching to say this since they let me int he door. Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Big Pun, dontcha know? by descolada99 4-10-02

Hey boyez and goilz. Big Pun here again. See, descolada can't write real funny strips, so he relies on cheap and easy jokes. My wife is pregant with twins. They're womb-mates.

Big Pun on Progeny by descolada99 4-10-02

Hey. Big Pun here again. Told ya last time abotu my wife being pregnant with twins. I tell you, it's kinda scary thinking about being a father. Definately an heir-raising experience.

ItBig Pun by descolada99 4-10-02

Big Pun here. Did you hear the big news? My wife gave birth to the twins yesterday. It was Two's-day.

[Click to view comic: 'Big Pun Has A Posse']
[Click to view comic: 'Big Pun Wants Great Justice']
[Click to view comic: 'Big Pun In The City']
[Click to view comic: 'Big Pun Is Sorry, Miss Jackson']

Yes, that's called overkill. See, I cant' write funny original comic strips, so I resort to easily reproducable gimmick strips. Only reason I didn't write more is because I have to leave soon.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Ow.

Then again, I can't complain. I made these a year ago...

Attack Of The Killer Puns - three times the pain! by DexX 1-15-01

So, I hear you're engaged... Yes, I got a beautiful ring... I can't get the baby to go to sleep! Just rock it. Great! A re-run of Kojack. I just love Telly!

Revenge of the Killer Puns - I'm terribly sorry by DexX 2-04-01

Is your significant other also an African-American? You are so P.C. Pleased to meet you, Michael. Oh please, just call me Mike. f you expect me to say something about "making a trunk call" then you have another thing coming... Awwww... please?

The Return of the Killer Puns! (My sincere apologies) by DexX 3-18-01

Life sucks... I suck... everything sucks... I wish I were dead... Hey! Why so blue? Hello. Did you know that I like to eat the hard-shelled edible seeds of some trees? ...but that's just nuts! Hey! Could you lend me ten bucks, huh? Come on, I'll be your friend if you do. i promise I'll pay you back. Hey, what are you doing today? Can I hang around with you? Wanna see my infected toe? Stop bugging me!

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Incidentally, we may be needing this:

A strip I'm going to post whenever a joke makes me groan by andydougan 10-12-01

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History's First Recorded Computer Geek by kaufman 4-11-02

Moses! You have to do something. The Egyptians are gaining on us. Don't worry about them; I'll just halt their pursuit with a Control-Sea.

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C'mon, everybody!

If only it were my very own contrived pun by Namgubed 11-01-01

Meanwhile, back in India... I heard that Gandhi never wore shoes, making the skin on the soles of his feet really thick. Right... And that his meager diet gave him bad breath, and caused his body to be thin and frail. Uh-huh... Trust me, it's funnier in Hindi. So I guess that would make him a... Super calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis?

If only it were my very own contrived pun II by Namgubed 11-01-01

Hey, Russ! Let's go elephant hunting in Kenya. I dunno, I heard the game wardens there are really cracking down. Really? Is it that bad? Let's just say that they're not very... Tip o' the hat to Rob ... keen on ivory weigh-ins! Hey, is this the secret bad pun burial ground?

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

An audience with Gnip and Diablo by Bazilla 1-26-02

Have you heard, Boy George is now doing stand-up. Really? Yeah He's become a, come a, come a, come a, come a comiedian.

Gnip and Diablo 2 by Bazilla 1-26-02

And then this cowboy said to me "Them rotor turbines......." hey where you going? Oh, I'm going to Russia. So....Moscow

Gnip and Diablo 3 by Bazilla 1-26-02

I'm fed up of George Lucas, if I hear about him one more time he's geography! Don't you mean history? Don't change the subject!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Gnip and Diablo return by Bazilla 4-12-02

You know, you really are a ruby geezer! Don't you mean diamond? Don't get precious!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.