Your rules:

[list=1][*] A lot of fun contests have taken place lately. It's getting harder and harder to come up with original rules. Hopefully, these will provide a fun twist.

[*] I just made these comics, numbered 71019 and 71022. They provide the introduction.

Cash Cache by kaufman 6-13-02

I can take it, Dr. Pedantic. How serious is it? I'm sorry, fuck, but your wounds are of the mortal variety. You will not make it through the night ... Well, your body will for the most part, but it won't be metabolizing. I was afraid of that, Doc. Listen, since you've been a good friend, I'll let you in on a secret: I've got 50 million dollars hidden in Comic 71339. Ugh, I am dyeing! * THUD * Dyeing? DYEING?

Voices Carry by kaufman 6-13-02

Hey, Doc, how're you doing? A bit perturbed. Fuck was telling me with his last breath about the $50,000,000 he'd hidden in Comic 71339, when he started talking about coloring his clothes... Pssst -- Tobor, did you here that about the money? Don't tell anyone, and we can have the loot for ourselves! DON'T WORRY! TOBOR NEVER TELL A SINGLE SOUL ABOUT THE 50 MILLION ... And now the entire stripcreator community knows. DOLLARS HIDDEN IN COMIC 71339.

[*] Obviously, Comic 71339 doesn't exist now, nor will it for a few days. I won't make any special attempt to create it. and it doesn't matter whether or not it has anything to do with this contest.

[*] Between now and the creation of Comic 71339, your mission is to depict the various characters in their attempt to get ahold of the money. Making alliances, breaking alliances, backstabbing, thinking outside the box, ... anything goes. Multiple submissions encouraged. Extra credit for building off of each other's stripcreating work.

[*] When Comic 71339 comes into being, it will show here:

Take a good look at it. All the characters in this strip have found the money, regardless of what the text of the comic reads.

[*] Once the money has been found, greed kicks into high gear. Characters will converge on whomever is holding the loot at the moment. Who will wind up with the pile?

[*] We'll know once Comic 71400 has been created. The contest will then be over, and I will look for and identify the single funniest comic or miniseries of the lot.[/list=1]

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CC 124 by Drexle 6-13-02

Tempting, but that's not what I was getting at. I want you to bump my forum-users character to the top of your to-do list. Hmm... and why should I do this thing for you? Why should I be so sure you can help me? Yuo will trsut me you fuken fuckhoel!!! Hmmm... interesting point you have there.

CC 124 by Drexle 6-13-02

Tempting, but that's not what I was getting at. I want you to bump my forum-users character to the top of your to-do list. Hmm... and why should I do this thing for you? Why should I be so sure you can help me? Yuo will trsut me you fuken fuckhoel!!! Hmmm... interesting point you have there.

So in theory, if I were to make every comic between now and the end of the contest, I would win be default?

CC 124 by Drexle 6-13-02

Hey there DexX! Oh, hi Drexle. What's going on? Oh, not much... say... I don't guess you've heard about fuck, have you? Ah, you mean about the money right? I'd heard something about it. Well, I'll help you find the money, and we can split it evenly... but only on one condition. I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I don't work for buttsex... unless I'm the reciever.

CC 124 by Drexle 6-13-02

Tempting, but that's not what I was getting at. I want you to bump my forum-users character to the top of your to-do list. Hmm... and why should I do this thing for you? Why should I be so sure you can help me? Yuo will trsut me you fuken fuckhoel!!! Hmmm... interesting point you have there.

Aaargh, ignore the post above.

CC 124 by Drexle 6-13-02

So you see, fuck is most likely to have left the money inside the twat of an asian girl. That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Owch I hurt and am reeely sore. Waht is this tis straynge feeleeng I have in my privits? Well? You get the coat hanger, and I'll get the vaccum.

CC 124 by Drexle 6-13-02

Aaaaah! What aer yuo dooing to mee? Just hold still, asiangirl this will all be over in a moment. Well? What did we find?

CC 124 by Drexle 6-13-02

Woooohoooo!!! It's the money!!! Yeah! I'm rich! I'm Rich! I can pay off my college loans!!! Say, now that I've got $25 million dollars, how much will it take to get a little buttsex?

CC 124 by Drexle 6-13-02

Wait, there's something wrong with this money... it looks weird. Well of course it does, think of where it's been! No look... check it out. Hmmm.... You're right... there *is* somethign funny about this money. I've got a bad feeling about this...

CC 124 by Drexle 6-13-02

5 Doolars__________________________ __IN BICHES OF HOARS WE THRUST_ __________________________Doolars 5

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Here are the first few bits of my humble entry.

CC124 - Whacky Teamup Adventures!!!1 by kramer_vs_kramer 6-14-02

Mistah Dougan! Yousa gotta help me! Two guys kidnapped my friend and murderized her! And what makes you think I'll be able to help? You've seen all those detective films. You must be good at solving them by now. To be honest, I don't really watch those films. I just copy out the press release, and go to the pub. If you help me, I'll give you a discount on sucky sucky. I get that anyway. My mother's in the union.

CC124 - Whacky Teamup Adventures!!!2 by kramer_vs_kramer 6-14-02

You, Dominguez! You kidnapped AsianGirl1! Dougan! How did you find out? I have my sources. Now tell me, why would a peacable fellow like you abduct and brutalize an innocent child? Why do you think, Dougan? We did it for Fuck's Millions. Fucks Millions? Where have I heard that before? I think it was your maw's school yearbook entry back in 1947.

CC124 - Whacky Teamup Adventures!!!3 by kramer_vs_kramer 6-14-02

So let me get this straight. Fuck's dying, and has hidden his fortune somewhere for anyone to find. Yes, that's it exactly. But nobody's really sure where it is. But how did Fuck get so much money? Ah, that's an interesting one. You'll never guess what he did for a living. Does it involve raping? Not exactly. He writes those poems you get inside greetings cards.

CC124 - Whacky Teamup Adventures!!!4 by kramer_vs_kramer 6-14-02

So, I embarked on a quest for Fuck's missing money. My trail led me to the greeting card company, where I was sure he had hidden a clue. Come to think of it, his job didn't seem so strange. I'm sure I had detected traces of Fuck in several cards I had seen. But that could just have been because mum kept all her old cards under her mattress.

CC124 - Whacky Teamup Adventures!!!5 by kramer_vs_kramer 6-14-02

Hi, Andy! You coming to the pub for a pint? No can do, Kajun. I've got to get to the greeting card factory before it shuts. I've told you before, they won't print custom "Die, Crowe, Die!" cards. Just accept it. That's not what I'm going for. Fuck has hidden $50,000,000 somewhere, and I reckon he's hidden a clue in the factory. Really? Can I come too? I could do with some extra cash, then I'd finally be able to buy some trousers. That's what you think, my weed-addled friend. For that money is mine- all mine!!!

CC124 - Whacky Teamup Adventures!!!6 by kramer_vs_kramer 6-14-02

Found anything yet, Andy? I'd find it faster if you'd help me look, instead of just sitting there with that joint. Whoa! This is some strong weed! Kajun- I am speeking to yuo from beynod teh grayv. Teh mony is yoors if you cotninue my wrok as a mad rappist. Kajun, are you okay? You went a bit funny there. you fuckin bitch of a hoar!! its unconsenshial sex time!!

CC124 - Whacky Teamup Adventures!!!7 by kramer_vs_kramer 6-14-02

Well, that's Andy out of the way. It's a shame it had to end like this, but he was standing between me and my money. I just hope nobody saw me brutally bugger him to death while channelling the spirit of Fuck in a marijuana-induced haze. RAAAR!! TOBOR LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB! Shit.

CC124: The Search Begins... by TheBlairZip 6-14-02

Did you hear? Fuck left $50,000,000 hidden in strip 71339!!! Holy shit, that's hot! Let's fuck! NO! Damn! Well, I guess we'll just wait here and see who finds it...then we kill them and take off with the loot!

CC124: The Search Lingers... by TheBlairZip 6-14-02

This is really your plan? Just stand here until the money is found by someone else? FUCK YES!

CC124: The Search Elsewhere... by TheBlairZip 6-14-02

Meanwhile... Dude! Fuck has left $50,000,000 hidden in comic 71339! Let's go... I SAT ON A GUMMY BEAR THAT GABE KAPLAN HAD IN HIS MOUTH!!!!!!!! SCROE! SCROE!!!

CC124: The Search for Intelligence... by TheBlairZip 6-14-02

Almost there! ROCK! Don't worry...I'll use my magical skillz as Grand Wizard to catch the bastard that grabs our cash! I'm leaving... COMMIE BASTARD!!!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

CC124: A Different Kind of Search Begins... by TheBlairZip 6-14-02

Hmmm.....what can I do to help out my situation? I've got it! A few minutes later... Alright Tobor...seek out and destroy all persons looking for the treasure...except me! WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME? Of course, by 'destroy' I mean 'cornhole'... DESTROYING COMMENCED!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

After Comic 71339:

CC124: The Chase Begins... by TheBlairZip 6-14-02

HOLY FUCKSHIT! It's the KID! LET'S GET HIM!!! Oh...well, then...I'LL GET HIM!!!

CC124: The Chase Thickens... by TheBlairZip 6-14-02

Hand over the money, you little bitch! I don't know what you're talking about! Don't play coy with me! I don't wanna play anything with you, you fuckin' perv! !@*&#%*(&#$)*& !@#$)*&!@# $^

CC124: The Chase Deflates... by TheBlairZip 6-14-02

DAMN! Do you give up yet or what? I don't know anything about any money! I had found a bag lying here a minute ago, but I laid it down when some drunk came up mumbling about IRC or something... #(@*)(#*$ #@$&(@#*$&)@(# #%@#%

CC124: The Chase Sidetracks... by TheBlairZip 6-14-02

Meanwhile... Hmmm...I wonder if anyone found that money... MY LOINS ARE FULL OF NUTRITIONAL VALUE!!! You seriously need help!

CC124: The Chase Ends... by TheBlairZip 6-14-02

So you have no idea where the bag is? I told you, I left it sitting right there. Someone must have picked it up. DAMN! ...dumbass...

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

CC 124: Cashing In - Part 1 by BigEvilDan 6-14-02

So I says, "Them rotor--" wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Did I just see fuck run across the street screaming wildly and carrying a sack of money? What the fuck are you talking about?

CC 124: Cashing In - Part 2 by BigEvilDan 6-14-02

*sniff* I'm so lonely. Bear has left me alone while he searches for the money. hav no feer, teh madd rappist is hear!! prepar for un-- what?! why is ther a hole hear? It worked! Great job, Horse! Aww, I was hoping for some rapping first.

CC 124: Cashing In - Part 3 by BigEvilDan 6-14-02

Now that we've got the money, we need disguises. Why? Because now everybody is going to be looking for us, you idiot. Okay, leave the disguises to me. Later... I really think you could have chosen better costumes, Horse. These were all the store had left. Besides, that Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron costume looks great on you!

CC 124: Cashing In - Part 4 by BigEvilDan 6-14-02

I heard that Horse trapped the mad rappist. Do you know where he is? Yeah, he's just around the corner. Thanks man. I'll just go kick his ass then. For...uh...reasons unrelated to the money. Huh? I haven't heard anything about any money. That'll teach Bear to call me an idiot. Well, off to the bank.