hello all, and thanks for your wondrous support. before i go any further, i suppose i should let you know that i'm not technically a newbie. well, actually i sorta am--and a power newbie at that. allow me to explain:

[Click to view comic: 'Explanation I']
[Click to view comic: 'Explanation II']
[Click to view comic: 'Explanation III']

there. that oughtta clear everything up. i think i'm gonna stick with the new nick, but i might jump back and forth, if only to confuse the hell out of the actual n00bs (regs can help by calling me MENBAH all the time).

anyway, here are the new rules:

Maura has won the grand prize in a contest of some sort. i don't know what the contest was--all i know is that the prize is something inappropriate, ironic, and/or just plain wrong (for instance, perhaps she won a pro-life essay contest and won a golden coat hanger).

that's it. entries will be judged on cleverness, naturally, and also inappropriacy (no, i'm not sure that's a word). tiebreaks awarded based on neatness and hygiene. judging will be before midnight saturday/sunday--beyond that, i can't be more precise at this time, so enter early and often!

in the meantime, feel free to fuck a cat and kill yourself. (:

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

Here is my first entry (drum roll)

[Click to view comic: 'CC 140 entry #1: Inappropriate You Say?']

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Okay, I'll say it...

MENBAH!!!!

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Dad was flammable

#2

[Click to view comic: 'CC 140 entry #2: Would You Like Fries With That?']

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Welcome back, habnem!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I liked your second entry, punkrockskaboy.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

[Click to view comic: 'CCOHF: YAEE']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC140: Lucky Guess']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

OKCUMHCS_LI!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'CC 140; Gimmie an M']

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exit, pursued by a bear

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Maura has won! MAURA has won! MAURA has won!

I get it now. I blame my short attention span.

Though, to be completely honest and real, both of my above award-winning characters were named Maura.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 140: Maura the same']

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exit, pursued by a bear

I did a summer internship with Raytheon's AMRAAM (Advanced Medium Range Air to Air Missile) program and am here to tell you, that's no joke. That's how those fuckers talk.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'I AM GOD'S BITCH! DOING GOD'S BITCHLY WORK!']
Sure, it's still non-compliant, but you gotta admit, that's one fine title.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Phew! My record is safe.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 140 : Same old, same old...']

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

[Click to view comic: 'CC140 - Fiery Latin Temprement']

[Click to view comic: 'CC140: Community Chest']

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exit, pursued by a bear

[Click to view comic: 'CC 140 : Lo Rez is Be(z)t']

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

I knew schmucko was too good to be a rookie.

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What others say about boorite!

The question is, which regular created the Bonwag account to pull off the same trick?

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Dad was flammable

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The question is, which regular created the Bonwag account to pull off the same trick?

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