Yeah, Thats the only thing I'm good at, comic wise. I want to see everyone elses. The Winner gets.....pride.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Heres a great commercial for a new product.

"Are you fed up with newbies coming into the Comic Competition Forums and screwing up YOUR best laid plans? Well , help is at hand with all new NEWBIEGONE. Thats right folks. Just load up the NEWBIEGONE with buckshot and let its 12 gauge pump action do the rest. Its so simple , you just point and click. Even Microsoft products cant do that."

Disclaimer : Newbiegone is a fictitious product . KKP Promotions take no responsibility for SC.com regulars executing newbies with Shotguns.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Petunias...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

diediedie

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I couldn't be fucked for it now. But when I get around to doing this one I bet it will be great.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Spankling's commercial was most persuasive. I'm now on the phone with the Red Cross, making an appointment for donating blood. We should declare him the winner.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

My entry:

Man with a nail by mAsTeR511 1-12-01

How often does this happen? Whenever i see small asian girls The next day Hi, i'm a little asian girl GOD DAMNIT Soon After Maybe you should get rid of that hammer... Why?

Don't worry, Satansatansatan. It's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done.

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What others say about boorite!

Even if it involves underaged asian girls and oral sex?

Great Song. Great Line. Goddamnit , someone make a comic about it

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

MMMPH by skagg 5-06-02

Daddy, what does regret mean? Well son, a funny thing about regret, is that it's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done. Oh, and by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, can you be sure and tell her... SANTA! SANTA! SANTA! SANTA!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

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Dad was flammable

huh.... he shoulda known from my mistake... but I've got something in the vaults for just such an occassion as this:

Sparky Does Advertising: Crack 1 by djsparkydog 3-26-02

Hi folks Sparky here to tell you about a revolutionary drug that'll change you life!! That's right, I'm talking about CRACK!!!! Crack is the amazing new superdrug brought to you by our fine associate Silky the Kwanza Pimp Wassup. Crack will make all your pain float into the etherium. You'll be more popular. More likeable. You'll have more zest for life! and if you don't believe me speak to our satisfied customers!!!

Buy Some Crack! : Part 2 by djsparkydog 3-26-02

Here's Selma, long time crack user and transvestite hooker. Crack grew all my hair and teeth back. Now I can make more money on the streets to buy crack! Back to work crackhead. Here's Bob. Bob was a long time workaholic with completely unmanageable stress levels, and ulcers on top of his ulcers! Look what crack did for him! Before Crack, I had all kinds of problems... Now I only have one... CRACK!!! Now let's do some on the spot interviews, and free trial giveaways! When you say "Free Trial Giveaway", you mean "I'm gonna pay Silky for every last rock", right? This shit don't grow on trees man.

Free Trial : Crack Part 3 by djsparkydog 3-26-02

Excuse me, Miss! Would you like to try some free Crack? I don't know... I like the drugs I have right now... what the hell, it's free right? Pass me the light bulb! So how do you like it? My heart... feels.... funny... Another satisfied customer! Silky, come get the body and put it with the other ones!

Crack part 4: They always set SOMETHING on fire. by djsparkydog 3-26-02

AND to prove the unbelievable power of Crack, I've used a flame thrower to set this schoolbus full of children on fire... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! But because of the unbelievable power of our product, they all think theyre roasting marshmallows around a camp fire! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Yo Sparky! We didn't give 'em any crack, we already handed out all the sample bags. Uhhhh... CUT TAPE! What do you mean we're live? Shit! Go to the stock footage!

Crack Part 5: BUY BUY BUY! by djsparkydog 3-26-02

Dial 1-800-CRAK-ROK Now!!!!!! Well, thanks for joining us today, and learning about the beauty of Crack! Damn fine shit, I'll tell you that much. You bitches. Dial 1-800-CRAK-ROK Now!!!!!! Crack. Supermodels will love you. Your dick will get bigger. You'll never grow old. You'll be rich. Gold will drip from your fingers like spring rain. Jesus will love you even more. And if that shit doesn't happen you'll be too damn strung out to sue us. Dial 1-800-CRAK-ROK Now!!!!!!(You bitches) Word. You bitches.

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!