Canadian Harlem -- #3: "Oh crap, it's a mutated mall cow!" by Headphones_Annie 9-12-02

Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.

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Ack, no this was #3 (as per dialogue in another thread earlier):

Canadian Harlem -- #3: "[Nabbed from /Read My Damn Comics/]" by Headphones_Annie 9-12-02

Hey, check out /Canadian Harlem/ #2-- "Welcome To Hell"! Is this building up to something? Should we maybe expect something funny to happen around about, say, part 50? LEAVE HER ALONE SHE IS JUST DOING HER THING! SHE HAS A HEART OF GOLD and you are CRUSHING IT! i'm just a girl! what do you WANT from me! all i can offer is SEXUAL REFUGE!!! God! *bawl* Just cuz it amused me and i wanted to remember the discussion... Can I have an ice cream cone?

Bletch.
Anyways.
Four:

Canadian Harlem -- #3: "Oh crap, it's black mold!" by Headphones_Annie 9-12-02

$3,000,000. Meditate.

yes, i am very bored this morning.
am sick at home.
it's so sad.
i make the baby jesus cry.

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Please don't start new threads every time you feel like posting comics. It is annoying.

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Some of her new ones are good, though. It appears I grossly overestimated when the funniness would start by a factor of ten.

Oops, sorry DexX and thank you Kramer_vs_Kramer.

Oops. That wasn't very clever, was it?

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Ack, i didn't log my brother's ID out before posting. dagnabit...

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The latest few:

Canadian Harlem -- #18: "Freakafied!" by Headphones_Annie 9-13-02

We see you when you're sleeping, we know when you're awake...

Canadian Harlem -- #19: "The X-Files Ruined My Marriage" by Headphones_Annie 9-13-02

It's not easy... ... being creepy. Well, THAT was a lie. *snicker*

Canadian Harlem -- #20: "It's so easy/ Loving you / Oooooh!" by Headphones_Annie 9-13-02

Heyyyy, pretty bay-beh! Wanna go for a ride? Well I'm only 10 and you're a guy with no legs, but sure, what the hell. It's Saskatoon. I guess it's time to show you who I really am! Huh? What the- Little girl, my name is Captain Gastro and it's a good thing that pimp wasn't really a pimp but was just me in disguise, PRETENDING to be a pimp! Christ! How am I gonna buy comic books NOW?

Canadian Harlem -- #21: "So Close... And Yet, So Far" by Headphones_Annie 9-13-02

There! You have been saved from the dangers of the West Side! Another child's virginity saved! For later. This is why Canada needs to change their gun laws.

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say, these are getting really funny. way to go. and your brother's not half-bad either--although i already told him so in his thread. i really liked the line "what the hell, it's saskatoon." i've never been to saskatoon, mind you, but i see what you're saying with crystalline clarity.

may i suggest that you drop the bulky series title from the title of each individual strip, and instead put a note in your profile that many of your comics are set in "canadian harlem"? you already have something close to that. this simple step will not only make the strip titles scan better, but also free you to set strips in other places--or write context-free strips. as a matter of fact, you could even write comics using other rules entirely... dare i say, competition rules?

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you know what? i posted that having read just the strips in this thread. now i've read the rest and found them to be really excellent. great job! i'll bet all you ever wanted in life was to be part of my faves list...

actually, i've just remembered my point. i really like the stream-of-consciousness approach you take--several comics in a row with a simple (and not always really funny) punchline, like you're looking for a great comic but you're going through drafts. the cumulative effect is wonderful. i'm not sure why i'm so effusive, but i really haven't had this much of a rush since i first got on the site and read all of DH-01's stuff (except maybe when kaufman posted "The Fab 60").

(:

ps. i realize now that i'm retarded for suggesting that you write context-free strips, since you've already been doing that, but having "canadian harlem" in every title is still kinda off-putting.

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Thanks for all the good words, il_schmucko! And I took your suggestion to change the blurb about the strip. I'm going to decide to keep the long title, however, because I like to save these as jpgs and either post the occasional strip on my online journal or print it and past it on the fridge. It helps those who are not viewing it at the stripcreator site if they see the title of the series right there. *shrug*

Speaking of which, here is the latest one:

Canadian Harlem: "Annie, Get Yer Gun..." by Headphones_Annie 9-14-02

So now that I've protected your entire future from the ravages of the child sex trade, isn't there something you'd like to say? Oh, you mean like "My HERO"? *gAsP!* Why, THANK you! Or "You've saved my innocence! However shall I repay you?" *tsk* Awwww... you're so sweet. *sNiFfLe!* No one's ever been this kind to me before... You're not professionally licensed, are you?

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Sidewalk Highjinx by Headphones_Annie 9-14-02

Gosh, Captain Gastro, you've SO saved the day! Whatever can I do to make it up to you? Throw a big party? Run a column in the paper? Bribe the mayor to give you the key to the city? Heh, well, I don't really need any thanking- Oh, don't be MODEST! I OWE you! In fact, what if I just STRIP right here and LAY OUT FOR YOU like a THAI SCHOOLGIRL? ... You know you waaaaaaaaant it.

Ack, i forgot to put in the whole title like i had planned. oh well...

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Meheheheh. Keep it up. I like it long time.

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Canadian Harlem: "Let's Get Physical" by Headphones_Annie 9-14-02

Now, young lady, that is no way to talk! You should be ashamed of yourself! Was my grammar that bad? ... What?

Canadian Harlem: "Roxanne..." by Headphones_Annie 9-14-02

Ach! Don't play games with me now! You know what I was talkin' about! Oh, and DO I! Hey! Straw!

Canadian Harlem: "Ooh, baybeh, BAYbeh! B-baybeh, BAYbeh..." by Headphones_Annie 9-14-02

I can't believe you said those things to me! What's wrong with you? You mean besides having an enormous head?

Canadian Harlem: "Love Lift Us Up Where We Belong" by Headphones_Annie 9-14-02

Okay, so you're not a pimp. But since you get to ask nosey questions I'm gonna ask you nosey questions!   !   What's YOUR first name? Superheros don't have first names! Oh, come on! I bet it's Dexter. Or Dilbert.

Canadian Harlem: "With Open Arms" by Headphones_Annie 9-14-02

Garfield. Linus. Dagwood. Archie. Sherman. HAGAR. Nope, nope, na-nope-nope-nope! Ach! Well, what is it, then? Tell me! It's gonna cost ya. This is because of before, isn't it?

[Click to view comic: 'Canadian Harlem: "What's My Name? SAY MY NAME!"']
[Click to view comic: 'Canadian Harlem: "Gotta Keep 'Em Separated"']

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Are you kidding? One of the most historically significant ones. Check out the very first issue of MAD.

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Isn't Mad Magazine just a long running series of inside jokes?

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whatever in the potrzebie do you mean?

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Well this

http://www.geocities.com/ahendersonnc/photoshop001.html?1032064364020

is what I tried to mean. Will links to graphics not show up in forums or does geocities not support linking like that?

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What Tobor worry?

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oh no, not tobor!

- Annie, too lazy to log out M'Ogre.

Are you kidding? One of the most historically significant ones. Check out the very first issue of MAD.

Oh! Well, as it happens, I've never even laid eyes upon the first few decades of MAD! I've read a bit of it, but not a lot. (You'd think a Discordian would be better versed, eh?)

- Annie

ack! you're discordian too?! that tears it--i'm moving to saskatoon.

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LOL-- you may want to think carefully about that! Although I do know a few other discordians out here (not to mention those that I've converted-- MUAHAHAHA!!!)

Great comic strip! *swallows a whole mandarin to show her appreciation* I should tell you sometime about my theory of life and how it relates to oranges!

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Psst!

http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/Fnord/DiscordiaALaPoop.html

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Canadian Harlem: "Down At The Cop Shop" by Headphones_Annie 9-15-02

Hey, Denise! Guess what! Cat urine glows under a black light! Ugh! Cassidy, you are SO messed up. Dare I ask HOW you found this out? Well, we were out of cereal and in a last-ditch effort at breakfast, I turned to the cat box. Apparently, Marky, my little brother, had decided to take over the closet and was moving his stuff in. And... he had a black light set up in there? *pause* - Yeah. Oh, you are SO full of SHIT!

Canadian Harlem: "Jump Around And Feel Alright!" by Headphones_Annie 9-15-02

Damn, does it ever feels weird being on the right.

Canadian Harlem: "Spook Me Up!' by Headphones_Annie 9-15-02

I've got 15 bucks. That could get me a pack of smokes, a coffee, and a doughnut with those little-- So what are we doing down here at the cop shop, anyways? Oh. I had to post bail for my mother again. She's really being stupid these days with getting caught. (!?) Um... I don't wanna overstep my bounds here or anything Cass, but... I don't think that her gettin' hauled in's the real prob'em here... .. What? .. A lady's gotta 'fford cable. "Cable"??? ... What the hell kinda rocks 'you ~on~? Satellite!

Canadian Harlem: "Get Your Creep On" by Headphones_Annie 9-15-02

Ten minutes pass. Then twenty... So where IZzat bag, N-E-way? Oh, I dunno. Prob'ly found her some bizness while she was bein' escorted out tha door. Whew! Your mom can DO that? Yeah. She's a MILF. An uncomfortable silence. ...!? Uh-m, not that I'd like to 'do' my mom.

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