These two loveable characters are the most evil minds the world has ever known, or at least, that's what I've heard.

I want a series, of at [u]least[/u] 3 strips, about either:

the evil antics of these two wanted criminals. It can be their attempts to take over the world or just petty crime, it can be their downfall or their victory. I don't care.

or

the good antics of these two wrongfully accused innocents. It can be their attempts to clear their names or just their everyday, lovely, peacefull lives. It can be them getting away with it, or doing some hard time. I don't care.

(feel free to submit as many entries as you wish)

Judging will be around 9pm SC time on Friday, (2am GMT).

GO!

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Stripcreator time is the prevailing time in much of the eastern United States and Canada. As such, from the first Sunday of April until the final Sunday of October, it is four, rather than five hours shy of GMT (which does not advance an hour for the summer, even when the clocks in Britain do).

Hence, this week, 9:00 PM Stripcreator time is 2:00 AM BST, but only 1:00 AM GMT.

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Get it right!

I was talking about "Geniu$ Mean Time".

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Dad was flammable

Warriors by crabby 5-07-02

Alright where going to go to this Strip Creator Conference and just act cool, ok. We might be new but were not punks! I feel ya! Just play it cool, no problem. All the gangs are gonna be at this thing. All of them! We got the three reasons, diesel sweeties, all those muthafuckers from DexX and those pesky forum users! The leaders gonna give a big speech to rally us all up. I dig it!

Warriors 2 by crabby 5-07-02

My brothers! We are here today to usher in a new age! A golden Age! An age of comics the likes of which has never been seen! Were all united here today because we all hold the keys to that golden age! The golden age will not be ushered in by just the Penny arcades, or the goats! Together, we shall all rise from the unfunny graves we have dug for ourselves and redeem ourselves with the funny! It's important that we all stick together for this dream to come true! We can't have any traders we must all stick together! Brad's been shot!

Warriors 3 by crabby 5-07-02

Who would shoot Brad? It was Bear and Horse I saw them! Bear and Horse shot Brad! Put out the word brothers Bear and Horse don't get home alive! I want all the gangs to be on the look out! HOLY FUCK! I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT!

Warriors 4 by crabby 5-07-02

Alright lets just calm down. Were Bear and Horse were two bad muthafuckers! We can make it home with no trouble. Fuck yeah! I aint scared of none of those pussies were two bonafide hard asses! Fuck yeah! Looks like a gangs waiting for us up ahead. Lets go fuck them up! Fuck yeah!

Warriors 5 by crabby 5-07-02

Look we don't want no trouble threereasons. Were just trying to make our way home! Fuck yeah! We just wanna go home! You can't get threw we got orders to kill you! You kill Brad and he love me long time! Tell you what girls, why don't you take this here ten dollars and blow me and my friend here. Fuck yeah! Suck my dick!

[Click to view comic: 'Warriors 6']
[Click to view comic: 'Warriors 7']
[Click to view comic: 'Warriors 8']

Warriors by crabby 5-07-02

Alright where going to go to this Strip Creator Conference and just act cool, ok. We might be new but were not punks! I feel ya! Just play it cool, no problem. All the gangs are gonna be at this thing. All of them! We got the three reasons, diesel sweeties, all those muthafuckers from DexX and those pesky forum users! The leaders gonna give a big speech to rally us all up. I dig it!

Warriors 2 by crabby 5-07-02

My brothers! We are here today to usher in a new age! A golden Age! An age of comics the likes of which has never been seen! Were all united here today because we all hold the keys to that golden age! The golden age will not be ushered in by just the Penny arcades, or the goats! Together, we shall all rise from the unfunny graves we have dug for ourselves and redeem ourselves with the funny! It's important that we all stick together for this dream to come true! We can't have any traders we must all stick together! Brad's been shot!

Warriors 3 by crabby 5-07-02

Who would shoot Brad? It was Bear and Horse I saw them! Bear and Horse shot Brad! Put out the word brothers Bear and Horse don't get home alive! I want all the gangs to be on the look out! HOLY FUCK! I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT!

Warriors 4 by crabby 5-07-02

Alright lets just calm down. Were Bear and Horse were two bad muthafuckers! We can make it home with no trouble. Fuck yeah! I aint scared of none of those pussies were two bonafide hard asses! Fuck yeah! Looks like a gangs waiting for us up ahead. Lets go fuck them up! Fuck yeah!

Warriors 5 by crabby 5-07-02

Look we don't want no trouble threereasons. Were just trying to make our way home! Fuck yeah! We just wanna go home! You can't get threw we got orders to kill you! You kill Brad and he love me long time! Tell you what girls, why don't you take this here ten dollars and blow me and my friend here. Fuck yeah! Suck my dick!

[Click to view comic: 'Warriors 6']
[Click to view comic: 'Warriors 7']
[Click to view comic: 'Warriors 8']

CC119: Dead, Alive, or Otherwise [one] by DexX 5-08-02

Hey, mate. What's new? Oh, not much. I was just... uh... what does that poster over there say? WANTED: Dead or Alive. Bear and Horse. Armed and extremely dangerous. Do not approach! Uh-oh... Uh-oh...

CC119: Dead, Alive, or Otherwise [two] by DexX 5-08-02

Wanted??? Dead or alive??? But... but... but... we haven't done anything wrong! What'll we do??? What'll we do??? What'll we do??? What'll we do??? What'll we do??? What'll we do??? What'll we- SHHH!!! How can you be calm??? I have a cunning plan that cannot fail... quick, to DexX's house!

CC119: Dead, Alive or Otherwise [three] by DexX 5-08-02

*knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock!!!* BEAR!!! Calm down! I'll handle this. What the FUCK is going on out here? Who is jackhammering my fucking door? DexX! Quick! We need your help! What appears to be the problem? We need you to edit a wanted poster for us!

CC119: Dead, Alive or Otherwise [four] by DexX 5-08-02

There you go, Horse - wanted poster MkII. I will expect my payment in the usual way... Hang on, I'll go get my strap-on kangaroo tail... Tumt-te-tu- Hey! You're the guy on that poster over there! Huh? Where? WANTED: Dead or Alive. Bazilla and Zero_Entropy. Approach with caution - may be armed with dangerously bad comic strips.

CC119: Dead, Alive or Otherwise [five] by DexX 5-08-02

Whew! Looks like we don't have anything to worry about any more. Looks like it. I think we have both learned a valuable lesson from this. Well, I know I have. Good friends are wonderful to have! Never let any witnesses live.

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200 CXIX: Episode 1001 by kaufman 5-07-02

Over there, he looks like a good one. You think so? All right. Activate the stun grenade.

200 CXIX: Episode 1000 by kaufman 5-07-02

I'm my sister's husband's dog's wife ... Wait a minute, so am I! He's been watching those Jerry Springer tapes for 40 straight hours now. His brain should be putty in our hands. All right, you get the change of clothes, I'll start with the bleach. He's beautiful. We are ready to attack. Bring out the full army!

200 CXIX: Episode 2.71828... by kaufman 5-07-02

Look, this one is walking into the wind! And mine is stuck in an invisible box. Our army of mimes rules!

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Yes I know, entering a CC hosted by Kajun is stupid.

CC 119: Where's Dil? 1 by Bazilla 5-08-02

o/*Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful is what I feel..o/* !!!! They stole Dil! Well duh!

Where's Dil? 2 by Bazilla 5-08-02

So, here's what we do... *whisper* Fuck you! I'm fed up of making the tea! OK, I'll make it, but after that we... *whisper* *whisper* why the fuck do we do that? It's comedy gold!

Where's Dil? 3 by Bazilla 5-08-02

So what's it like having a hand up your arse? What! You don't know? Pablo! Where's Dil? Why have you kidnapped him!? And Kajun, how could you!? What would your mother say? Well, she would say "Och, mae wee bairn, aye am disappointed in ewe." Wait, what have I done!?

Where's Dil? 4 by Bazilla 5-08-02

Alright Pablo,games over! Hand Dil over! But I don't want to *sob* And gee, don't cry. No, I'm offended now. *sob* Dil! What? I'm a tear?

Where's Dil? Finale by Bazilla 5-08-02

HAHAHAHAHA good one Dil! That's so like you. Yeah, uh, I know. You always crack me up Dil! For the last time I'm a tear! Hi Dil *wink* nice of you to come back. *wink* Being Dil has it's advantages!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I remember TheElPaso saying something similar the last time I ran a CC.

(Drexle won)

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WANTED: 15 Years Ago by Namgubed 5-08-02

_____________WANTED_____________ For Felony Child Molesation. Suspects go by the names of "Ronnie" and "Reggie" $10,000 Reward Each, Dead or Alive, Preferably Dead. Hey there, little boy! Do you want some candy? There they are, Officer Krupke! You sickos is gonna be put away fer a looong time!

WANTED: 3 to 5 Years Later by Namgubed 5-08-02

_____________WANTED_____________ For Parole Violation and Failing to Comply with Convicted Sex Offender Data Requirements. $1,000 Reward for Information Leading to their Arrest. Hey there, little boy! We'll give you some candy if you can direct us to the nearest University! Really? Gee whiz! Sir, y'all is parked next to this here fire hydrant ...

WANTED: All Too Recently by Namgubed 5-08-02

_____________WANTED_____________ Altar Boys for the New Parish at Our Lady of the White Swallow. Applicants to be Interviewed by Father Ronald and Father Reginald. NEXT!!

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Dead Or Alive - Part 1 by BigEvilDan 5-08-02

On a dark and stormy night, the cowboy is the victim of a plot-forwarding murder. Eww, it looks like he was mauled by a couple of wild animals. Get the forum users together. I don't want these maniacs loose on my site. Right away, Brad... ...we'll catch Bear and Horse, DEAD OR ALIVE. Holy crap! Did you read that narration? No I didn't, Bear. I dropped out of the first grade.

Dead Or Alive - Part 2 by BigEvilDan 5-08-02

We've got to hide, Horse. We've been falsely accused of murder. Uh, yeah... It is a *FALSE* accusation, right? Well, I ran into this guy last night...

Dead Or Alive - Part 3 by BigEvilDan 5-08-02

YOU KILLED A MAN!?! Killed? No, I murdered him. You know, sent him flowers and pudding, built a Jello sculpture of Lincon with him... That's not murder, Horse. It's... ...honestly I'm not sure what it is. Your mind works in ways that sane people can't imagine. Yippe! I'm special!

Dead Or Alive - Part 4 by BigEvilDan 5-08-02

Come on, Horse. We need to hide. Maybe we could hide behind that menacing looking Kevin Keegans Perm? Hi. Could you please crawl into this bag with a dollar sign on it? I probably could have handled that a little better than I did.

Dead Or Alive - Part 5 by BigEvilDan 5-08-02

Hiding in the bushes was a great idea, Bear. Be quiet, Horse. Don't you think this is a great hiding spot, Kaufman? Stop hitting me, Bear!

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