Without Warning #14 - Post Apocolyptic Ennui by Mack_J 9-30-02

WE MUST CRUSH ALL THE HU-MONS! We already did. I feel empty inside.

Without Warning #15 - Post Apocolyptic Ennui Part 2 by Mack_J 9-30-02

I LIVE TO CRUSH THE HU-MONS!!! But sometimes I wonder if it's all worth it... I crush and crush and at the end of the day... I'm so lonely. Oh god... why does no one love me? Maybe because you crush them? Oh right...

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The dreams that stuff is made of.

[this is good]

Without Warning #17 - Sarah's Boy by Mack_J 9-30-02

This sucks... I'm still depressed, and now I'm stuck babysitting my little cousin... Cwush Aww Hoo-mon! We can't, they're all dead! ... Cwush aww wobots? Oh, Sarah's gonna kill me.

Without Warning #18 - It Just Might Work... by Mack_J 9-30-02

There's only one solution to my sadness! I must rebuild humanity. It's either that or learn to love myself. Go ahead, get it out of your system! *snicker* Love yourself...

Without Warning #19 - Unintended Consequences by Mack_J 9-30-02

Rebuild humainty! Are you crazy!?! What about wars, pollution, crime, and death?!?! Yeah, you're right... There's NO WAY we can miss out on that stuff! You're an odd little robot.

Without Warning #20 - Doodley by Mack_J 9-30-02

Well, I guess if you're set on this thing I can't stop you. How are you gonna do it anyway? Well, we could do some reading and... 5 minutes later... Doodley-doodley-doodley-doodley... Stop that, you're ruining the effect! Wow, that was a lot easier than I thought it would be. Yes, thank God for plot contrivances.

The full title of the last one is "Dr Doodley (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Hu-mons)" but it wouldn't fit on the title line so it's just Doodley...

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Without Warning #21 - Dance Dance Low Resolution by Mack_J 9-30-02

This is just what I needed to relax and recuperate! A night out at a dance club! Huey Lewis was right, it's hip to be square! Hey there Red Robot, can I buy you a drink? NO, BUT YOU CAN DO ME THE PLEASURE OF BEING CRUSHED! Wait! I mean yes! Damn reflexes...

Without Warning #22 - It's funnier EVERY GOD DAMN TIME! by Mack_J 10-01-02

Hey, what's Mack short for anyway? Mackintosh. Like the compu... No. But... No.

Without Warning #23 - Rusty Pickup by Mack_J 10-01-02

Sorry I yelled at you like that... I'm not used to social situations where I'm not killing people... Don't worry about it. So you want to head back to my place for a little... plug-and-play? Sadly, my programming does not contain techniques to give females pleasure... You and every other guy I've dated...

Without Warning #24 - The Full Tour by Mack_J 10-01-02

This is a nice apartment you have here. Yeah, but you have to get the full tour. ...and this is the bedroom. So what is it that Hu-mons do in bedrooms? 010011110110100 000100000011001 110110111101100 100001000000111 100101100101011 100110010000100 000000!!!

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Without Warning #25 - Set Location.Kansas = False by Mack_J 10-01-02

Nothing like a long night of hot sweaty sex. I don't think I've ever been so wet. You really know how to get me going... Are you okay? You're awful quiet... ...oilcan...

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Awesome.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Funny stuff. It is nice to see Tobor in a comic where he is NOT assraping things. Especially because he isnt even programmed to use his naughty bits in your series.

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It was time! Nicely done.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Without Warning #26 - Hack by Mack_J 10-02-02

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Haha! ... You bitch!

Without Warning #27 - Looney by Mack_J 10-03-02

Mmm... Oh... Oh! You wascaly wabbit! I thought we agreed no more cartoons before bedtime. I'm dethpicable...

Without Warning #27 - Must See by Mack_J 10-03-02

I don't understand this show... the plot makes no sense, the characters are all undefined, and the soundtrack makes my head hurt. Honey, you're watching the test pattern. Actually it's "Will & Grace." Well, I'll be, you're right.

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The dreams that stuff is made of.

Without Warning #28 - Monsters of Rock Tour by Mack_J 10-03-02

Godzilla waiting for a bus. Oh great... here comes another fan to embarass me in public. He'll probably scream and wail and want an autograph. God I don't really want to deal with this... Hey, you're Gamera right? Uncultured swine.

Without Warning #29 - Viva La Biblioteca! by Mack_J 10-03-02

I'm going to go organize some books. Into a book rebellion? One that will rise up to smite the magazine regime? No, by title. Oh...

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The dreams that stuff is made of.

That last one's pretty great.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Without Warning #30 - Doubt by Mack_J 10-04-02

I know I'm not the most devout Christian, but I needed someone to turn to. My life has no meaning! I'm alone and unloved in the universe! Your cable modem going down does not count as a crisis of faith. *sob*

I don't know if I'm getting the hang of it, or if I'm getting worse.

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The dreams that stuff is made of.

I think you've kept a very nice level of consistency throughout this series. Very funny. Keep it up!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

ooh i am punkrockskaboy

i am a big man with big tastes!!!!

get down from your high tree big man cuz jesus loves everyone

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

Not me.
He only likes me as a friend.

This has gotten more than a few laughs from me. Good stuff!

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Without Warning - Sold my Soul to Stan by Mack_J 10-07-02

I think Satan's been speaking to me... What?! ...but his voice sounds a lot like my roommate, and he speaks to me in my head... from a direction that sounds alot like the vent connected to my roommate's room. I think that's probably just your roommate. Oh, hey roomy. Hey man.

When I'm on caffine and sleep dep, I think up some crazy things...

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The dreams that stuff is made of.