The Unevitable Tribute to the Physics Cowboys (G.F.E. X) by Morpheus 10-15-02

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Heh. So are you coming to the Avril Lavigne concert on Friday? My mom will drive us there. I'm sorry... I have cheerleading practice.

Just tell me what you think of it. Thanks.

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Bonus.

THIS IS WOT I THINK

Cowboy Literary Classics by WiLzzt 10-14-02

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them! Heh, heh. I SEE YOU, FRODO BAGGINS!

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AIM: HeeeresWiL | RAAR! TOBOR WILL DEFENSTRATE YOU!

I saw that already. :P

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Bonus.

Cowboy Irony by itsclark 10-15-02

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha Ha! What the fuck are you talking about? Of course they will.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Decepticowboy Physics by dcomposed 9-18-02

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, Ha! KER-TRANS-FORM! Decepticons! Where the fuck is the beer?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Like I hadn't already thought of that one...

Cowboy Physics by kramer_vs_kramer 10-18-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! -bzzt! - Crivvens! What's going on? KER-TRANS-FORM! Decepticons! You got it, mate! Now gimme that horse, I've got a hankerin' for some lovin' tonight! And get me some booze!

AND FURTHERMORE,

Elijah Wood's Personal Hell by WiLzzt 10-16-02

Whoo, nice set. Uh... hello? Why, hello there, Mr. Wood. My name's Jeff - I will be playing the dark lord Spanklon in the film. You're here to try out for the part of Dildo Baggins? er... I think I got the wrong set. No, this is right. You are here auditioning for "Lord of the Nipple Rings". Now, time for Tobor, the casting director, to see if you fit the part.

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AIM: HeeeresWiL | RAAR! TOBOR WILL DEFENSTRATE YOU!

I don't think you people got the idea. I don't want to see everyone's version of Cowboy Physics. I just want to know if you like mine.

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Bonus.

I don't think you got the idea. We didn't want to see yours in the first place.

Fuck you.

terets syndrome physics by boinky33 10-10-02

One day at the hospital...... So then I says "Them rotor turbines ain't FUCK SHIT DICK ASS gonna generate gravitons COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK by themselves." Ha, Ha! Did you take your pills this morning?

You guys have forgotten the irony behind the original Cowboy Physics joke:

Cowboy Thermodynamics by Devin 2-24-02

So I said, 'a heater is a resistor that's 100% efficient, or rather, 100% INefficient!' Ha ha! What the hell are you talking about?

Cowboy Units by Devin 9-09-02

You know, if we had ten to the twelfth bulls, that would be tera-bull! Ha ha! What the hell are you talking about?

THAT'S what Cowboy Physics is all about, dangit!

Not anymore.
GET WITH THE TIMES!

Then by all means, avoid reading this!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

It's better than the two to five non-sequitors I get whenever I post a series.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~