I laughed until I cried; I was aroused beyond comprehension; and ecstasy surging up from every cell in my being. Then when I got done wanking in the shower I came here to judge the contest. Thanks to the lot of you for entering, but I will not drag this out any more than I promised. It is time we got a contest started that people actually want to join.
Fuzzy's Fuzzy Bear and the_rew's cowboy geezers were funny. I chuckled every time I scrolled past them. Thanks for playing.
I truly enjoyed J'Nate's Mark Hamill sandwich. And ItsClark's Lincoln assassination humor put me in stitches. So there I was left with a tie. But how to break it? Read on:
Congrat's ItsClark! You won a contest, learned to play the saxophone, and got mouth-****d by a froofy girl pig all in one swell poop.
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet