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descolada99
The Prodigal Son Has Returned

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So, we're a quarter of a century old in Comic Contest years. Cool.

The theme of this contest will be based on a recent little string of comics I did called "Two Word Funnies". Your task is to come up with just two words that are funny. Here's an example.

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=11416
[Click to view comic: 'Two Word Funnies #1']

It can be any two words. Hell the words "fuzzy baboon" or "rotating sphinctomoter" can be funny. Use those sick twisted imaginations. So here's the rules:

First Panel: Use the exploding dog shrug/whatever the hell that is to introduce the strip

Second Panel: Use the exploding dog guy holding the paper to introduce the presenter(s)

Third panel: Your presenter(s) saying the two words. Two words only.

Use the wall2 background. Basically, make it look like mine.

So hopefully you all don't hate me as much as after the haiku, but this should still stretch your funny abilities.

The contest will end Wednesday at Noon.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

12-31-69 4:00pm (new)
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NastyPope
His Holiness Archamian the First

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4-22-01 10:30pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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[Click to view comic: 'CC25: David Letterman']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

4-22-01 11:30pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Jesus Christ I'm getting lazy. I missed two contests already. I told myself I was going to make a point to enter all of them, and then I slacked off. Oh well. Dolphin porn is hard, you know.

Anyhoo....

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 5^2 - Fuck You and the Horse You Rode In On']

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

4-23-01 2:37am (new)
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balan
Stripcreator Newbie

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4-23-01 3:09am (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 25: Lewsers']

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

4-23-01 5:10am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Keep that up and you'll be riding the dolphin with Tabor.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

4-23-01 8:58am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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4-23-01 9:19am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=13151
[Click to view comic: 'CC25 - What Jael, uh, I mean, WOMEN find attractive.']

Hope that hyphenated word in the third panel doesn't get me in trouble...

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4-23-01 9:44am (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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Keep that up and you'll be riding the dolphin with Tabor.

heheh well the popularity poll shows that 4 out of 5 Lowpass readers might like just Tabor and the dolphin ;)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

4-23-01 10:37am (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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Hope that hyphenated word in the third panel doesn't get me in trouble...


For shame DexX! I don't like hairy men at all!
Had you REALLY asked me you would have known that I am partial to the blue tongued Skink.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

4-23-01 10:45am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Ooh! Skinky sex!

Anyway, here's this...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 25: The revolution begins here...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

4-23-01 11:48am (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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I'm getting you a vibrating butt plug for your birthday. I can't take much more of this!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

4-23-01 1:35pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 25']

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

4-23-01 3:34pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I'm getting you a vibrating butt plug for your birthday. I can't take much more of this!

Hey, don't share unless you have enough for everyone.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

4-23-01 5:14pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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For shame DexX! I don't like hairy men at all! Had you REALLY asked me you would have known that I am partial to the blue tongued Skink.
Cool! Would you find me more attractive if I sucked on a blueberry Chupa Chup for a while?

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4-24-01 7:57am (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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For shame DexX! I don't like hairy men at all! Had you REALLY asked me you would have known that I am partial to the blue tongued Skink.
Cool! Would you find me more attractive if I sucked on a blueberry Chupa Chup for a while?

Only if you have short legs and really long tail.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

4-24-01 11:57am (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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BORK!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

4-24-01 3:03pm (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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Only if you have short legs and really long tail.
So you're saying you're attracted to people with stubby legs, blue tongues, and long "tails"?

Is size all that matters to you?

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lol damn right...don't let any women tell you any different. Anything else are LIES LIES pervaded by Cosmo mag readers. ;)

Just as Godzilla had to be a certain height to attack the city....

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

4-24-01 6:57pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

4-24-01 10:35pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Pony ****ing!

A winner is you!

(In my inconsequential opinion.)

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What others say about boorite!

4-25-01 5:54am (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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where the hell IS Desc with the winner's announcement anyway??? I'm gonna have to revoke his membership as a cool person!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

4-25-01 8:41am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Deeescolada
why don't you come to your senses...

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What others say about boorite!

4-25-01 9:11am (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Remember ladies and gentlemen, here in California, it's only 9:20AM

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

4-25-01 9:12am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Cool! Would you find me more attractive if I sucked on a blueberry Chupa Chup for a while?
Only if you have short legs and really long tail.
I have a long tail, but it's on the front of my body.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

4-25-01 9:55am (new)
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