A few months ago I cam across oralse.cx. Since then I've wanted to run this contest.

For this contest you must use at least one of these three pictures.
The pussy:

The Weiner:

Or any Picture of a DomoKun.

There's a few of them here. And more on the Google image search.
Feel free to use any other images. bonus points for using all three of the above.

You've got untill about 8pm Friday night SC time. one week from now.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

ARGHH ITS A CLICHE CONTEST

Can we just steal images from Fark to save time?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Shit. I forgot about fark.

should I start a new contest?
no. because I'm lazy.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That's okay - we'll just base on our strips on FarkHate...

Legions of kittens eating Farkers...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Needs ketchup.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Okay, last one.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

poor save quality to match the humor.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

A note to Fuzzy and DexX.

Fuzzy, when cannibal serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer was in the news I did a parody of a Chinese Restaurant menu with human body parts (and related puns) in the menu. Wish I still had a copy I could share with everyone.

TO DEXX -- LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE BY LETTING dcomposed WIN! Now you must live with the consequences for all of eternity (or the brief preview of eternity provided during the duration of this present contest)!!!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

I plan to do a few, but to start with, here's a classical reference...

(I think I inserted the Domo Kun pretty well, but the kitten in his mouth looks crap. *sigh*)

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Of course he does! He's getting chewed!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

bah.

This has probably been done before.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Sandy was feeling very guilty, yes, but she was more hungry.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Gah... it's messy, but it's ANIMATED!

uhh.. dan wins.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's about time Dan ran another contest around here.

Yay Dan!

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