Actually, it's two series' intertwined; they have to be to make sense.

The Bot Show #1 by LockeDown 7-09-02

Sup fools!? This is the show that brings chills to all the hot ladies out there! Word like a mothafucka! Like my trick Susie, she was the max at giving me head!!! You weren't the only one!!! I see you baby! I know you want this right here! 14 inches of titanium steel for you babe!!! Egh.

The Bot Show #2 by LockeDown 7-09-02

The bot introduce themselves. Ok, let's get this show started. They call me Ray 3000, but you can call me Ray. My name's FTX5000, but my buddies call me Flip. And my ho's call me great! Hey, shut it, fag. I make the bragging in this show. At least I'm not the one who enjoys watching Friends. You got a problem with Friends, bitch!? You can kiss my ass! Yeah, your gay ass would love that.

The Bot Show #3 by LockeDown 7-09-02

Today, my guest is Fransiskos. He's yo classic nerd. Hey, I resent that. Resent my ass. I'm gonna kick your ass, that's what I'm gonna do. And what is it with you and asses? Heh heh heh... I will hunt you down,and kill your whole family.

Karate TV by LockeDown 7-09-02

Ok, Daniel-san, you can do this.... Hwa! Kwo!!! Super Cha!!!! Ahh, Karate. The one thing where, using only your bare hands and feet, you can make the crappiest movies in existence.

Flip's TV #2 by LockeDown 7-10-02

How come we don't have sex anymore? You know I still love you. I'm talking to you Flip. Uhh, I gotta go.

[Click to view comic: 'Flip's TV #3']
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"If everyone loves winners, I'm freakin' irresistable!"

Nice work. I like the ones with the TV the best.

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Dammit, why doesn't anyone post on my friggin' posts!?!?

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"If everyone loves winners, I'm freakin' irresistable!"

Hey, I'll post. Cheap work! But...mildly entertaining...if I do say so myself, Locke.

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Well, this is my first post, and I have to say that the robot porn disturbed and intrigued me.

Well, I might as well follow in the footsteps of my older brother....here goes...

Sexual Tension by FetalMind 7-09-02

Ho ho ho...little girl, what do you want for Christmas this year? You Ok, this is getting weird...I'm leaving...

Johnny Be Bad, part one. by FetalMind 7-09-02

Hey look, I got a letter from my girlfriend... Not that bitch again ! Hey...she left me for my....mom? Hey, maybe now I have a chance for a three-some!

Johnny Be Bad, part two by FetalMind 7-09-02

Man, Johnny! You sunuva...I still can't believe what you said to that cop...now we gotta stay here for ANOTHER 12 weeks! Earlier that day.... Do you know why I pulled you over? I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!

Letter from Mom by FetalMind 7-09-02

Hey look! It's a letter from Mom! Hey, wazzup, my stick brotha? Whatcha got there? "Spotty's doing good, though he still craps alot on the couch..." No, dude! Skip that! Alright, I'm at the end..."But, Johnny, it seems that I had syphilis all along! Isn't that strange?" Eww! Ok, that's it! I don't wanna hear about your mom's sexual adventures anymore!!!

Test Results by FetalMind 7-09-02

Man...I can't wait till my test results are in.... Mr. Donald? It seems that you have contracted 148 DIFFERENT types of STDs...4 of which can only be contracted from sharks.... WHAT?!?!? ....4 of which can only be contracted from sharks....

[Click to view comic: 'Things Not To Say To A Cop'][Click to view comic: 'Johnny Goes To Hell'][Click to view comic: 'Jesus And The Internet'][Click to view comic: 'Unwanted Attention'][Click to view comic: 'Screwing Around'][Click to view comic: 'Dating An Internet Freak']I know, most of them aren't funny...

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I disagree - that's an impressive set of first-try comics! "4 of which can only be contracted from sharks" is a classic line.

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Ok, DexX. You confuse me. You say her comics are impressive, but yet, to mine, a mere "Meh." No offense to your tastes or anything.

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"If everyone loves winners, I'm freakin' irresistable!"

Different people have different tastes, Locke. Don't take it personally. So far, by my count, you've gotten three positive comments and one neutral one. That's a much better record than a lot of other newbies. E.g.: 1 2 3. The fact that angry readers haven't taught you any new swear words yet is, believe it or not, a good sign.

I think both you and your sister have done some good work so far and should stick around. Try entering some Comic Contests. It's a much better way to get started than posting in this forum, anyway.

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Seriously Locke, it's time for you to shut up and stop whining. Your comics weren't awful, but they didn't do much for me. I liked Fetal's comics a lot more. That's what we regular humans call "differing tastes". You've been praised by some of the best strip authors on this site. Get over it.

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