Care to explain what in the hell you're doing reading this?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Jael I could understand. And wirthling, too. But the rest of you? Sick little monkeys.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

well, i saw nude and thought i found a brother in arms...

guess not

*the search continues*

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Kafka's Koffee

I thought you were going to be taking it off for diabetes, or something.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

That would be a sure way to kill the fund drive.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

*Running in* Naked...naked...where's the naked! WHERE THE HELL'S THE NAKED?!

*Looking around* Oh, just another, ha ha No Naked so funny post.

Call me when there's naked. *Slumping out*

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

LOL oh shit...Gabe knows me too well!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Gabe, you could raise money for diabetes sufferers by getting people to pay you to leave your clothes on. "Twenty bucks or the undies come off!"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Maybe I'd better leave them on, or wirthling won't have anywhere to stuff his dollar bills.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I resisted clicking this link sooo long...
But Gabe's magnificent, uh, body won me over.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

No need to be ashamed. No one can resist the wiles of the Stud-u-lator.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.