Of course, next time he sees me, he'll shoot me.
[Click to view comic: 'Its a dog. We like.']

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Mmm...they speak to you!!!

If I ever meet you, I'LL shoot you, twice, in the face.

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Dad was flammable

Which type of ammo?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Which type of ammo?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Which type of ammo?

Wouldn't it be easier to simply smash a bottle of vitriol over his face?

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

I wish to piss all over the corpse when youre done.

These strips require the following words to be uttered

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

ci.

PUNCTUATION, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU USE IT?

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Dad was flammable

PUNCTUATION, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU USE IT?

RANDOM DRUG TESTING YOU PEDANTIC MOTHERFUCKER ARE YOU IN FAVOUR OF IT!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Does that mean we get to test drugs randomly?

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Such a teat...
Yes, the pedantic motherfucker is in favor of random drug-testing under certain circumstances, though not for myself, as I am an epileptic. I do use punctuation and speak English. Oh, and I am a pedantic fuck too!
I also am available for business meetings, karaoke, and children's parties.

[Click to view comic: 'Pissed off CuteDoggyZ']

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Mmm...they speak to you!!!

That last comic was among the worst on this site and that is quite an insult.

Does anyone have dibs on shitting on his grave?

Or rather: DOES ANYONE HAVE DIBS ON SHITTING ON HIS GRAVE? IF NOT, I'M YER BOY!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Moo.

Read my Damn comic
[Click to view comic: 'Sometimes Irrational Unintelligent Violence is the Answer.']
And like it. or hate it. idunnarallygivadam, but tell me something. About how you _really_ feel.

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Who are you? What do you want?

Ees der von Moose. I dig.

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Mmm...they speak to you!!!

Perhaps more than any other thing in the entire Universe, this thread of truly awful comics has sapped my will to live...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

To shadow,

Do you mean mine, or Whitemonkey's, Or Bo's?

Personally, I hope it's mine.

Thank you for giving me hope

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Who are you? What do you want?

quote:

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To shadow,

Do you mean mine, or Whitemonkey's, Or Bo's?

Personally, I hope it's mine.

Thank you for giving me hope

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