Of course, next time he sees me, he'll shoot me.

Its a dog. We like. by El_Bofus 8-02-02

Why do we like the damn dog?!? So this naked blone walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a bratwurst under the other... It is cute. I have a choice of the bratwurst or eating your ball. I lick de poodle? I got Cotton Pants. Well, then we can have our cake and eat it too! *Laughtrack goes here!* Kill him after I sex poodle

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Mmm...they speak to you!!!

If I ever meet you, I'LL shoot you, twice, in the face.

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Dad was flammable

Which type of ammo?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Which type of ammo?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Which type of ammo?

Wouldn't it be easier to simply smash a bottle of vitriol over his face?

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

I wish to piss all over the corpse when youre done.

These strips require the following words to be uttered

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

ci.

PUNCTUATION, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU USE IT?

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Dad was flammable

PUNCTUATION, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU USE IT?

RANDOM DRUG TESTING YOU PEDANTIC MOTHERFUCKER ARE YOU IN FAVOUR OF IT!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Does that mean we get to test drugs randomly?

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Such a teat...
Yes, the pedantic motherfucker is in favor of random drug-testing under certain circumstances, though not for myself, as I am an epileptic. I do use punctuation and speak English. Oh, and I am a pedantic fuck too!
I also am available for business meetings, karaoke, and children's parties.

Pissed off CuteDoggyZ by El_Bofus 8-05-02

Meanwhile, back at the ranch... HEY! YOU ARE DOG ON BALL! I AM INCEST-PR0DUCT! YOU WANT TO RUB MY TITS? I gon kill you and make you die like de stoopid jokyjoke dood. HOW FUCK IS GOIN ON? Don't fuck with that damned dog! Har de ha hoo! you look like a peners wit de liddle hat covrin it up! har de hoo hoo! i will go cry

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Mmm...they speak to you!!!

That last comic was among the worst on this site and that is quite an insult.

Does anyone have dibs on shitting on his grave?

Or rather: DOES ANYONE HAVE DIBS ON SHITTING ON HIS GRAVE? IF NOT, I'M YER BOY!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Moo.

Read my Damn comic

Sometimes Irrational Unintelligent Violence is the Answer. by Mr2Duks 7-31-02

Sors Imanis et Inanis I'm gonna KILL your ass! What? Moritori Nolumus Mori ¡rAGING rIVER Of fURIOUS fIRE! HuWAA! ...ow...I suppose. Neme Mori Facias BOOYA Bitch! I don't entirely understand.

And like it. or hate it. idunnarallygivadam, but tell me something. About how you _really_ feel.

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Who are you? What do you want?

Ees der von Moose. I dig.

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Mmm...they speak to you!!!

Perhaps more than any other thing in the entire Universe, this thread of truly awful comics has sapped my will to live...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

To shadow,

Do you mean mine, or Whitemonkey's, Or Bo's?

Personally, I hope it's mine.

Thank you for giving me hope

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Who are you? What do you want?

quote:

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To shadow,

Do you mean mine, or Whitemonkey's, Or Bo's?

Personally, I hope it's mine.

Thank you for giving me hope

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