CC118 - Fully Rules Non-Compliant by ObiJo 5-03-02

Heard any survivors? Not for awhile. Checkers? Dig it.

I made an entry to make an entrance.

How is everyone? Good I hope.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

HOLY FUCK-ON-A-STICK!!!

I hoped, um, I mean, I thought you were dead.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Obi!!!

I don't know whether to give you a hug or an assfucking!

No, I live. I survived the many care packages you sent me. What's been going on here?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Why choose?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Gabe finally got "the operation" and we were soon thereafter married. Other than that, nothing much else has happened. We mostly have spent the last few months talking about how much we enjoyed the fact that you were gone. Way to spoil our fun, douchenozzle.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Gabe finally got "the operation" and we were soon thereafter married. Other than that, nothing much else has happened. We mostly have spent the last few months talking about how much we enjoyed the fact that you were gone. Way to spoil our fun, douchenozzle.

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He got the operation to marry you? That must be love. Lord knows I wouldn't give up the olfactory gland.

It's okay to talk about how pleasant it is to not have me around, but I thought the constant barrage of emails expressing that to me was excessive.

Any regs leave or are they all still hanging around one of the corners of this growing place? I have to dig up DexX's Who wants a character thread, because I do. Mostly because I thought of the coolest shirt. It says: I am a black woman. Neal will thank me.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Some have disappeared for long periods of time but have recently re-appeared (Descolada, DH-01, habnem, Scyess), but I haven't seen apejuice, itsclark, or NastyPope for a long, long time.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Not as much as the pimp will.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

...but we really should take this conversation into the General Discussion forum, you insensitive prick.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Not as much as the pimp will.

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I would have thought the pimp would have been the Alpha male. Just goes to show you: pimps are pussies.

No, there's stranger danger in the General Discussion thread.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

JESUS CHRIST, THE I AM A COLOSSAL GEEK THREAD'S STILL GOING?! I salute you.

I'll start a thread over there. What should I say. I was thinking "Wassup", you know to play it cool, like.
But then that might be interpreted as standoffish, so then I thought "HOWDY!" but then I remembered I don't use that word. So now I'm stumped. Have any suggestions so I seem happy to see everyone, but not like a big dirty forum whore?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"Sucky sucky five dolla"? That's only slightly whorish.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Your sucky sucky suggestion, while appreciated, is too late. You left me unsupervised and I went and did something whorishly standoffishly impulsive.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

CC 108: Tears by crabby 5-03-02

Hey pal, we don't need any of your kind in here! What do you have against my people? Tears come in here and get in the way of everything and make everyone look like a bitch! So take your buisness somewhere else. Hey, I think I have a reason to be here. What if someone loses a finger? Your gonna need some tears in here. Are you telling me you never shed a single tear? There's no crying allowed in here! I never cry it's not very donkey-like. I killed your dog.

Also, a thousand apologies toward Neovid for stealing his brilliant sketchy joke. I couldn't remember who made the joke so I just used it again. Plagarism is the only way I can be funny after all.
Sorry.

Welcome back, ObiJo. (Not that I knew you were gone until someone mentioned it, since I just got back a few months ago.) Now I feel guilty now for returning for a week or two and not posting again until now. 8) (I haven't stopped reading, though.)

I've been rather dry in the CC department, but since I like this topic (and already had some old 'uns lying around), I figured I'd give it a shot. Here're my first entries. No limit on the number I can post, correct?

Musical Debate by Scyess 3-16-01

Blues is better! Country music is better! Blues has soul! Blues is about life! It's about hard times and hard luck. So's country music. And blues is sung by a bunch of inbred, cow-raping, ludicrously-accented hicks... No it ain't! That's coun- ... HEY!

Musical Debate II by Scyess 3-17-01

Blues is better! J-Pop is better! Blues has soul! And people actually play instruments. J-Pop has correographed movements! And no one NEEDS instruments because it's all done electronically and sounds the same. Blues comes from a rich history of blacks enslaved and forced into bondage. Well, J-Pop is sung by pubescent girls voluntarily enslaved by their producers. And they're a lot cuter than some sweaty black guy with a guitar!

Musical Debate III by Scyess 3-17-01

J-Pop is better! Easy-listening is better! What? You like EASY LISTENING?? Sure! I guess I just got used to it since they always pipe it in everywhere I go in Hell. I should have known that. I mean, we DID invent it, after all.

(I still don't believe I let Gabe beat me to 10,000.)

Musical Debate IV by Scyess 3-20-01

Easy listening is better! Zalfrovian musical larp screaming is better! Easy listening is ubiquitous! And soothing. Zalfrovian musical larp screaming features the sounds of thousands of meakly mofiberps giving birth to litters of spikey blar hoomies, and long, rhythmic harmonica, tuba, and jackhammer improv solos. That's just silly. And yet, somehow, it sounds strangely more appealing than easy listening... It's not as silly as giving the name "easy listening" to something that's so hard to listen to.

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"Old" is the old new.

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A thousand apologies toward Neovid for stealing his brilliant sketchy joke. I couldn't remember who made the joke so I just used it again. Plagarism is the only way I can be funny after all.
Sorry.

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So who'd you steal the tears comic from?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 118: Dannihilation by kaufman 5-06-02

I said judging will be Sunday night, and I'm true to my word. Just because the site was down is no excuse. Judging will be NEXT Sunday. Are you nuts? They'll mutiny you. Just say you judged last night, post the winner now, and no one will be the wiser for it. But the site was down. I haven't even see the newest entries. Picking a winner wouldn't be fair to crabby and Scyess. Yeah, like you were going to pick them anyway. Just give it to fuzzyman already; you know you want to. Why, I've had it with you. Take off! // No, YOU take off, hosehead!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I'm going to push the judging back until tommorow because the site was naughty. You will all continue to suffer under my merciless rule until then.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

ObiJo came back and the server just couldn't handle it.

CC118: President of the Cosmos, Candidate Debate... by DexX 5-06-02

If elected President of the Cosmos, all would retain their powers of free will, yet I would use a simple set of moral rules which if followed, would guarantee peace and_happiness_for_everybody. Fuck that shit. Do what you like now, and pay for it later. Find ways to get what you want, and don't worry who may be hurt by you acquiring it. Nobody is as important as you. Vote 1 me. That Lucifer guy has a nice suit. Yeah.

Not completely rules compliant, as I understand it...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

OBI-FUCKING-JO IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And still as old as time itself

(WB Obi)

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC118: Another Non-Rules-Compliant Strip by TheElPaso 5-06-02

I thought I'd replace StripCreator with a gay porn site.

And now for a rules compliant!

Wonder Brad by TheElPaso 5-06-02

I thought I'd replace StripCreator with a gay porn site. Ew! Fags should be shot twice in the face using bullets (not cum)! No way! I'm not gonna let you shoot my visitors! Maybe we can make a deal? OK, how about instead of shooting all the visitors twice, could you just shoot Dan a lot?

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Honourable mentions, and the comics that put them there:

Kajun Firefly - Are you serious?

dcomposed - We built this city on Hash and Spam (I'm not sure why I like it, but I do.)

lara7 - Any reasonable person would agree....

kaufman - Irrefutable

drave - Knowledge can be your bitch

ObiJo - Fully Rules Non-Compliant (Just for making his comeback in my thread. The strip is, after all, non-compliant)

Scyess - Musical Debate

DexX - President of the Cosmos, Candidate Debate...

And the winner is...

Bazilla, for his mention in Kajun's [u]Are you serious?[/u]

And no, I'm not serious. The real winner is Kajun Firefly for writing [u]Are you serious?[/u] as well as this one:

CC118: A Crisis of Faith by KajunFirefly 5-03-02

you see, I don't think the whole "6 days" thing is to be taken literally, God made the universe over a long period of 6 stages, hence Dinosaurs. yes, but if God had created the earth, surely he would have told Moses or Jesus about the existence of Dinosaurs, it seems no-one was aware of them until many centuries later. perhaps there were a lot of creatures that never made it, God probably didn't see the point in talking about them, he was more interested in Adam and Eve and the entire human race. That's another thing, Adam and Eve, when Cain killed Abel and went off and got himself a wife, where did the wife come from? hmm, I think God created Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden, but also created millions of other humans outside the garden walls, they were just prototypes, or pets. Bah, If it wasn't for Genesis 19:5 and the tales of Sodom, I wouldn't read that piece of shit bible at all.

In the end, it was the fact that I liked everything you wrote that put you ahead of the other deserving competitors. The fact that I had an excuse to pretend Bazilla won was just a bonus.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Well, I guess DexX is right then, "Crisis of Faith" was nearly deleted, I made it and read it over and over again, but thought it was crap, then decided I'd post it anyway, and "Are you serious?" wasn't a serious entry.

but that's not the point, the point is I WON and the rest of you are a bunch of stinking losers!

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Dad was flammable

Hmmm.... Dexx's Law in effect again. Not even an honorable mention for Cowboy Theology, which I deluded myself into thinking had a fighting chance.

About damn time Kajun won something, anyway.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.