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MatthewEastaugh
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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...somewhere. If only I could find it.

So, following the supreme generosity of the winner of CC27, I get to set the rules here. Ah, power. If anything, the best thing about this is I don't have to make myself look stupid with an awful comic.

Instead, I have to make the rules. If anything, tho, I think that's worse.

Right then, here goes. I'll use the same standard kind of rules that everyone else does.

1. You must, at some point, use the phrase 'Gabba gabba hey!', and the word 'smitten'. Dunno why.

2. You must use the Killer Squirrel from kofightclub. Just because no one does, and I think he's feeling left out, bless him. Oh, and it must be in panel two, just to be awkward. More than one panel is allowed, but panel two at least.

And finally, in some kind of revolutionary vote type thing..

3. You must make fun of either..
A - The British.. or..
B - Wirthling.
Votes for whom is made fun of most will be tallied up at the end, and we will find out who is the worst.. once and for all. People who decide to be awkward and make fun of us both will be laughed at, and not in a good way. It is allowed tho.

Right, there we go. Winner to be announced on Wednesday evening, but that's GMT, so you work out when that is. Good luck to Braze, whom I promise not to be biased to - particularly seeing as this one just seems set for Gabe to win. Sorry if I've been overly awkward. Good luck to all!

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5-04-01 1:09pm (new)
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MatthewEastaugh
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Oh yeah, and sorry that I didn't quite manage to work "MONOLITHIC DESIRE FOR LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY" into the rules. (see CC27) Bonus points if you manage to do it yourself, though.

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5-04-01 1:13pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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I think these contest rules are reason enough to hate the limeys....

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

5-04-01 1:17pm (new)
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MatthewEastaugh
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Well, you would say that. Don't worry, more people dislike the British than you. You're a loveable scamp, we're a nation of uptight oafs with dodgy teeth. But still..

Rule number 4 - Wirthling is only allowed to enter if he insults himself.

Rule number 5 - Don't mess with the rule creator.

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5-04-01 1:25pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Mostly I'm insulting the British, but I think I worked in the Wirthling insult quite seamlessly, don't you?

[Click to view comic: 'CC 28: 80's Music History, pt. 1']

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5-04-01 1:55pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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BTW, I hated to defile the memory of Joey Ramone by casting him as a beatnik, but the only alternative was Russ, and, well, he's a hippie.

At least Spigot's wearing black...

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5-04-01 1:58pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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One more thing: Squirrel teeth===> British: That's MINE! Dibs!!

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5-04-01 2:02pm (new)
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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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Sad, really... I shouldn't even have bothered.

[Click to view comic: 'Comics Contest 28: Making Fun of the British as Best I Can']

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5-04-01 3:42pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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Gimmie a minute....

*sigh*

Did you get these ****ing rules from a tin of aerosol cheese?

(finger gesture)
(arm, arm - fist fist)

Love,

bunner

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5-04-01 5:30pm (new)
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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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Did you get these ****ing rules from a tin of aerosol cheese?
An, um, interesting hypothesis...

Actually, what makes these contests fun is the challenge of creating something funny out of a bunch of pig **** that doesn't really go together.

I was surprised people could pull as much funny stuff as they did out of their asses for CC27; *I* couldn't've come up with anything. (I couldn't come up with anything for this one, either, which didn't stop me from posting it, unfortunately.)

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5-04-01 8:56pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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No ****? Do go on.... I had no idea.

:-)#)

Love,

bunner

(He said "Um".. heh heh hmm hmm heh hmm heh)

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5-04-01 10:25pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Umm, Hmmm, Umm mother****ing Hmmm.
[Click to view comic: 'CC28-British people are too damn polite P.S. Wirthling Sucks']

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5-05-01 12:32am (new)
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MatthewEastaugh
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I have successfully proved it - everyone hates me. Yay. Anyway, sorry about the rules. You should still be able to manage it tho, surely? It's not THAT hard...

Cough.

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5-05-01 4:16am (new)
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Braze
Stripcreator Newbie

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[Click to view comic: 'CC28 - I'm a big retard and forgot "smitten" in the last one']

Ignore the other one, for obvious reasons. I can't follow directions worth ****. My head is full of worms. Good night.

5-05-01 4:29am (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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This is dedicated to how much Joey Ramone would have really hated wirthling.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

5-05-01 9:09am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=14038
[Click to view comic: 'CC28 - I swear, this is completely true!']

Hmmmm, looking at it now, I suppose I should have taken the time to add a punchline... Oh well, I suppose I have the DCCVCT to fall back on.

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5-05-01 9:12am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=14038
[Click to view comic: 'CC28 - I swear, this is completely true!']

Hmmmm, looking at it now, I suppose I should have taken the time to add a punchline... Oh well, I suppose I have the DCCVCT to fall back on.

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5-05-01 9:12am (new)
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MatthewEastaugh
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A few days left - remember, get the entries in by Wednesday night GMT. Update on the vote standings, counting ones that insult both in both as one a piece..

Insult the British - 6
Insult the Wirthling - 3

I'm gonna go cry now. And start wondering who's gonna win, too..

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5-05-01 9:33am (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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I still wanna know how the limey got the contest.

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5-05-01 11:02pm (new)
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MatthewEastaugh
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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I still wanna know how the limey got the contest.

Well, I begged and pleaded a bit, as is the way of the British. And Braze hadn't got any ideas, so he let me have it. Kind person, eh?

Still, it succeeded in annoying all you lot.

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5-06-01 9:05am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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I still wanna know how the limey got the contest.
Talk to any Australian and ask for an explanation of the phrase "whinging pommie *******". *evil grin*

(I hope Matthew doesn't get the impression I don't like him...)

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5-06-01 9:51am (new)
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MatthewEastaugh
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DexX doesn't like me... :-(

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5-06-01 10:41am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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DexX doesn't like me... :-(
DexX runs up to Matthew and gives him a big warm brotherly hug.

There you go, all settled. No hard feelings, I hope.

DexX walks away whistling, surreptitiously pocketing Matthew's wallet.

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5-07-01 6:54am (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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For a country that makes a religion out of taking the **** out of everybody, you sure are a sensitive lot.

Love,

bunner

(smirk, smirk)

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

5-07-01 10:31am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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We now join Live at the Improv, in progress:

What is it with English muffins? They're not muffins, and they're not English!

G'nite folks!

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5-07-01 11:20am (new)
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