I have a new idea, how about a themed comic festival? Not a whole buncha rules, just come up with a theme (Tobor, Family Ties, Gundam Wing) and run with it.

Tobor! by DragonXero 4-24-01

So this panda jumps out and gnaws on the guy's head! That's funny. TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE THE WORLD! What the fuck was that? I don't know, but he sure has a big metal dick.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Tabor Goes to the Movies by gabe_billings 4-24-01

One adult for 'Crocodile Dundee Goes to L.A.' That'll be $13.50. And Tobor thought he would be doing the sodomizing today. What can I get for you, sir? I'd like a large cola, and a BUCKET OF MANRAPE WITH EXTRA BUTTER! Sorry, sir. We're all out of butter. Then Tabor will have a package of Milk Duds instead!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

LOL. And I'm serious, I laughed out loud at that... I wonder how many people will get the joke in the first panel about prices.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Umm... aside from the fact that it's really high? Did I make a joke I didn't understand?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

How Do You Spell That? by gabe_billings 4-24-01

Well, what can I do for you Mr. Tabor? Tobor is having difficulties with idiots spelling his name incorrectly. He would like to change it to 'The Robot Formerly Known as Tobor'. Sorry, sir. That name has already been taken. Have anything else in mind? How about Sheldon? That has a nice ring to it. RAAARR! SHELDON WILL CORNHOLE YOU! I'm frightened. Really. Tobor suspects you are lying.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

LOL LOL LOL LOL...Milk Duds...lol lol lol

oh hell Gabe you kill me.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

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It's not easy being Tobor by evil_d 4-24-01

RAAARR!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! Oh no -- not me! I'm too delicate! RAAARR!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! Tobor will pay $10 extra for that. ...you've bested Tobor this time, but Tobor will be back.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Getting sick of Tobor.... by balan 4-24-01

Today on Balan's World, he interviews Tobor, most well known for his appearances in LowPass strips as a sodomizer threatening anything from Dog On Ball to that weird tribal mask guy from some strip. L Tobor, welcome to my show. And for the fans out there...how about that signature line? *sighs* If I must.....*ahem* RAAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!! hahahahahaah that never ceases to crack the crowd up. Yeah, I guess. It's hard as someone famous. You always get stuck with some thing...a role...a line....a song...that no matter how hard you try to get away from it, it's always there. It's sad. I'm sure that a fat bank account must go a long way towards helping the healing process.... Not to mention I get a lifetime supply of free Wet(tm) Lube. Say, you dropped a quarter, better pick that up...

Tobor vs. Dr. Pedantic by boorite 4-25-01

RAAAR! TABOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! Actually, it's "Tobor"-- "robot" backwards. It is a reference to an old B-movie serial called Captain Video. "Tabor" backwards is "robat," which makes no sense and is not funny at all. TOBOR IS GOING TO ENJOY THIS! Ulp.

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What others say about boorite!

The truth about TOBOR! (happy Mr. Anal retentive speller person?)

"I AM TOBOR, I GET GOOD RECEPTION! RAAAR!"

Somehow, my idea of him being the assmaster suddenly went the way of Siggy and The SeaMonsters.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Tobor Pays his Respects by NastyPope 4-25-01

RAAAAR!!!!!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!!! Holy shit, put that thing away, someone could hurt!!! No talking, assume the position or Tobor will not use the Cherry Flavored Anal Ease!! Wait a sec, why would ya want me, when you can let me show you the area where we bury celebrities ass up. Ooooooooo, Tobor wants a piece of the Rock.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

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The truth about TOBOR! (happy Mr. Anal retentive speller person?)

"I AM TOBOR, I GET GOOD RECEPTION! RAAAR!"

Somehow, my idea of him being the assmaster suddenly went the way of Siggy and The SeaMonsters.

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oops...I think Tobor called his little buddy Fux0rS0ft and told him to take revenge on my browser.

TOBOR CRASHES MY BROWSER! I shall sick HR Puff N Stuff upon his shiny ass!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Festival End by DragonXero 4-25-01

RAAAAAAR! TOBOR END FESTIVAL!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Randomness by DragonXero 4-26-01

Oh YES, OH GOD YES! That feels SO good, give it to me! You are so BIG! RAAAAARRRR!!! MANRAPE! AAAAAAAAAH! RAAARGH!! TOBOR LOSES MORE PARTNERS THAT WAY!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The etymology of the word "cornhole" baffles me. I've heard of "piehole" used to mean "mouth," but that always seemed to be because one normally puts pies in one's mouth.

One does not, however, normally put corn in one's ass. (Broccoli, maybe, or Brittney Spears dolls, but not corn.) I can't help but wonder who the first was to determine that "cornhole" (a combination of two nouns which were also inexplicably "verbed") would be a synonym for "manrape," another word easier to trace etemologically.

Just pontificating.

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"Old" is the old new.

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One does not, however, normally put corn in one's ass.

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Corn doesn't digest well. People were also known to have used corncobs in lieu of Charmin back when there was no Charmin. You do the math.

P.S: I have a really neat Brittney Spears Barbie(tm) for sale on e-Bay, if anybody is interested. Is has a slight pigmentation flaw, but other than that, it's mint.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

No, it doesn't, in fact, that's why people often refer to corn when speaking of fecal matter.

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People were also known to have used corncobs in lieu of Charmin back when there was no Charmin. You do the math.

P.S: I have a really neat Brittney Spears Barbie(tm) for sale on e-Bay,

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Tobor Sad! by DragonXero 4-26-01

Ted? Yeah Tobor? Why aren't the humans afraid of me? I dunno, maybe you keep threatening them with manrape and don't do it? To Be Continued... Hmmm, TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! See what I mean?

Tobor Sad 2 by DragonXero 4-26-01

DAMN IT! You're gonna pay! Oh fuck you "manraper". TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! Hey, what the fuck are you doing? Later, at Tobor's home. DO YOU STILL DOUBT TOBOR?! Ow... I didn't even know I HAD an ass, and now... oh christ... I know what pain is...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

This reminded me of a fanfic I read, so I did a crossover. No one will get it.

The RECBT sidestory by NeoVid 4-27-01

You will have to go to http://indiemadnesse.sandwich.net to get this injoke. Thank you. You know, Billy, I don't think the new guy playing Page Break is working out. Naffin' right, Kriz. And that new guy we got to kill Kim Kaphwan ain't naffin' workin' either. Maybe if we give them a good pep talk? No naffin' way. Just naffin' listen to them naffin' wussies. PAGE BREAK WILL BREAK YOU!! RAHHR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE PAGE BREAK!!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Tobor Automated Systems provides complete product design.

They also only spent about two minutes building their website. That includes waiting for the PC to boot.

http://www.tobor.com

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm having a hard time believing that I was the first one to think of this gag...

Tobor: The early years by NeoVid 4-28-01

Have you seen the scary kid? Nope. Haven't seen him in days. Wait! There he is! Huh? Aw no! ...Could you remind me why this guy is supposed to scare me? gr! tobor will cornhole you when tobor grows up!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Carrying on a great family tradition. by DexX 4-29-01

*bleep!* Growl! *bleep!* Tobor Junior will feed you whole corn cobs! *bleep!* Piss off, loser. RAR!!! WHY IS TOBOR JUNIOR SAD?!?! *bleep!* Father, I am so ashamed. *bleep!* I will never bring pride to the Tobor family name. *bleep!* TOBOR SENIOR WILL SHOW TOBOR JUNIOR HOW IT IS DONE!!! RAR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!! *squish!* *ARGH!* *bleep!* Wow. *bleep!* My progenitor model is just amazing. *bleep!* One day I want to cornhole puny humans just like him. *bleep!*

I had a similar idea the other night, and you reminded me that I should put it in a strip.

Don't mind the *bleep!*s - I always do that when I use the little robot.

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okay this is weird....I'm sitting here watching the E! True Hollywood Story and it's about Lauren Chapin aka "Kitten" on Father Know's Best.

They are talking about her brother's who were actors as children...

and guess what they said!

THEY SHOWED TOBOR!!! Her oldest brother Michael played one of the kids on "TOBOR RULES"

I about fell out of my chair!!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.