Some of you may recall discussions we've had in the past about all my strips using the same joke. Well, following the well received "Bastards of the Universe", which were almost identical, I have come up with another series which are even closer to being the one strip repeated five times. I do this with the aim of pushing the boundaries of repetitive humour, and not just because I'm a lazy unfunny bastard.

Oh, and they're about Quantum Leap, so if you never saw the TV show you probably won't get these. Don't worry, you're not missing much.

Quantum Leap by kramer_vs_kramer 4-15-02

Al! Thank god you're here. What's going on? Who am I this week, and what do I have to do? Well, Sam, you're porn star Draco Snatch, and your task is to ensure he safely gets through the filming of "Anal Lesbo Teen Orgy 43". Oh boy.

Quantum Leap II by kramer_vs_kramer 4-15-02

Al - it's really you! What exciting adventure do I have in store this week? Well, Sam, you're beauty queen Missy Delonge, and you have to oversee her first sexual experience as she announces her bisexuality. Oh boy.

Quantum Leap III by kramer_vs_kramer 4-15-02

Hey Al, how's things? What am I up to this week? Well, Sam. It looks like you're the taste quality inspector at the Smirnoff distillery, and you must taste-test "The Best Vodka Ever" Oh boy.

Quantum Leap IV by kramer_vs_kramer 4-15-02

Al! You gotta help me- where am I? What have I got to do this week? Well, Sam, you're nightclub boss Jim Lemarr. Tonight's the opening of your new club- you've to make sure none of the coke and sluts go to waste. Oh boy.

Quantum Leap V by kramer_vs_kramer 4-15-02

Al! What's going on? Whose body am I in this week? Sam, it looks like you're Bob the Gimp on the day of his record breaking buggery attempt- in the middle of a lubricant shortage. Shit.

Good stuff. Repetitive humor rocks.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Good stuff. Repetitive humor rocks.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Good stuff. Repetitive humor rocks.

AYB, tourist guy, domokuns, Beer makes time die, Tobor, etc.

Good stuff. Repetitive humor rocks.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Nazis.

KKP's present sig makes him appear to be a Celtic supporter.

Just thought id mention it in the vain attempt to stop the "repetitive humour etc" thing.

Also Santa Claus is a fictional character who doesn't exist.

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Charlie dont surf

I reiterate the challenge given me by KKP when first we met:

UR YE A HUN OR A TIM LIKE

Tim.

You?

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Charlie dont surf

Dear God, you people are like survivors of a nuclear bomb, who set off another one, just to see if they'll be as lucky the next time.

We've managed to survive a religion thread, are currently battling out an argument with homophobia, and now you want to bring football into the mix?

Let's just not bother, eh?

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Dad was flammable

Shut it, speccy. Squerr go!

Andrew, which Football team do you affiliate yourself with? The Glasgow Rangers or Celtic?

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Charlie dont surf

Kajun's right. This is a can of worms I don't think we should open. I don't really affiliate myself with either club, though I prefer it when Celtic win because a large proportion of Rangers fans are neds.

Hm, I may have gone and opened that can after all...

Not really andy.

The subject is now dropped.

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Charlie dont surf

Imagine my relief.

Does it look like a white ball of healing light?

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Charlie dont surf

As ZE will testify , im clearly a born and bred Jags man.

Always have been , always will be. You can stick yer old firm up yer arse.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Brilliant, KvK.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

you.are.a.cunt. fuck off. santa clause is not a fictional charecter. santa clause is real.
fuck you, fuck you like your dad did.
santa hating motherfucker.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

We're just experiancing fallout now.