Presents by Drexle 8-10-02

I actually was given several things for my birthday this year. I was surprised, honestly. Oh? Like what? Some role playing suppliments, a singing bowl, a bar of Toblerone chocolate... RAAAAARRRR!!! TOBLER WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!! ... And some big robotic lovin'.

Silliness 1 by Drexle 8-10-02

So... you've got your own character now... Yep, that I do. And I guess that means you won't be needing me anymore? I wouldn't say that. Really? Sure. You can be my stunt double... Observe...

Silliness 2 by Drexle 8-10-02

Shit, we're going down! And me without my parachute! Damn... guess I'm gonna have to jump! Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-- --iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt!!!

Silliness 3 by Drexle 8-10-02

... Ow. Mwahaha! Yeeeessss... my very own stunt double to toy with... I hate you.

Prelude: A new hero is born... by Drexle 8-10-02

On a day not unlike any other, Drexle was surfing the internet as usual. "Vesicovaginal fistula?" This is a real medical term? Wonders will never cease... But what started as an ordinary day soon became a day that was to make history... ...Wait, what's that sound? The sound was of a small meteor, hurtling through the cosmos, and straight onto our protagonist's noggin. (**THUD!!!**) OOoooowww FUCK!

Prelude part 2 by Drexle 8-10-02

As our hero lay upon the floor, bleeding profusely from massive head trauma, there was but a singular thought in his mind... ... certain of his demise, he was overtaken by an all consuming desire to return to the living and spread terror to the world... ... and forever would he be known as the enigmatic dark lord... Count Vaginal Fistula!

The Adventures of Count Vaginal Fistula: 1 by Drexle 8-10-02

And so our protagonist sits perched atop the city's tallest building, surveying those on the streets below... searching for prey... Hey, I can see my house from here! Suddenly, his eyes alight upon a hapless female, foolishly walking the streets alone. Now is his chance to swoop down upon her! (**Swoop!!!**) Sadly, our hero neglected to realize that he can't actually fly... (**CRUNCH!!!**)

The Adventures of Count Vaginal Fistula: 2 by Drexle 8-10-02

Even when things look bleakest... ... Groan.... Oh my God, are you alright?! Say something!!! ... our hero, Count Vaginal Fistula... Ugh... c-come closer... Oh my... this is horrible. I can't believe you're still aliv-- ... thinks only of one thing. ha HA!!! AAAaaAAAAAHhhH!!! What the fuck are you doing?! You monster!

The Adventures of Count Vaginal Fistula: 3 by Drexle 8-10-02

In times of great physical distress, our hero must turn to his one true source of immortality... (*Squish, squoosh, squish!*) Ah, Ah, AAAH! AAARGHHH!!! With his infernal thirst quenched, his broken body is once again rejuvinated. And his powers now hold sway over his new willing ghoul... Come, my pretty... we shall stalk the night, spreading much angst and pretention in our wake. Yes, SIR!

[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Count Vaginal Fistula: 4']
[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Count Vaginal Fistula: 5']

Many chuckles. :)

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Now that there are Drexle and DragonXero characters, I think it's time to write some scenes from Metal Fantasy VI.

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I'll have to think on how I want that to go, but first...

My life. by Drexle 8-11-02

So, now that you have your own forum user's character, what are you going to do with it? Hmm... good question. Probably use it to illustrate interesting things that happen in my life. So you're going to just let it rot, then? Pretty much, yeah.

And now for something completely different part 20 by mutsje2000 8-12-02

FROM THE GREAT ABYSS, THE DARKEST CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE... I SUMMON THEE, SATAN TO DO MY BIDDING!!! Please don't hurt me...

And now for something completely different part 21 by mutsje2000 8-12-02

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop playing with your testicles in public.

/benny/

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Untitled by evil_d 8-12-02

It's weird, Pat. As soon as we hired the new guy, business at the St. Jude Shop dropped off sharply. I don't understand it.... Maybe you're not advertising enough.

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This is going to be a "fun" class. by Drexle 8-22-02

Hmm... let's take a look at my Java book. "Welcome to the Second Edition of Java Software Solutions, Foundations of Program Design." "We were excited about Java's potential to serve as a pedagogical tool for demonstrating object-oriented conepts..." Sigh... you know, if I wanted to learn from a pedagogical tool, I'd be talking to Dr. Pedantic.

Stop jackin' the beanstalk at the speed of light and get with making the comics!

Seriously, you can't let the story of Count V.F. end with a Tobor joke. Please continue. Funny stuff.

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Wow. You know, all this time I thought nobody gave a rip about that little tangent.

You know, that series was only an excuse to have some fun with a pornographic sounding vaginal injury, and a strange research institute. I suppose if I did some more looking around online I could find funnier injuries to comedicize...

I get bored easily by Drexle 9-02-02

What the hell??? What in the world are these "beef" and "chicken" variables in your program?! Oh those? They're bouillon operations. What?

YES! More Count Vaginal Fistula fs, was amusing me for a while. And the ending was so premature.

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Chewy, not Chalky by the_rew 8-28-02

Allow me to present my newest piece of Forum User artwork... I can't wait to see this Give me a few more weeks, and I'll have finished Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and Obi Wan Kenobi Best Chewbacca picture ever!

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