The idea behind this contest is that you make comics with the theme "What if?".

e.g.

What if Tobor worked at McDonalds?
What if IndyPete and Clango were Olympic gymnasts?
What if Dougan's Maw was celebate?

So please, enter comics with the idea behind them entered into the first narration panel.
You are not limited to casting SC characters as themselves. e.g. the cowboy can be "Dubya" if you wish.
I will accept single comics or a series.
There is a maximum limit of 80 entries per person.
Do not feed Boorite after midnight.

I shall announce the winner on Wednesday evening, Kajun time.

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Dad was flammable

Guess I'll be first.

CC128: What If...? by flickguy 6-29-02

What if Mentski had used a "different" catchword? Moo.

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This is not my empire.

CC128: What If...? #2 by flickguy 6-29-02

What if wirthling didn't suck? You know something? I have nothing to say. Me either.

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This is not my empire.

CC 128: Wehn a Man Rites a Poum by kaufman 6-29-02

What if fuck only spoke in limericks? When a woman is loved by a man, He nails her as hard as he can! I've been raped, call the cops! But ere long, the shock stops... Now I want it again and again!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Twat If... by NastyPope 6-29-02

...President Bush was actually intelligent. So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

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Batman created by Bob Kane

What if Tobor played American Football. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 6-30-02

Wow Dan. Tobor has gone 78yds now , but theyve tackled him right on the line , what a punt return. WAIT!. His telescopic phallus hasnt touched the ground , its snaking through the ruck of bodies with the ball , TOUCHDOWN RAMS!

Hey , its Tobor , and since the NFL hasnt got any teams called "Manrapers" or "Anal Assassins" , its safe to assume he would play for a team called "The Rams"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC128: What If? by DragonXero 6-30-02

What if James finally had GOOD sex? Oh man, that was AWESOME!! I can finally die happy! AHHH!! I AM DIEING!

CC128: What If? by DragonXero 6-30-02

What if James' computer didn't suck? Here goes... posting to the forums... *wince* What the hell? It posted!

CC128: What If? by DragonXero 6-30-02

What if them rotor turbines could generate gravitons by themselves? Ha ha! What the fuck am I talking about?

CC128: What If? by DragonXero 6-30-02

What if MTV didn't suck? That was Blind Guardian with "Nightfall". Up next is Beethoven's "Fur Elise". What the hell? But first, an intelligent discussion of music's effect on society, with extremely beautiful, nude women, and no censoring. ...This must be Asgaard... JUST KIDDING! Next up is another shitty Korn video with lots of censored nudity and bleeped out cuss words. *twitch* *grkh* murderous impulses... undeniable...

CC FLOODING! YAY!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

CC128: what if gimmicks crossed over by NeoVid 6-30-02

*swoosh* Oh no! MysteryNinja! YOU WISH. BEND OVER. Ulp.

Easiest contest idea ever, and this was the best I thought of. Crap.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Hell, *I* liked it.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

CC 128: Those are not the Spice Girls! by kaufman 6-30-02

What if beer really made thyme die? o/` Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary and ... er ... SORRY!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

What If Cowboy 2 Never Existed? by Brood 6-30-02

HA HA! *sigh* I wish there was someone to jabber on with technobabble so I could ask him what thet FUCK he's talking about.

*grumble*

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"Archangel, Dark Angel, lend me thy light, through death's veil 'till we have Heaven in sight..."

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Batman created by Bob Kane

And the alternate

CC 128: What if... by NeoVid 7-01-02

What if Gabe was smart, handsome, and had hair? *ker-transform*

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 128: What If? ####1#### by KazaTan 7-01-02

What if Tobor didn't cornhole people... No more Tobor cornholing. Your arses are all safe from Tobor now. Tobor Mach II Platinum Edition will cornhole you! All_new_with_larger_ vocabulary, and more sensations than ever! (Includes patented 'Ribbed' sensation)

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UK PEOPLE. GET ON IRC, DAMNIT. (7pm -> 12pm GMT)

CC 128: A question that has never been asked by kaufman 7-01-02

What if Icarus were a penguin? Here goes. I'm flying! Ack! The sun!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 128 : What If... by niteowl 7-01-02

What if your pc decided to surf the'net while you were at work? "Welcome to dell.com! Our featured product is the amazing Dell Dimension..." Ooh...look at that software package....4 USB ports...mmm, network me baby! Ohhhh, my hard drive throbs for you...

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

What if Cthulhu was a Redneck by NastyPope 7-01-02

The cultists of the elder god set about their chants to bring him forth from the depths. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu-Joe-Jim-Bob R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn Cthulhu-Joe-Jim-Bob FHTAGN Cthulhu-Joe-Jim-Bob FHTAGN!!!! And Lo' the Abomination arises anew!!! Any of ya bring some Bud? I'm dyin fer a brew.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

CC 128: An Atheist Tract By Jack T. Chick - Part 1 by BigEvilDan 7-01-02

What if Jack Chick was an athiest? All right, it's time to convert these heathens in the name of Jesus! Excuse me sir. Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Saviour? It's the only way into Heaven. Yeah, sure. What the hell? All too easy... o/` Jesus loves me, this I know.... o/`

CC 128: An Atheist Tract By Jack T. Chick - Part 2 by BigEvilDan 7-01-02

Hey man, you'll never guess what happened? You got us some hookers like you were supposed to? Even better! I converted to Christianity! So...no hookers?

CC 128: An Atheist Tract By Jack T. Chick - Part 3 by BigEvilDan 7-01-02

Three months later... Well, my roommate kicked me out, I'm broke, and all my friends hate me, but at least I still have Jesus. Excuse me sir. Please take this religious pamphlet. No thanks, I have something even better for you. Is it food? No, salvation. But sure, we can get food too.

CC 128: An Atheist Tract By Jack T. Chick - Part 4 by BigEvilDan 7-01-02

I used to be like you, once. I had complete faith in the Lord. Then what happened? I *really* found Jesus in a back alley. Wow, that must have been enlightening. Oh it was. Let me tell you the story...

CC 128: An Atheist Tract By Jack T. Chick - Part 5 by BigEvilDan 7-01-02

"Jesus" turned out to be a crazy drunk. Hi. I'm *hic* Jesus! Blasphemy! Take this pamphlet. While he wasn't in the most lucid state, he did have some advice to offer. How do you... *hic* how do you know I'm not Jesus? Because your picture isn't on the pamphlet. That was when I realized that Jesus himself could be drunk, and therefore unable to save me. Thats crazy talk! I'd smite you, but I'm having trouble keeping my balance. The pamphlet never covered this.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 128: An Atheist Tract By Jack T. Chick - Part 6'][Click to view comic: 'CC 128: An Atheist Tract By Jack T. Chick - Part 7'][Click to view comic: 'CC 128: An Atheist Tract By Jack T. Chick - Part 8']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

What if Jesus came back to earth?

My T-shirt is cooler than yours! by wasteofwebspace 7-01-02

News from heaven: Jesus has finally decided to return to earth. Huzzah! However after checking in with modern youth culture he finds a group even more impressionable than christians. In music news: The Emo scene welcomes a new star. Facist compliance, dad treats me like an appliance, and i died for our siiiiiiiins, yeah! It's like he's speaking right to me! This kicks the shit out of dashboard confessional.

Apparently that's the answer.

CC 128: By popular demand by kaufman 7-01-02

What if JrnymnNate were pregnant? I've looked over your tests and your ultrasound, JrnymnNate, and everything's normal. Really? That's wonderful! Yes, you will soon be the proud parent of a bouncing baby ... uh, do you want to know? Yes, please. Tell me, Doctor. Well, in a few months, there will be a new VOWEL in your household. It's a vowel? Thank god!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

A few more in questionable taste:

CC 128: The Cavities of Steel by kaufman 7-02-02

What if Tobor met Asimov? RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! I think not. A robot shall not harm a human being, nor through inaction cause a human to come to harm. HMMMMMM... RAAAR! TOBOR'S I/R SENSORS DETECT DANGEROUS E. COLI LINING YOUR ILIUM. TOBOR GIVE YOU THOROUGH CLEANING! Gee, Thanks, Mr. Robot.

CC 128: Southeaster by kaufman 7-02-02

What if the Apostles were rednecks? I think he's dead, Judas. That's ok, he needed killin'. Shall we take him to the cave and bury him now? Nah, let's just put him up on a cinder block in the yard, or maybe stick him on the mailbox.

CC 128: But No Grey Poupon! by kaufman 7-02-02

What if Marie Antoinette had survived? Please, we are poor and starving. Can't you do something for us? I have one eye, and I must eat. Oh, all right. Pierre, give them a piece of cake. Oui, Your Majesty.