Everyone post what they think is the funniest Tobor strip. Bring on the cornholing!

By god, that was forced.

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Best. Tobor. Ever. by gabe_billings 7-13-02

Moh.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

How many of you actually know who gave Tobor his start?
I know the long-time regs do, but what about you whipper snappers?

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Leave It To Tobor #10 by fuzzyman 5-20-02

Hey, Tobor! What have you been doing all day? WATCHING THE TUBE. CARE TO JOIN TOBOR? Sure! Anything good on? LOTS OF GOOD SHOWS ON THE CATHOLIC CHANNEL. CHECK OUT THIS ONE. "Inappropriately Touched By An Angel." IF TOBOR HAD LOINS HE'D FEEL A STIRRING IN THEM.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Since everyone else is just posting thier own:

Code of the Robot Warrior by itsclark 11-11-01

ATTENTION HUMAN! TOBOR NOW HAS CODE RED. What? You mean the internet worm? A patch has been available for ages. And anyway, it only affected Microsoft IIS servers! TOBOR MEANS CODE RED, THE SOFT DRINK! TOBOR HAS CUSHY ENDORSEMENT DEAL. Well, you DO both give folks a strong urge to empty thier bladders!

If everyone else decides to jump off the Brooklyn bridge later, let me know. I'm up for anything.

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Before my forum debut, when Tobor was just someone who cropped up in some of my favourite stripper's comics:

if you can't beat em.... by KajunFirefly 10-15-01

uh, hey man, listen, I was wondering, my comic strip has been lacking in humour recently, and you seem to be a star in most of the "big" stripcreator strips, so, fancy starring in mine? why yes, yes I would, I've been wanting to expand my career, what part did you have in mind? well, I was thinking you could do your Tobor character, you know, man rape and all that? oh heavens, will I never escape that character? I've been pigeon-holed as a homosexual rapist! who exactly do you want me to "man rape"? YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!

Stanley Kubrick never put up with this shit by KajunFirefly 11-04-01

Script meeting, Monday Morning "raar, Tobor cornhole you now"? it just doesn't FEEL like something my character would say. His brother's been kidnapped, the Triad's are after him, I think he should be upset. what the fuck are you talking about? there's nothing in the script about Triads, look, just rape the god-damn donkey so that people will read my comics! Later... so basically your in the park, the dog on the ball says something about owning your base, you turn round, and Clive....sorry, TOBOR, well he man-rapes you! It'll be hiliarious, it's a classic! you know, I just don't think that another love scene is what the public really want, I mean, they've seen it before, we're not Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, I want to try Sci-Fi or maybe action adventure! THIS ISN'T A FUCKING LOVE SCENE!!! IT'S RAPE GOD-DAMN IT! I just don't see why you can't find someone else, ol' feet for ears has got a nice tight ass that's hardly been used, get the red fucker to cornhole his blue rectal passage!

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My own little epic begins here, and runs for about twelve parts. The whole thing is in this thread in the RMDC comic. Fuzzyman's whole Leave It To Tobor series is very good, too.

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So who did create Tobor and unleashed him on the world?

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Well, I suppose it has been a while since we answered this one.

It was Richard Gere, if memory serves me correctly.

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Perfect World by frank123 7-14-02

In a perfect world, there would be no war. There would be no death. There would be no hate, tears or sadness. In a perfect world, the rich would love the poor. The black would love the white. The terror that holds us all would vanish behind the silver lining. TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE RABBITY THING!!! RAAAAAAA!!!! In a perfect world, I would have an ass made of stainless steel.

Tobor's birthday by frank123 7-13-02

Now don't peak, Tobor. I have a little birthday surprise for you. Tobor won't peak! Ok, you ready? Tobor ready! Are you ready to rock!!!! TOBOR CORNHOLE GUITARMAN!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

I prefer the second one.

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It was I. But I stole the idea of robots who assrape from Obi. He in turn got it from real life.

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What others say about boorite!

Wow, what kind of a world do we live in? I just got on, and saw a comic about a special ass-raping robot you all know. And it was obvious to me, he's a mix of ecstacy, "magic" mushrooms, 27 liters of captain morgan, and a video tape probably named 'All- Male Dickfest 2002." But real life? What does Obi do all day?

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"If everyone loves winners, I'm freakin' irresistable!"

Take drugs, drink Captain Morgan, watch gay porn and build ass-raping robots, of course. What a stupid question.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

The best Tobor strips are the ones that pretty much just use Tobor as a reference.

Comic Cup I: Sweet Home Chicago by Drexle 5-29-02

I just love Chicago! the lights, the theater, the culture! The hookers, the crack dealers, the bars named The Manhole..... *squish* Speaking of manholes, it sounds like a certain red robot is in town too!

Probably my favorite there, though the punchline to my Illuminated series is a good one.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Imo, the funny part about Tobor isn't that he's an assraping robot, it's that he's an inarticulate assraping robot, obviously programmed for one thing and one thing only. That's why he's infinitely more funny than my articulate Sodomizer 5000.

My favorite Tobor toon.

My first sale! by boorite 4-12-01

It's TV producer Yadahentai Mobukakke! Mr. Boorite, I am here to buy the rights to your gameshow idea, "Super Robot Manrape Endurance Torture Rally." Sheez, I'm so hosed on Old Crow and Benadryl, I'll sign anything. One condition: You are first contestant. Hmmm, let me think abou-- RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

I think Tobor has now officially surpassed All your Base as the most enduring comic idea. (With manboob running a distant third.)

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Serial Comic ]|[ - What's my motivation? by ladyjdotnet 9-18-01

TOBOR IS AWFULLY SORRY. *sigh* That's ok, big guy. We all have bad days. Here, have a cup of coffee. OH, NO. TOBOR NEEDS TO CUT DOWN ON CAFFEINE. Hmmm, well, then. Is there anything else I can get for you? RAAAAAR! GET TOBOR A MANRAPE SANDWICH! Alright, then! We're back! Places please!

Data Entry by ladyjdotnet 10-01-01

RAAAAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE DATA!! Cornhole? Accessing... The Federation database has no record of a definition for cornhole. DATA IS FULLY FUNCTIONAL! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE DATA!! I still have no definition for cornhole. Please show me what it means to be cornholed. ... RAAAAAR? TOBOR CONFUSED. TOBOR HAS NEVER CORNHOLED WILLING SUBJECT. DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERROR. ::fzzzzt:: That trick works every time.

What can I say? I'm a narcissist.

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