Hey, everyone.. what's up? I'm new and I just wanna say (for now) that Jerkcity rules!!!

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I am the Jerkcity crazy gurl!

I like your style!

Hey, thanks...

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I am the Jerkcity crazy gurl!

Are you any relation to Jack Chick?

no

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I am the Jerkcity crazy gurl!

Are you any relation to Ethel Merman?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

lol no...

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I am the Jerkcity crazy gurl!

o/` THERRRRRRES NAAAOOOWWWWW BUSINESS LIIIIIKE SHAAAAOOOOOWWW BUSINESS THERE'S NAAAOOOOOOWW BUSINESS I KNAAOOOOWWWWW.... o/`

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*cough*

"Sorry."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

then who are you related to?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Probably her mom. Most people are.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

You meant "Andy's".

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This is my signature.

You meant "Andy's".

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"Related to." Not "Having relations with."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You meant "Andy's".

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"Related to." Not "Having relations with."

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Maybe shes both having relations with said mother and also related to. Incest is coming back into style as sickening as it seems. I'm disgusted everytime i pick up the newspaper and read of another incest related death. It sickens me!

I love incest! It makes my john smell like Mother Nature's tit sweat.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

lol

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I am the Jerkcity crazy gurl!

your mother's name is nature?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

your mother's name is nature?

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Thats what she likes to be called while she's working.