So, we're a quarter of a century old in Comic Contest years. Cool.

The theme of this contest will be based on a recent little string of comics I did called "Two Word Funnies". Your task is to come up with just two words that are funny. Here's an example.

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=11416

Two Word Funnies #1 by descolada99 4-06-01

Welcome To Two Word Funnies, where the joke is only two words long! Today's presenters will be The Two Vaguely Asian Girls! Give 'em a round of applause! Tony Danza

It can be any two words. Hell the words "fuzzy baboon" or "rotating sphinctomoter" can be funny. Use those sick twisted imaginations. So here's the rules:

First Panel: Use the exploding dog shrug/whatever the hell that is to introduce the strip

Second Panel: Use the exploding dog guy holding the paper to introduce the presenter(s)

Third panel: Your presenter(s) saying the two words. Two words only.

Use the wall2 background. Basically, make it look like mine.

So hopefully you all don't hate me as much as after the haiku, but this should still stretch your funny abilities.

The contest will end Wednesday at Noon.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Comic Contest #25: Out of the Mouth of Babes by NastyPope 4-22-01

Good evening folks and welcome back to Reality Bites, the reality show about reality shows. I'm your host, I.P. Freely. We get alot of fan mail every week .... this letter came in that touched all our hearts. A little girl wanted to say thank you to the donkey that saved her life. Whats his name honey ? Penis Wrinkle

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

CC25: David Letterman by ObiJo 4-22-01

The Monologue So I was watching a rerun of Golden Girls and I have to say, Bea Arthur. Yowza. Yoww Zaa. Am I right, kids? The Skit And the number one reason to have your dog spayed or neutered...Tax Deduction. The Audience The Horror.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Jesus Christ I'm getting lazy. I missed two contests already. I told myself I was going to make a point to enter all of them, and then I slacked off. Oh well. Dolphin porn is hard, you know.

Anyhoo....

Comic Contest 5^2 - Fuck You and the Horse You Rode In On by gabe_billings 4-23-01

Good evening ladies and germs. I've missed two contests in a row now. I was too busy reading the manual on dolphin felching. But now I'm back with a vengance. So let me check my notes. Looks like the only thing I have to say is... wirthling sucks

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Comic Contest 25: Definitely not a Winner by balan 4-23-01

Here we are yet again, on another late night, attempting to find some humor in the comic contests here at lowpass... Balan himself has decided to drop by to share two words that won't win him the contest, but are, combined, the biggest joke he knows. Welcome Balan! And the audience waited, with baited breath, until Balan finally spoke.... Microsoft Corporation

Comic Contest 25: Lewsers by Jael 4-23-01

Today, I decided to stoop to a level of funny, the likes of such that has never been seen! Dear Contest Guy, I think the funniest thing to see would be something perverted and disgusting happen to one of the forum regulars. Tabor Billings!!! RAAR

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Keep that up and you'll be riding the dolphin with Tabor.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

cc25: Two word unfunnies by boorite 4-23-01

We're all out of material, kids. How about a Public Service Announcement? This one comes from The DragonXero Foundation. Here to tell you about it is someone we all know and love. LEGALIZE MANRAPE!!!!

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What others say about boorite!

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=13151

CC25 - What Jael, uh, I mean, WOMEN find attractive. by DexX 4-23-01

OK, now for the moment you have all been waiting for - the results of the Low Pass Strip Creator female contributors preferences poll. Question one: What features do you find most attractive. 100% of respondents replied simply thus... red-arsed baboon

Hope that hyphenated word in the third panel doesn't get me in trouble...

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heheh well the popularity poll shows that 4 out of 5 Lowpass readers might like just Tabor and the dolphin ;)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Hope that hyphenated word in the third panel doesn't get me in trouble...

For shame DexX! I don't like hairy men at all!
Had you REALLY asked me you would have known that I am partial to the blue tongued Skink.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Ooh! Skinky sex!

Anyway, here's this...

CC 25: The revolution begins here... by wirthling 4-23-01

As you may have heard, wirthling has been shanghaied by a whitetrash-supremacist militia while vacationing in Idaho. According to this press release from the Independent Nation of Honkeytopia, wirthling is their new leader and has revised their agenda... more sodomy

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I'm getting you a vibrating butt plug for your birthday. I can't take much more of this!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Comic Contest 25 by DragonXero 4-23-01

Welcome back to "That's My Country"! Today, we have a letter from a group of Americans who have two words to say about Canada... Celene Dion

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hey, don't share unless you have enough for everyone.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Cool! Would you find me more attractive if I sucked on a blueberry Chupa Chup for a while?

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Cool! Would you find me more attractive if I sucked on a blueberry Chupa Chup for a while?

Only if you have short legs and really long tail.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

BORK!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Only if you have short legs and really long tail.

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So you're saying you're attracted to people with stubby legs, blue tongues, and long "tails"?

Is size all that matters to you?

:)

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Pony fucking!

A winner is you!

(In my inconsequential opinion.)

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What others say about boorite!

where the hell IS Desc with the winner's announcement anyway??? I'm gonna have to revoke his membership as a cool person!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Deeescolada
why don't you come to your senses...

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What others say about boorite!

Remember ladies and gentlemen, here in California, it's only 9:20AM

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Only if you have short legs and really long tail.

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