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Zero_Entropy
Member - Tobor Fan Club

Member Rated:

I think it's time everyone around here admitted that i am the saviour of this forum.

The simple childrens rhyme below awknowledges my greatness:

[i]Zero the hero
First the worst
Second the best
Third the one with the hairy chest
(Fourth the Golden Eagle)[/i]

A well known fact is that children never lie so as this is a children's rhyme recited by children it's obvious i AM a hero.

Another well known fact is that if you are a hero then you are a saviour too allows me to feel confident enough to "rest my case".

The thinly veiled suggestion in the rhyme that someone called "Zero" has almost mystical powers in his ability to make a woman quickly reach orgasm during sexual intercourse should not be overlooked either.

Only petty minded miscreants would argue otherwise.

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Charlie dont surf

4-25-02 11:57am (new)
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wenisinfurs
Member - Tobor Fan Club

Member Rated:

It would be easier to agree if you said it
in the form of a comic, and not just a rambling
bawk. This is a forum for COMIC STRIPS after all.

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

4-25-02 12:13pm (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

Kids lie! All the fucking time, they're covered in paint "Billy, have you been playing with the paint?"
"No mum", and the mother just goes "Awwww, he's so cute", then gets the camera out and starts taking pictures, rewarding the kids for lying.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

4-25-02 2:04pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

Member Rated:

So you hate children is that it, Bazilla? Children are our future!!! How dare you speak ill of those precious angels?!

4-25-02 2:11pm (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

Speaking to someone with a Frank Sinatra sig, and someone that thinks highly of Karen Carpenter's angelic voice, the future is going to suck, and if children are the future, then the chldren suck.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

4-25-02 2:19pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

Member Rated:

I read that post Bazilla, but all I could hear in my head was the noise of two balloons rubbing together.

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Dad was flammable | kajunfirefly@gmail.com

4-25-02 2:30pm (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

Sorry, I'll try and keep it down.

4-25-02 2:34pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

Member Rated:

Zero, you idiot, it should be obvious we mean the opposite of what we say.

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What others say about boorite!

4-25-02 2:38pm (new)
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Zero_Entropy
Member - Tobor Fan Club

Member Rated:

I'm reminded of the "I lie all the time paradox".

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Charlie dont surf

4-25-02 3:25pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

Member Rated:

I'm not.

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Dad was flammable | kajunfirefly@gmail.com

4-25-02 4:04pm (new)
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cockmaster_zero
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

Damn you entropy!
I am a hero. not you.
leave this place and never return.

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I have been chosen to protect the hevenly poultry.

4-25-02 7:21pm (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

Oh great, someone else claiming they're god, just what we need, don't they realise we have Brad?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

4-25-02 11:25pm (new)
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Zero_Entropy
Member - Tobor Fan Club

Member Rated:

But but but Brad sucks.

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Charlie dont surf

4-26-02 10:01am (new)
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DH-01
Stripcreator Regular

Member Rated:

Hi, Zero!

...

Bye, Zero!

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Needs more sodomy.

4-26-02 10:39am (new)
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Zero_Entropy
Member - Tobor Fan Club

Member Rated:

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Hi, Zero!

...

Bye, Zero!


you are so american

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Charlie dont surf

4-26-02 11:08am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

Member Rated:

quote:
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Hi, Zero!

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Bye, Zero!


you are so american


You got a problem with that?

Am3rika OWNZ j00

4-26-02 1:28pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

Member Rated:

quote:
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Hi, Zero!

...

Bye, Zero!


you are so american


Careful, our pilots may "accidentally" bomb you guys' soldiers next time.

4-26-02 1:46pm (new)
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Zero_Entropy
Member - Tobor Fan Club

Member Rated:

OK, you can pretend it was deliberate but the entire world KNOWS that the reason that America has so many "friendly fire" incidents is purely due to the stupidity of their Troops.

Which in turn is just a reflection on the intelligence of the Nation as a whole.

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Charlie dont surf

4-26-02 4:36pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

Member Rated:

OK, you can pretend it was deliberate but the entire world KNOWS that the reason that America has so many "friendly fire" incidents is purely due to the stupidity of their Troops.

Which in turn is just a reflection on the intelligence of the Nation as a whole.


Eh? What's this? You're responding seriously to a stupid and innane joke of a post? What a tosser!

4-26-02 4:41pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

Member Rated:

OK, you can pretend it was deliberate but the entire world KNOWS that the reason that America has so many "friendly fire" incidents is purely due to the stupidity of their Troops.

Which in turn is just a reflection on the intelligence of the Nation as a whole.


Eh? What's this? You're responding seriously to a stupid and innane joke of a post? What a tosser!


Nah, he's still "testing" us to "find out" who is "decent," or some such nonsense.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

4-26-02 4:44pm (new)
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Zero_Entropy
Member - Tobor Fan Club

Member Rated:

After my initial experience with this forum i decided that trying to find "decent" folk here was asking a "bit too much".

Consequently if you are "rated" a "fuckin stupid twat" or above on my "scale" you have now become "alright" in my book.

Purely for SC comparative purposes only of course.

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Charlie dont surf

4-26-02 4:50pm (new)
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djsparkydog
Member - Tobor Fan Club

Member Rated:

Again with the shoggoth-be-damned quotation marks.

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

4-26-02 6:08pm (new)
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