Serial Comic 7 #1 - And So It Begins by fuzzyman 8-09-02

Our story begins, as they always do, 65 million years ago.... You know, Bob... Sometimes I just gaze in awe at the gleaming towers of our Dinosaur civilization. We've accomplished magnificent things, Phil! Art. Poetry. Fabulous works of engineering. Philosophies that explain the meaning of existence. The works of our massive intelligence are truly remarkable! Say, what's that big fiery ball falling out of the sky? Beats me.

Fuzzyman - is to blame
DexX - NEXT
Big Evil Dan
Mr_Jass
Shadow_Artist
Smarmulus
Bazilla
Zegota
Kaufman
Namgubed
Kevin Keegans Perm
Kajun Firefly
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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Fuzzyman - is to blame
DexX - NEXT
Big Evil Dan
Mr_Jass
Shadow_Artist
Smarmulus
Bazilla
Zegota
Kaufman
Namgubed
Kevin Keegans Perm
Kajun Firefly
dcomposed

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Serial Comic 7.2 - Aftermath by DexX 8-09-02

*cough* *gasp* What the hell was that? Bob? Are you okay? *choke* Phil... I feel weird... I... I'm getting this bizarre urge to... EAT YOU! That's odd... Here, just have some coffee. Thanks. I don't know what's wrong... I suddenly want to feast on your flesh and... ooh! Mocha with marshmallows!

Fuzzyman - is to blame
DexX - joined Fuzzy's game
[b]> Big Evil Dan

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Fuzzyman - is to blame
DexX - joined Fuzzy's game
[b]> Big Evil Dan

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Fuzzyman - is to blame
DexX - joined Fuzzy's game
> Big Evil Dan

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Serial Com 7.3 - Tall Order by BigEvilDan 8-10-02

Feeling better? Yeah, the coffee is really helping, for now. I'm not sure I want to be around when you finish that cup. I'm almost done. Maybe we should find a Starbucks and plan our next move. Our civilization was destroyed by an asteroid. Where would we find a Starbucks? Statistically speaking, at least one must have survived.

Fuzzyman - is to blame
DexX - joined Fuzzy's game
Big Evil Dan - can't rhyme, what a shameful thing.
Mr_Jass - NEXT!
Shadow_Artist
Smarmulus
Bazilla
Zegota
Kaufman
Namgubed
Kevin Keegans Perm
Kajun Firefly
dcomposed
israphael

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Good punchline, Dan. :)

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Fuzzyman - is to blame
DexX - joined Fuzzy's game
Big Evil Dan - can't rhyme, what a shameful thing.
Mr_Jass - NEXT!
Shadow_Artist
Smarmulus
Bazilla
Zegota
Kaufman
Namgubed
Kevin Keegans Perm
Kajun Firefly
dcomposed
israphael
itsclark

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Dad was flammable

Cereal Komik: Learning from McDonald's Mistakes by Mr_Jass 8-10-02

I told you we'd find it! The surviving Starbucks is that burning building. It is? Well, I'll only be a minute, I promise. Welcome to Starbucks, may I take your order? I'll just have an espresso. How's the coffee? Too cold.

Fuzzyman - is to blame
DexX - joined Fuzzy's game
Big Evil Dan - can't rhyme, what a shameful thing.
Mr_Jass - achieved fame
Shadow_Artist
Smarmulus
Bazilla
Zegota
Kaufman
Namgubed
Kevin Keegans Perm
Kajun Firefly
dcomposed
israphael
itsclark - kicked out by Dan

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Remember Dan, I know where you live.

Somewhere in Canada, right?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Fuzzyman - is to blame
DexX - joined Fuzzy's game
Big Evil Dan - can't rhyme, what a shameful thing.
Mr_Jass - achieved fame
Shadow_Artist
Smarmulus
Bazilla
Zegota
Kaufman
Namgubed
Kevin Keegans Perm
Kajun Firefly
dcomposed
israphael
itsclark
DMSO

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

Serial Comic 7.5 - Peace Pipe by Shadow_Artist 8-11-02

So Bob, despite being cold and having a visible layer of scum on the surface, is the coffee cooling your carnivorous instincts? Sure is Phil. The urge to rip open your belly and spill your intestines into my open mouth is still there, but the caffeine’s keeping it under control. *Cough* Don't take this the wrong way, but I find it odd that only coffee can quell your destructive impulses. Yeah, it's weird *Cough* I'll give you that. *Wheeze* Mind you, I've always found chain smoking helps me resist the urge to kill. *Cough* *Hack* You're a hero, Phil *Wheeze* You wouldn't *Cough* wouldn't hurt a *Hack* fly. *Cough*

Fuzzyman - is to blame
DexX - joined Fuzzy's game
Big Evil Dan - can't rhyme, what a shameful thing.
Mr_Jass - achieved fame
Shadow_Artist - cured the lame
Smarmulus - you're next, baby!
Bazilla
Zegota
Kaufman
Namgubed
Kevin Keegans Perm
Kajun Firefly
dcomposed
israphael
itsclark
DMSO

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Fuzzyman - is to blame
DexX - joined Fuzzy's game
Big Evil Dan - can't rhyme, what a shameful thing.
Mr_Jass - achieved fame
Shadow_Artist - cured the lame
Smarmulus - you're next, baby!
Bazilla
Zegota
Kaufman
Namgubed
Kevin Keegans Perm
Kajun Firefly
dcomposed
israphael
itsclark
DMSO
Drexle

Fuzzyman - is to blame
DexX - joined Fuzzy's game
Big Evil Dan - can't rhyme, what a shameful thing.
Mr_Jass - achieved fame
Shadow_Artist - cured the lame
Smarmulus - known for his wonderful brain

next...
Bazilla - make me proud B
Zegota
Kaufman
Namgubed
Kevin Keegans Perm
Kajun Firefly
dcomposed
israphael
itsclark
DMSO
Drexle

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Serial Comic 7 part 6ish by Bazilla 8-12-02

Just let me have a fag! No! Why not? I told you! This is my last one! Well can't I at least share? Hmmmmmm.... Hmmmmmmm... I don't think so.

Fuzzyman - is to blame
DexX - joined Fuzzy's game
Big Evil Dan - can't rhyme, what a shameful thing.
Mr_Jass - achieved fame
Shadow_Artist - cured the lame
Smarmulus - known for his wonderful brain
Bazilla - known for his wonderful window pain
Zegota - Wake up Bitch!
Kaufman
Namgubed
Kevin Keegans Perm
Kajun Firefly
dcomposed
israphael
itsclark
DMSO
Drexle

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Serial Comic 7.8 Which Era is this again? by Zegota 8-13-02

Come on! Lemme have a fag, I'll let you take a sip from my coffee. You finished your coffee, it's all gone. So what, I'll barf it back up, then we have a whole new cup. That's disgusting No it isn't, the Romans used to do it all the time. Who the fuck are the Romans?

Fuzzyman - is to blame
DexX - joined Fuzzy's game
Big Evil Dan - can't rhyme, what a shameful thing.
Mr_Jass - achieved fame
Shadow_Artist - cured the lame
Smarmulus - known for his wonderful brain
Bazilla - known for his wonderful window pain
Zegota - Wake up Bitch!
Kaufman - This should be interesting
Namgubed
Kevin Keegans Perm
Kajun Firefly
dcomposed
israphael
itsclark
DMSO
Drexle

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Serial Comic 7.9: No runs, no hits, no eras by kaufman 8-13-02

The Romans were the founders of our civilization. They wore bedsheets. The carnivores ate aqua ducks, and the herbivores ate Caesar salads. So? What happened to them? Under the caligusauri, they got decadent and their civilization fell. They went into the dark ages. There were no bronto-burgers; no Starbucks! Like what's happening to us now. Right. Except we didn't get to enjoy the orgies first. Well ... you wanna?

Fuzzyman - is to blame
DexX - joined Fuzzy's game
Big Evil Dan - can't rhyme, what a shameful thing.
Mr_Jass - achieved fame
Shadow_Artist - cured the lame
Smarmulus - known for his wonderful brain
Bazilla - known for his wonderful window pane!
Zegota - Wake up you lazy dame!
Kaufman - These rhyming comments are all the same
Namgubed - The man with the eman sdrawkcab
Kevin Keegans Perm
Kajun Firefly
dcomposed
israphael
itsclark
DMSO
Drexle

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Serial Comic 7.10: Decade of Decadence by Namgubed 8-13-02

Sounds great! Just what did these orgies entail? Ooh, plenty of wine, fried stegosaur's tripe in mammoth's dripping, dancing girls, peeled grapes, stuffed pterodactyl ... Dude! Let's party like it's 1999! Bring on the dancing girls! I'll break out my fiddle! * DANCE TAPPITY DANCE SHUFFLE * ♫ If you're blue and you don't know where to go to ... ♫ ♫ why don't you go where fashion fits? Puttin' on the ritz! ♫

Fuzzyman - is to blame
DexX - joined Fuzzy's game
Big Evil Dan - can't rhyme, what a shameful thing.
Mr_Jass - achieved fame
Shadow_Artist - cured the lame
Smarmulus - known for his wonderful brain
Bazilla - known for his wonderful window pane!
Zegota - Wake up you lazy dame!
Kaufman - These rhyming comments are all the same
Namgubed - I saw, I conquered, and then I came
Kevin Keegans Perm - whose hairstyle is his claim to fame
Kajun Firefly
dcomposed
israphael
itsclark
DMSO
Drexle

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Yo, Kajun! Wake up from that pot-induced haze, ya slacker!

dcomposed, if Kajun doesn't post pretty soon, just go ahead and move Kajun to the end of the list.

-- Serial_Comic_Nazi

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Uh, Perm needs to add first.

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Ah, Christ in a bucket.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

That's right folks, you heard it here first. Christ in a Bucket is the heavenly container that all God-fearing members of society just have to buy!

And for only $99, it'd be a sin not to!

They're available now from all good churches and/or bucket shops. Buy now and receive Virgin in a Pale for free!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Fuzzyman - I think you might want to consider posting on another topic/forum that KKP needs to get his azz over here and start making with the yucks.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Shh, let me se if this works...

Hey! There's a guy giving away free Guinness over here!

That should do the trick...

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Fuck off, ya hairy Dilbert-esque fucktard!

I'll post a comic when it's MY FUCKING TURN!

ass.

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Dad was flammable