Weeks and week ago, crabby invited me to do a series with him.

I agreed.

This is the (not yet complete) result.

Be afraid.

(Incidentally, crabby mangled the numbering in one spot, so I enlisted some assistance to plug the gap. It's pretty subtle - you probably won't even notice it.)

(Oh, one last note - my typing is shit. References to "Anti-Satan" should be "Anti-Santa". Don't mind me...)

Duet 1 by crabby 4-27-02

I don't get it one minute you love me and wanna start a family and then the next your running off with another man! I just don't understand you. It's buisness you have to understand that. What I don't understand is why you have to leave me now right when I was going to impregnate you with my sperm so you may carry my child! I have to lead the sleigh jorge! It's June! I must never let him know my secret shame.

Duet 2 by DexX 4-27-02

Where is she going? I have to know. Nobody pulls a sleigh in the middle of June. I'll sneak out the back door and see... *slam* Ahh, here she is. Are you ready to pull my dark sleigh, my pretty little slave? *sob* Yes... I will do what I must... Oh no... it can't be... could she really be working for... The Anti-Santa?

Duet 3 by crabby 4-27-02

That dirty Anti-Santa continues to mock me! Many years ago before the dark days of June when Anti-Santa was still known simply as Stan he killed his father in a duel and I swore revenge! Now he's stolen my new found wife. My one true love! I must destroy him! He thinks he knows it all with that list of his but he still doesn't realize........ I'M HIS GRAND DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!

Duet 4 by DexX 4-27-02

Hold it right there, Anti-Satan! *gasp!* No! It can't be... I am your grandfather! You murdered your own father, my beloved son, and now I intend to have my revenge! Ha! That is what _you_ think, old man. However, I think that someone very close to you may change your mind... Huh...? What... what's he talking about, darling? He's talking about my dark and scret shame that I can't possibly tell you, which has bound me to servitude... that secret is... oops, out of space!

duet 5 by crabby 4-27-02

Darlin' I don't want any secrets between us why don't you give it to me straight. I'm already pregnant with Anit-Santa's child. NO!!!!!!!!!! Again this Anti-Santa continues to mock me! The heavens have truly sided with the devil in this situation. That's not the worst of it. What could be worse than finding out that the love of my life has been impregnated tih the bastard seed of my grandson and arch-enemy? The child within me is growing at a rapid rate. I was impregnated last week and the birth is right around the corner. I fear that truly the spawn of all that is evil is dwelling inside of me!

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Duet 11 by crabby 5-09-02

It's coming! I'm shooting out the child now! Dear god it cant be! Holy fuck! HOHOHO! Unfortunetly Santa dies every year on December 26th and I must be ressurected by someone who carries eternal sin with them! That crack whore of a reindeer did the job this year! HOHOHO!

Duet 12 by DexX 5-09-02

You see, Santa Claus is a positive demonic being, given power by the Christmas cheer of the whole planet every year. However, on Boxing Day, everybody loses their Christmas mood, and_I_get_destroyed. I see... I am then reborn through the negative emotions of a sinner, so I- ARGH! Bullshit! Take THAT!!! Ouch. Oops.

Duet 13 by crabby 5-09-02

Faith is something we all need a little bit of in our lives. However, your reluctance to have faith in father Christmas has not only offended me but it has also put into motion the end of the earth! Huh? You are still a non believer? Perhaps a demonstration of power is in order! Sure. Hell has arisen on earth. Cower before me mortal! I have wiped out every animal on this planet, the hell fire has scorched the ground and all plant life has seized to exist! FEAR ME! ok. But I have powers as well Powers like..........

Duet 14 by DexX 5-09-02

Nothing you do can possibly stop me, old man. You may have been able to withstand the Anti-Santa, but I am the Anti-Anti-Anti-Santa! You are doomed! Oh yeah? Well watch this! What the fuck...? KER-TRANS-FORM! Santa Claus! Well, technically I am the Anti-Anti-Santa Claus, but by the law of doubled-negatives...

Duet 15 by DragonXero 6-24-02

Meanwhile, back at the Santa Cave... Elf #2384726, I've done it! What have you done, Scientist Bob? I have figured out what in the bloody hell is going on here! Oh really? Tell me! Well?

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Duet 21 by crabby 6-24-02

Fuck them Jesus! They don't love you! All they do is whine. They only pray for their loved ones and favorite sports teams. They never ask about my feelings. I know how you feel. They always have smart ass comments for me too. Wanna trade places? What do I get out of it? You get a kick ass loin cloth!

Duet 22 by DexX 6-24-02

Well, before you and I can change places, allowing you to become the webmaster of stripcreator.com while I become the resurrect - *gasp* Don't worry about doing a recap. I know what we have to do... get the universe restarted. So... we somehow engineer another Big Bang? Compress the mass of the universe into a totality, and explode it... Sure, we could do that. ...or I could just plug it back in.

Duet 23 by crabby 6-24-02

Fuck that pussy shit Jesus! It's time for some Big Bang up in this BEEYOTCH! Your a real loose cannon! Fuck that didn't work! Let's try the plug shall we?

Duet 24 by DexX 6-24-02

Okay, there's the plug... there's the socket... you ready to plug it in and restart the whole of creation? Meh, whatever. Here goes... *FZZZZZZZZTTT!!!*

Duet 25 by crabby 6-24-02

Great now were asian! At least I'm the sexy asian! Lets try this again. ***PUDD*** Great Jesus! Now were really screwed! Go to hell my child!

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...and that's it so far. When pitching the idea at the start, crabby said he wanted it to go to 92 parts. Exactly why 92 parts? Fucked if I know... It probably won't go that long, and even if it does there will be no real sense of story, since we're making it all up one strip at a time.

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Duet 29 by crabby 6-24-02

The first thing we need for the new world is a set of really hot twins! I can do that. I have a brownie in my bag. But why? I have a brownie in my bag. But why? Nice work Jesus! Your good at this, now how about creating some sort of monarchy that will govern the whole world? Hmmmmm............

Duet 30 by DexX 6-24-02

We are Queen Lara the First. We are Queen Lara the Second. We are a pair of twin hotties. Yes, we are. We are confused about these pronouns. Speak for yourselves!

Duet 31 by crabby 6-24-02

Jesus those two were really annoying. Smite them! THIS I COMMAND YOU! Calm down you! I thought they were way to peppy! I'll smite them and try harder. You don't look to good jesus! I'M ABOUT TO GO SHIT OUT ALL THE PLANT LIFE FOR NEW EARTH!!!!!!!!

Duet 32 by DexX 6-24-02

Uh... did you say that every plant species in the universe is getting ready to flood out of your rectum? *shudder* Yeah.... *groan* That's... just... *moan* No wonder you needed a rest on that seventh day. Couldn't sit down for a week, let me tell ya...

Duet 33 by crabby 6-26-02

That's disgusting! Let's not let the vegetarians find out. It's a little inside joke I got going on. Your evil! Damn right! Could you give me wings? No.

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Duet 37 by crabby 6-26-02

Fine I'll give you your damn wings! You happy now? Not reall I'm a fucking bee! Why don't you let me take it for a test drive and I'll get back to you. Hey baby! Why don't you let me pollinate your flower? Buzz off jerk!

Duet 38 by DexX 6-26-02

This bee thing isn't so bad, really. It's quite relaxing, flying around up here, and the buzzing of my wings is really quite- Ho ho hooOH SHIT!!! LOOK OUT!!! Oooohhh, my fucking head... Sorry about that - I just wanted to tie in the two divergent storylines. ...was that as painful as it looked?

Duet 39 by crabby 6-26-02

My hands are covered in blood! First the blood of that bastard Danny Glover and now the blood of an innocent bee! Why does the christmas spirit have to bring out the worst in me, why? Because your a prick! Who said that rise and face me you no-good knick! You dare face Jesus! I'm tired of you getting all the attention on our birthday! Dad always loved you best....................BROTHER!

Duet 40 by DexX 6-26-02

Brother...? Yes! You are my brother! Bullshit! Yeah, you're right. I'm just messing with your mind.

Duet 41 by crabby 6-26-02

Thats it Jesus I'm going to finish you off once and for all! SANTA STYLE! It's officially Dec. 26th you fat bastard! BLAH!!!!!!! I'm melting!!!!!!! Fat bastard! He melted into a pile of ashes how odd? Now that I've killed Santa only one foe remains!

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Duet 43 by crabby 6-27-02

I have you inprisoned in my yellow cone of doom! There is no escape so can't we just cuddle? Look Jesus.......your just not....experienced enough for me. But...........but..........I was with a whore recently. I ravished her entire body. Would you like a stamina brownie so you can keep up with me Jesus? Yes.........uhhhmmmmm....sure why not? So shall we leave this yellow cone of doom and go some place more comfortable? Sure whatever.

Duet 44 by DexX 6-27-02

...and it looks like I'm stuck going out on a date with Jesus tonight. He's had the hots for me ever since we got set up on a blind date a couple of millennia ago. I was bored out of my skull, but he was instantly and endlessly smitten. I would never go out with him again in the first place, but knowing how obsessed he is..... Are you even listening to me? Spoooonful of sugar helps the medicine go dooooown...

Duet 45 by crabby 6-27-02

I don't feel so good I shouldn't have eaten that brownie! That fool Jesus doesn't realize that the brownie I fed him was made of 100 % Camel shit! It is only a matter of time before I have rid existence of him forever! What's the big deal it's just camel shit? According to Norse myth the only way to destroy Jesus is by forcing him to eat a brownie sized square made of 100 % camel shit! That's pretty fucked up.

Duet 46 by DexX 7-02-02

*thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* WHERE'S THE TOILET AROUND HERE???

Duet 47 by crabby 7-02-02

Wait a second why am I bothering to look for a toilet? ***Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*** I always knew this diaper would come in handy!

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