[Click to view comic: 'CC118 - Fully Rules Non-Compliant']

I made an entry to make an entrance.

How is everyone? Good I hope.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

HOLY FUCK-ON-A-STICK!!!

I hoped, um, I mean, I thought you were dead.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Obi!!!

I don't know whether to give you a hug or an assfucking!

No, I live. I survived the many care packages you sent me. What's been going on here?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Why choose?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Gabe finally got "the operation" and we were soon thereafter married. Other than that, nothing much else has happened. We mostly have spent the last few months talking about how much we enjoyed the fact that you were gone. Way to spoil our fun, douchenozzle.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Gabe finally got "the operation" and we were soon thereafter married. Other than that, nothing much else has happened. We mostly have spent the last few months talking about how much we enjoyed the fact that you were gone. Way to spoil our fun, douchenozzle.

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He got the operation to marry you? That must be love. Lord knows I wouldn't give up the olfactory gland.

It's okay to talk about how pleasant it is to not have me around, but I thought the constant barrage of emails expressing that to me was excessive.

Any regs leave or are they all still hanging around one of the corners of this growing place? I have to dig up DexX's Who wants a character thread, because I do. Mostly because I thought of the coolest shirt. It says: I am a black woman. Neal will thank me.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Some have disappeared for long periods of time but have recently re-appeared (Descolada, DH-01, habnem, Scyess), but I haven't seen apejuice, itsclark, or NastyPope for a long, long time.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Not as much as the pimp will.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

...but we really should take this conversation into the General Discussion forum, you insensitive prick.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Not as much as the pimp will.

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I would have thought the pimp would have been the Alpha male. Just goes to show you: pimps are pussies.

No, there's stranger danger in the General Discussion thread.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

JESUS CHRIST, THE I AM A COLOSSAL GEEK THREAD'S STILL GOING?! I salute you.

I'll start a thread over there. What should I say. I was thinking "Wassup", you know to play it cool, like.
But then that might be interpreted as standoffish, so then I thought "HOWDY!" but then I remembered I don't use that word. So now I'm stumped. Have any suggestions so I seem happy to see everyone, but not like a big dirty forum whore?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"Sucky sucky five dolla"? That's only slightly whorish.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Your sucky sucky suggestion, while appreciated, is too late. You left me unsupervised and I went and did something whorishly standoffishly impulsive.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 108: Tears']

Also, a thousand apologies toward Neovid for stealing his brilliant sketchy joke. I couldn't remember who made the joke so I just used it again. Plagarism is the only way I can be funny after all.
Sorry.

Welcome back, ObiJo. (Not that I knew you were gone until someone mentioned it, since I just got back a few months ago.) Now I feel guilty now for returning for a week or two and not posting again until now. 8) (I haven't stopped reading, though.)

I've been rather dry in the CC department, but since I like this topic (and already had some old 'uns lying around), I figured I'd give it a shot. Here're my first entries. No limit on the number I can post, correct?

[Click to view comic: 'Musical Debate']

[Click to view comic: 'Musical Debate II']

[Click to view comic: 'Musical Debate III']
(I still don't believe I let Gabe beat me to 10,000.)

[Click to view comic: 'Musical Debate IV']

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"Old" is the old new.

quote:

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A thousand apologies toward Neovid for stealing his brilliant sketchy joke. I couldn't remember who made the joke so I just used it again. Plagarism is the only way I can be funny after all.
Sorry.

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So who'd you steal the tears comic from?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 118: Dannihilation']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I'm going to push the judging back until tommorow because the site was naughty. You will all continue to suffer under my merciless rule until then.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

ObiJo came back and the server just couldn't handle it.

[Click to view comic: 'CC118: President of the Cosmos, Candidate Debate...']

Not completely rules compliant, as I understand it...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

OBI-FUCKING-JO IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And still as old as time itself

(WB Obi)

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'CC118: Another Non-Rules-Compliant Strip']

And now for a rules compliant!

[Click to view comic: 'Wonder Brad']

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Honourable mentions, and the comics that put them there:

Kajun Firefly - Are you serious?

dcomposed - We built this city on Hash and Spam (I'm not sure why I like it, but I do.)

lara7 - Any reasonable person would agree....

kaufman - Irrefutable

drave - Knowledge can be your bitch

ObiJo - Fully Rules Non-Compliant (Just for making his comeback in my thread. The strip is, after all, non-compliant)

Scyess - Musical Debate

DexX - President of the Cosmos, Candidate Debate...

And the winner is...

Bazilla, for his mention in Kajun's [u]Are you serious?[/u]

And no, I'm not serious. The real winner is Kajun Firefly for writing [u]Are you serious?[/u] as well as this one:

[Click to view comic: 'CC118: A Crisis of Faith']

In the end, it was the fact that I liked everything you wrote that put you ahead of the other deserving competitors. The fact that I had an excuse to pretend Bazilla won was just a bonus.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Well, I guess DexX is right then, "Crisis of Faith" was nearly deleted, I made it and read it over and over again, but thought it was crap, then decided I'd post it anyway, and "Are you serious?" wasn't a serious entry.

but that's not the point, the point is I WON and the rest of you are a bunch of stinking losers!

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Dad was flammable

Hmmm.... Dexx's Law in effect again. Not even an honorable mention for Cowboy Theology, which I deluded myself into thinking had a fighting chance.

About damn time Kajun won something, anyway.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.