As you may work out for yourself, I was quite inspired by all the robots in the CC 10001000. Not in time to actually enter any of this in the contest, but still.

To be honest, it seemed funnier when the idea was scribbled on a napkin and stuffed in my pocket, but it's too late now...

Romantic disasters by DMSO 8-15-02

We join Elizabeth, a woman whose romantic disasters have driven her to despair. Can technology find her love? ...I think we should stop seeing each other. Goodbye. Well, that's another catastrophe of a relationship over. Time to visit my uncle, the mad inventor.

Technophilia by DMSO 8-15-02

My dear, you need despair no longer! I present to you the fulfilment of all your romantic needs, with none of the associated heartache. My latest invention... ..the AutoMate!

Keep Looking... by DMSO 8-15-02

Hm. Well, he looks big and strong, at least. No more pickle-jar lid irritations. He's not the big red one. The AutoMate is behind him. Oh, he looks so sensitive! That's just the kind of man for me! Keep looking...

Cute by DMSO 8-15-02

Oh, he's just adorable! I'll take him! It's not him either...

Pick Of The Bunch by DMSO 8-15-02

Then where the hell is he? He's there... ...Right at the back JESUS FORNICATING CHRIST, UNCLE!

[Click to view comic: 'Getting To Know You']
[Click to view comic: 'First Date, Last Fig']
[Click to view comic: 'The Lost Art Of Chivalry']
[Click to view comic: 'In The Restaurant: Le Chevre Joli (1)']
[Click to view comic: 'Le Chevre Joli 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Le Chevre Joli 3']
[Click to view comic: 'Le Chevre Joli 4']
[Click to view comic: 'Le Chevre Joli 5']
[Click to view comic: 'Le Chevre Joli 6']
[Click to view comic: 'A Lovely Evening']

That's probably not the last you'll see of these characters, as I have few more ideas for them. You have been warned.

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seven thousand and sixty three thumbs up.

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Shouldn't that be six toes up? "Now that monsieur et madame 'ave annihilated la musique, would monsieur et madame care to order?" is a beautiful line.

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I'm partial to the "abject terror" and "which part of mad inventor" lines, myself.

Nice work. Though I was looking forward to seeing Red Robot as the AutoMate. Maybe in another series.

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Ah, the good old recurring gag. Great series. :)

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You asked for it. Behold!

Betty's search for RoboLove, continued by DMSO 9-10-02

Uncle, that robot you gave me was completely useless. How so? He had no arms! I had to keep doing everything for him! And I ended up paying for dinner too. Funnily enough, the restaurant wouldn't take the RoboCredit notes you printed. So this has nothing to do with his laughably small RoboPenis? Of course not...

Falling on deaf ears by DMSO 9-10-02

So...do you have anything more...er...suitable to my needs? I could offer you some sage advice; get a real boyfriend. Or, if it will stop you glaring at me like that, you can take the red robot.

Hilarity will doubtless ensue by DMSO 9-10-02

Is he, er... "Fully functional"? Yes. And he has arms? Two, in fact. I'll take him! I must warn you, though; he has a bit of a one track mind.

No way to speak to a lady by DMSO 9-10-02

Hi there, Red! I'm Betty, and... RAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! "Raar?" That's no way to speak to a lady! RAAR? And you'll have to buy me dinner first. RAAR! TOBOR WILL WINE AND DINE YOU!

And there will be more to come...

Also, I promise to try to not be too cliched with Tobor. Truly.

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Heh, that was good.

that one was fun...i especially liked Tobor's confused "RAAR?" and the "abject..." line.

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This just re-enforces the fact that you are, indeed god.

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tres bien

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excellent

Thank you for granting my wish, Mr. Genie!

Also, you should e-mail me, or get on IRC around evening, SC-time. We appear to be partners in the Tag Team Cup, and our round will probably start sometime this week.

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i'm enjoying this series! thanks!
(hehehe... cornhole...)

I'm disturbed at how much like Beavis that just sounded.

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Thank you for granting my wish, Mr. Genie!

Also, you should e-mail me, or get on IRC around evening, SC-time. We appear to be partners in the Tag Team Cup, and our round will probably start sometime this week.

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