Film School 1 by boorite 8-15-02

Welcome home, son. How's med school going? Dad, I'm in film school. As long as I'm writing the checks, I'll thank you to humor me.

Film School 2 by boorite 8-15-02

So they were all stressed about this midterm project--staying up late scripting and storyboarding-- know what I did? Rose to the occasion and worked obsessively on a film that blew them all out the door? No! I took a dump in a film canister and wrote "CASBLANCA" on it and turned it in! Hahaha! And let me guess: Those wacky arteests gave you an A-plus? No, actually. Which reminds me: Is my old bedroom still vacant? Well, son... you know how I always wanted a 4-car garage?

Film School 3 by boorite 8-15-02

Look at this! I can't believe you annexed my bedroom for your garage! Ain't it a beaut? Just knocked out a wall and ripped up all the carpet and... What about my comic collection? Oh, your mother probably threw all that stuff away. Shit! MOM! Like Hell she did. You're on the Lee-Kirby scholarship. And your baseball cards paneled my billiards room.

Film School 4 by boorite 8-15-02

MOM! Dad says you threw out my comics when I went off to film school! I probably did, son. Who knows? Your room was crammed to the rafters with the most juvenile crap. Mom, when did you dye your hair purple and get a tat? About 15 minutes after you left, son.

Film School 5 by boorite 8-15-02

So I guess it's true. You really can't go home again. No, son, you can't. But can I-- No. Just until I-- No.

[Click to view comic: 'Film School 6']
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What others say about boorite!

Fantasmic!

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Dad was flammable

You are a bitter, funny man.

I like the "Lee-Kirby Scholarship".

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Every strip in this series is a gem.
BRAVO! Funny, funny stuff.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

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Every strip in this series is a gem.
BRAVO! Funny, funny stuff.

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Agreed! I particularly liked Film School 1. Love that dramatic pause! Top stuff!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Great ending comic!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

That's exactly what I said to Boorite on AIM.

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Dad was flammable

Amazing! It doesn't even need sodomy!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

DexX joins the shameless bukkake with boorite in the centre.

Top stuff. :)

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

That's exactly what I said to Boorite on AIM.

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It's nice to know that when the revolution hits we'll at least have each other. (We'll have traded boorite to the monkey people for zigzags long before then.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

While I'm grossly insulted to be "someone's mom", I liked this series muchly.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Thank you all!

Lara, I'm afraid I needed his mom to have purple hair and a tat. That's what you get for looking interesting.

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What others say about boorite!

Can you get shameful bukkake?

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Thank you all!

Lara, I'm afraid I needed his mom to have purple hair and a tat. That's what you get for looking interesting.

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I just want to thank the copy editors for changing it from "facial hair and a cat".

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Film School outtakes, only on DVD by boorite 8-19-02

MOM! Dad says you threw out my comics when I went off to film school! I probably did, son. Who knows? Your room was crammed to the rafters with the most juvenile crap. Mom, when did you grow a mustache and get a cat? Actually, son, you have two daddies now.

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What others say about boorite!

How could anyone "boo" such a funny man! I want to see more of the DVD version!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Ooo! Include a 'Making of the comic' section! I want to know how people manage to cram so much delicious comedy into a simple three-frame comic...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)