Hello ladies and gents, I was wondering (for my sake and the sake of my offspring) if the forum-poster which the kaufman character is based on actually owns an orange cat??

and does he, in fact, still wear his cute red moustache? for that matter, does the REAL crabby actually carry around a little yellow bundle all the time?

does boorite wear boxers with little hearts on them while drinking unmarked bottles with anonymous contents and does spankling actually have nipple rings??

I don't :(

I have no nipples... they were lost in that nipple-fire of '66.

Shit, I always thought that was a baby.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I am a drunken Hawaiin cross dresser.

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Dad was flammable

Yes, yes I do.

None of my boxers have hearts on them, and most of my beer bottles have labels on them, unless I have peeled them off, which is supposed to mean I'm going to get laid but never does, but I do wear boxers, and button-down shirts, and I also have a cat that closely resembles Kaufman's. But rather than "realism," I would suggest the term "representationalism" to avoid confusion with the scholastic doctrine of the objective or absolute existence of universals, of which Thomas Aquinas was the chief exponent.

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What others say about boorite!

The camera doesn't lie, does it? I look roughly like this and my current cats like this and this. Hope your little ones survived the trauma!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Sugar's the one in your arms.

(Yes, I based the cat's markings on a photo of one of his actual cats. So I'm anal. Leave me alone.)

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Yes, but his brother demanded equal time.

He even got him a facial expression that matches that feline's disposition. Anality above and beyond the call of duty!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ho-leee-shit.

Is kaufman who I think he is?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Our Kenny's a big hit with the ladies.

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Kaufman apparently has had a distinguished acting career, most recently a part in a Moby music video.

Kaufman/Ron - I hate to tell you this, but I'm not a big fan of your work. You should work on your hair, like Peter North did.

* I used to work in a video store. I'm so ashamed *

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka