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That's right, Bongo is dying. Your job is to write a comic, or series of comics, showing how he's going to spend his last days on earth. Will he live life to it's fullest, struggle to find a cure or just run around in a panic?

Multiple entries are encouraged, and the contest ends roughly 72 hours after this gets posted.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 126: Life, in hell']

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 126: Self-fulfilling Prophecy']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC126']

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This is not my empire.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

[Click to view comic: 'You Kant put Descartes before the horse']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Kaufman would be proud of that title.

Personally, I despise you even more for it.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Me too.

[Click to view comic: 'Oh that Pete']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

If anyone has their browser options set to ignore font size specified by webpages, I'd just like to point out that the first panel makes complete sense and you must be developing a brain tumor.

On a happy note, though, that should provide ample motivation for this contest! Woohoo!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Disclaimer: I'd have never done this if wirthling hadn't waved that red flag in front of me.

[Click to view comic: 'Cogito Ergo Pun']

Instead I'd probably have paid tribute to the "Kiww da Wabbit" theme from "What's Opera Doc" and done one with a bunch of opera titles.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Oh don't you even dare trying to blame that atrocity on me, you bastard.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Its all your fault. You suck!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

My first comic EVER.

[Click to view comic: 'Proper Death Etiquette']
[Click to view comic: 'Thoughtcrime']

OK, so the second one's not about death per se, but it's funny and it has Bongo in it.

[Click to view comic: 'But Doctor, I am Pagliacci!']

[Click to view comic: 'cc 126: Occam's razor']
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[Click to view comic: 'cc 126: Occam's razor (finale)']

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Oddly inspired

[Click to view comic: 'CC 126: Pretend the first panel split doesn't exist']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 126: Death is Patient with Bongo']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 126: Bongo is a Broken Record']

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-working towards a worse tomorrow.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 126: The Eternal Question']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'Death Comes For Us All']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Honourable mentions:

kaufman - Self-fulfilling Prophecy

TheElPaso - Bongo Finds Out That He's Going To Die

ObiJo - Bongo Finds Out That He's Going To Die

kaufman (with special thanks to wirthling) - Cogito Ergo Pun

israphael - The Eternal Question

And the winner...

lara7 - Occam's razor

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Congratulations, Seven of lara.

Even though TheElPaso called me fatso in another thread, and I cried, oh how I cried, I thought his series was profound. I had a thought for an Unfunny Contest, where the goal was to make the reader feel some emotion OTHER than laughter. TheElPaso's series probably would have won that contest.

But he can still go fuck a cactus for making me leak saline solution.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Yes, I considered this the last time a ran a contest. I've even wanted to just make a serious series for no reason. But I just haven't ever got round to it.

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Dad was flammable

Lara's off having an interesting life, damn her.

I guess this is a safety break.

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What others say about boorite!

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Lara's off having an interesting life, damn her.

I guess this is a safety break.

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fuck! I meant "write", not right.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.