You know something? The Stripcreator characters have had it up to here with the way things are in the world. Ceaseless violence, growing corporate dominance over all aspects of life, constricting of freedom, corrupt govenrment, anti-sodomy laws... just to name the biggest issues on their minds.

Well it's time for a change! What do they want? When do they want it? How are they gonna do it? That's up to you. This contest will be about the SC.com roster of characters embarking on a mission to make the world a better place. Will they go the conventional political route? If so, let's see their campaign strategies, or choice vignetes from their run for office, or possibly what they do once they actually get into office. Or alternatively, are they going to overthrow world governments through assassination? Are they going to become freedom fighters/terrorists/militant millitia members?

The future of the world is in their hands!

The results will be broacast to the world sometime late Wednesday night. Good luck! May your cause be noble, and your efforts bear fruit!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You have no chance to survive, make your time. Part 1 by Geniu$ 4-28-02

Uh, is everybody here? I stil dnot see wy we hav to hold this meating in teh dark! Shut up FeetForEars, let's just get on with it. Right, what we need to do, is draw up a list of demands, and present them to those forum bastards. It's almost impossible to draw in the dark. Actually, there is no such thing as "almost_impossible", what you mean is, it's 'quite difficult', but not impossible.

You have no chance to survive, make your time. Part 2 by Geniu$ 4-28-02

right, well, first of all, I want to ban all this foul language, there is simply no need for it. Right IndyPete, mark that down, the Priest wants less swearing. I'm not taking the notes. Yeah, sorree, im takign the notes, who sed waht? I WANT MORE ROBOT CHARACTERS! Look, we already discussed this, we aren't asking for new characters, just some simple rules of decency.

You have no chance to survive, make your time. Part 3 by Geniu$ 4-28-02

Well, most importanly, I say we discuss the Anti-Sodomy law, all those in favour of the law being passed? Aye. Aye. Moo. NEVER!!! Aye....uh....oh......aaaahhh AAAAAHH AAAAAHHH, NO!!

You have no chance to survive, make your time. Part 4 by Geniu$ 4-28-02

Right, well, maybe we'll just ignore the Anti-Sodomy law for now, some of us want to survive this meeting. You're all a bunch of simple minded arse bandits, I hope you die a slow horrible death. who the fuck was that? Bah, it's just Jesus, ignore him, he's drunk. Listen, I think I should be the default character, I'm ready for it, I can handle it! do you have any idea how much Canadian dick we had to suck to get that position? Trust me, you don't want it.

You have no chance to survive, make your time. Part 5 by Geniu$ 4-28-02

Many hours later.... Ok, I think we've finally made sure everyone's happy, lets just post our demands and see what happens. I'm still not sure about the ban on Graviton Generating Rotor Turbines. What the fuck are you talking about? No, let's not get into this fucking argument again, just leave it. Be sure to put in an extra order for some Anal-Eaze. THAT'S RIGHT, I WANT MY BOY TO BE ALL SLIPPERY!

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Come ahead then!

Well this CC is over.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

You're the type of person who shouts:

"I BELIEVE IN YOU!"

when someone is trying to get that all important 7-10 split, aren't you?

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Dad was flammable

CC117: Act locally by boorite 4-28-02

Change the world? I can't even change the spark plugs on my vibrator! ...spark plugs?

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What others say about boorite!

CC 117: The Rise And Fall Of The Asiangirl Utopia - Part 1 by BigEvilDan 4-28-02

I'm going to go make the world a better place! I'll be back in about half an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.

CC 117: The Rise And Fall Of The Asiangirl Utopia - Part 2 by BigEvilDan 4-28-02

Check it out. New wallpaper! That's it? This is how you're improving the world? Well, this and I blew up a factory filled with Commies! What?!

CC 117: The Rise And Fall Of The Asiangirl Utopia - Part 3 by BigEvilDan 4-28-02

I blew up an anchovy factory. Is that so hard to understand? How in the world does destroying an anchovy factory improve our lives? Think about it. Nobody likes anchovies, but every pizza place in the world has them available. It must be part of an evil communist plot. Right. And how does the wallpaper fit in? I just thought this place could use some colour. Do you have a problem with that? Well, it kinda smells like fish...

CC 117: The Rise And Fall Of The Asiangirl Utopia - Part 4 by BigEvilDan 4-28-02

Today's top story: the anchovy factory bombings continue. The attacks have completely bankrupted the industry. In other news, all non-anchovy related crime has ceased and world peace has been declared. And now, here's Andy Dougan with Entertainment... Holy #@$%! She was right! Russel Crowe was crushed by an anvil today...

CC 117: The Rise And Fall Of The Asiangirl Utopia - Part 5 by BigEvilDan 4-28-02

So anchovies are really a nexus of evil in the universe? It seems that way. I guess I owe you an apology for all those things I said about you behind your back. Wait a minute...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

You have no chance to survive, make your time. Part 7 by Geniu$ 4-28-02

one month later: it seems no-one listened to our demands, we're still here, with the same shitty clothes, and the same degrading jokes being made about us. I just don't think we had enough leverage, what we need is a proper leader. There's no-one with enough experience here, no-one that they will listen to. Hmm, I can think of someone, but it'll be hard to find him. It's not one of that shitty Disney crew is it? No, I was thinking, Charlie Brown.

You have no chance to survive, make your time. Part 8 by Geniu$ 4-28-02

*knock knock* Well, this is supposed to be Charlie's place. Yeah? What the fuck do you want? uh, Mr Brown, I'm from Stripcreator.com, we need your help. Is that the website run by that fucking Canadian? No thanks, that guy can fucking drink me off! No, it's not him that wants your help, WE need you to teach HIM a lesson.

You have no chance to survive, make your time. Part 9 by Geniu$ 4-28-02

So, you want me to lead this band of angry comic strip characters to get your demands met? Pretty much, yes, they won't listen to us, but you're a legend, they'll HAVE to take notice. Ach, I'm all washed up kid, I aint got what it takes any more. What about your old crew? surely you could get them back together? Not a chance, those bastards were all about the money, once Shulz died, they all fucked off to persue solo careers. Actually, I thought I saw Linus doing porn.

You have no chance to survive, make your time. Part 10 by Geniu$ 4-28-02

Dear God, ass-raping robots, gay cowboys, pink donkeys, floating heads and a million strips taking the piss out of religion, this guy is nuts! yeah, me and my sister have been continually portrayed as cheap child prostitutes. Really? I'll just bookmark this page for later.

You have no chance to survive, make your time. Part 11 by Geniu$ 4-28-02

At Brad's place: Well, well, well, if it isn't ol' slap nuts himself, Charlie "washed up" Brown. Listen Brad, I represent the characters of stripcreator.com, and I'm here to issue you with a list of demands... not THIS again ...if you don't meet our demands, we will be forced to open the doors to your server and let the whole world see your collection of child porn! you can't defeat us drunkie, just crawl back into whatever whole you came from and I'll spare you. it's a war yer after then?

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Come ahead then!

The ole switchero by Spankling 4-28-02

It was smart of you to go entirely robotic instead of waiting for one part after another to fail and eventually let you slip away from us, Mr Cheney. YES! CHENEY! I AM CONSERVATIVE ASS-FUCK KNOWN AS CHENEY! BUT YOU MAY CALL ME VP, MS RICE! Ass fu...? Mr. Ch... I mean VP. Are you feeling all right? You are so loud and may I say far more appealing. THAT WHAT W SAY UNTIL HE DIE IMPALED ON MY THROBBING TITANIUM HYDRAULIC SHL0NG!!!! YOU ASKING_TO_BE_NEXT_RICE? You bet! It will be good to get some real action in the oval office again! Let's watch the Monica tapes to get in the mood! NO! TOBOR… I MEAN VP HATES TO SEE GOOD CIGAR GET ALL GUMMED UP LIKE THAT!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

THE END TO ALL THE WORLDS PROBLEMS BEGINS WITH.............. by crabby 4-28-02

The Fighting Young Priest #1 by kaufman 4-28-02

The Artists Produce There we go. A fine batch of new characters, if I may say so myself. It will be a good crop this season! The Commissioner presides over the Draft With the first pick of the first round, Bazilla selects ... the Mst characters... ... With the 27th pick of the first round, fuzzyman picks ... Priest. The (mon)Signing You make 30 comics for me. In exchange, I give you $4,000,000, three trips to Rome, and two altar boys a week. Make it five altar boys a fortnight, and you've got a deal.

The Fighting Young Priest #2 by kaufman 4-28-02

I'm looking forward to making comics for you, Mr. fuzzyman. I'm sure you'll do great, but let me set you straight on a few things. I won't stand for mediocrity. We made the playoffs last year. This season I want to win more comic contests, win the Cup, be #1. Look, I'm new here, so just tell me: WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO BE #1? No, please, God, no!

The Fighting Young Priest #3 by kaufman 4-28-02

The Priest's first Comic Contest ... I'm afraid even you can't do anything to save me. Relax, Super Britainman. I *do* speak Anglican. ... mentions to crabby, Big Evil Dan, DexX and Geniu$. But the winner is fuzzyman for "Super Britainman in Hell". YES!!!! The aftermath? A big bonus. Sir, what happened to my room? I filled it with holy water. Congratulations!

The Fighting Young Priest #4 by kaufman 4-29-02

January ... Tonight on StripCenter: Three wins in a month for fuzzyman, as the Priest brings in the laughs. April ... Major upset in the Comic Cup! fuzzy's slump continues, as he goes down in Round 1 in a landslide to a raw newcomer... June ... As the summer meetings get underway, rumors abound of trades involving skagg, fuzzyman, wirthling, ... Hell no, I won't go! Wait a minute ... I don't have to!

The Fighting Young Priest #5 by kaufman 4-29-02

At the Owners' Meetings in Monte Carlo ... I'm interested in Captain Monosyllabic. How about Super Britainman and a Prop to be named later for him? I really have no use for Super Britainman. However, your Priest would fit in well with my Jesus ... Priest for the Captain straight up? It's a deal! Captain Monosyllabic, you've been traded to fuzzyman. Damn.

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Speaking on behalf of the "Save a Character Foundation". by Geniu$ 4-29-02

Every single day, innocent comic characters are made a fool of on this website, they are the butt of racist, sexist, blasphemous and just plain sick jokes. with your help, we can help these characters start new lives for themselves and regain their pride, for just $2 a month, you can sponsor a character. your $2 will help the character get a new job, a new home, even some new clothes and escape the endless torment of tentacle rape. you will be sent a monthly update of your sponsored character, so that you know exactly where your $2 is going. So please, sponsor a character today, it's only $2. of course, for $5, you could have us both!

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Come ahead then!

Comic Contest #117: What we need is... by pbannie 4-29-02

The Stripcreator characters make their demands. We need fewer characters with more expressions. We need more style, daddy-o. These cats is all way to square. Now slap me on the down side a lay another trip on me. We need more doughnuts... ...with sprinkles... ...and cream filling. We need more beer, and pants, and more beer. We need more urinal cakes. I just got the last of them.

Pleased to announce my 100th post ...

Literal Aid by Namgubed 4-29-02

We are the world ... ♫ We are the children ... ♫ We are the children ... ♫ ♫ We are the ones who'll make a brighter day, ♫ ♫ So let's start givin'! ♫

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

I didn't think I should write a novel to try to change the world, so here's my 1-strip attempt...

CC117; True Devotion by houkatori 4-29-02

*sigh* WHAT?!? What do you want? Listen, I don't like the way things are in the world today. I was hoping you could help... ... So if you could just find it in your heart to speak with me, and help guide me in what I need to do, I'd really appreciate it. If i give you five bucks, will you go away? Done and done.

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"Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes."

I'm gonna get to work then...

Assasination! 1 by Isocish 4-30-02

Right old chum, DexX has a plan.... Oh god Our first assasionation will be... Here's anothere hopeless effort to make the world a better place by killing an amazingly decent person... We are to assasionate....Bill Gates Inventor of the X Box! I stand corrected