Mr.NOT TALKS GOOD visits his friend by boinky33 7-05-02

Hello. Not goodbye! Wanna go bowling? Yes I don't! Just,forget it! I'll remember this!

Mr.NOT TALKS GOOD has a baby by boinky33 7-05-02

I just had a baby. Me too......I'm a virgin! Did you adopt? Yes I didn't! Are you retarded? Maybe 5 bucks will refresh my memory!

Mr.NOT TALKS GOOD talks about cats by boinky33 7-05-02

Do you like kittins? NEVER!!!!....A cat killed my father and raped my mother! Excuse me? Why?....Did you fart? Are you okay,sir? RADISH!!!!!!!!

Mr.NOT TALKS GOOD and the wedding by boinky33 7-05-02

Will you be my best man? I could be,but I like ice cream! What? What? I think you could just be an usher! Gushers?......None of your buisness,daddy!

That was horrible.

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Dad was flammable

What you talkin' about,Willis?......They are my best stuff!!!!!!!!!

In that case, you have successfully discouraged me from ever looking at any of your other comics. Congratulations.

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"Alzheimers Lizard annoys random People" would be a more appropriate title.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

actually....My death series is my best stuff!

Well, shut my mouth... I actually found a couple in there I liked.

The adventures of Death#3 by boinky33 6-28-02

Come with me!....You have died of...... Let go of my genitals......

The adventures of Death#9 by boinky33 6-28-02

I'm always losing my head! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! Technically,I should be talking out of my skull. Hello.

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YAY!!!!!......FINALLY!!!!....Some strange guy I never met likes some of my comics.......Will you marry me?

Mr.NOT TALKS GOOD has a session by boinky33 7-05-02

Hello.I'm mrs.Rivers and I'll be your therapist for today! I'm Jimmy Joe Joe and I'll be having sex with your mama 2 days ago! Hmmmm....Are you happy? I'll bee happy when I penitrate your womb with my happy stick!....OATMEAL!!!!!!!!! Do you hate your father? If I gave him 2 bucks maybe?

The non-sequitur market is already catered for.

Comic Contest 26: More Fun with One-Note Characters by Scyess 4-26-01

Mr. Oblivious meets the Non-Sequitur Donkey I don't know what the big deal about the "economy" is. *I* still have plenty of money. US currency is black and green, but other countries use different colors! Or do I? Maybe the money I have is the wrong color. Things that aren't in color are called black and white, even though there's also gray! Instant friends, their first conversation lasted for four days. Thankfully, you only have to read three panels of it. Wait a minute... where am I?? Gray dresses are pretty. I was young and pretty once... but never gray. Say, is that a jar of mustard?

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I liked 'em.
not as much as the shape factory tho.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I thought they were cringe-inducingly awful.

dcomposed likes shape-factory!....YAY!....I think you're the only one......I hardly like it!

From http://conversatron.com/faq.html:

[i]Q: If I rattle off a big gob of meaningless data followed by a nonsensical question, will I get a funny answer?

A: No. As a species, we have evolved past the stage where "random and wacky" is considered "witty".[/i]

Shape-Factory is alright. If you can be that funny, why do you keep posting crap here?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

because I use all my good humor on that comic and squeez any humor left out of my spoung of a brain into SC!

Alzheimers Lizard annoys random People by kramer_vs_kramer 7-30-02

Good evening sir, may I interest you in some life insurance? Life insurance, eh? I must admit, I have always been uneasy about my own mortality. I'll take it! Take what? The life insurance. Blargleflump! Zumbowack! Treggermunk! YOUR SOUL BELONGS TO ME, CAPTAIN ARMSTRONG! Aiieeeeeeee! Something tells me you aren't a real insurance salesman.

I am intrigued

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Who are you? What do you want?

Who are you? What do you want?

Never ask that question!

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I want cake!

Never ask that question!

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Did you hear about the Vorlon-Shadow double agent? He went around asking, "Who are you and what do you want?"

Ahh, Babylon 5 jokes...

B5 bumper stickers:
- Honk if you're a First One.
- My other ship is a Vorlon Planet Killer.
- Don't laugh. Your chief of security might be in here.

I am a terminal geek.

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