Fake vampire II by Culturejamming 10-06-02

Our hero Clint is met with a dilemma. Should he follow the advice of his friend and date a goth girl? y'arrr I like goth girls it's like halloween all year round. Also ALL goth girls are into kiny sex even if they only do it to make themselves seem more "different" Evil Clint you are only thinking of yourself as usual. Not only will have to be seen with her eventualy she will expect to go to your family functions Not only that but if you pursue a relationship with someone just becasue you know you can manipulate their weaker will you will only end up hurting them. That is the beautiful thing about goths, they have to act depressed all of the time so I'd actualy be doing her a favor, by hurting her!

Fake vampire III by Culturejamming 10-06-02

Clint has found a goth girl and "hooked up with her" He is now stuck in Evil Clint mode the whole time she is around After I get done putting on all my white face makeup we can go to the coffee shop. I told Thumper and Skull and Stardancer I might meet them there Please shut up Or we could go to the library and hiss at the old ladies or we could practice some magik... My god she never shuts up and never says anything worth hearing! Why don't I throw her out of here right now? Or we could stay here and I could tie you up and ride you like the naughty pony you are until the sun comes up I think I remember now

fake vampire IV by Culturejamming 10-06-02

I haven't seen Clint in a while Well, It's pretty funny actualy. I was making fun of him and somehow he got it in his head he should go date a goth girl And? Well he found one That makes sense I've always thought he might be a closet goth anyway It would explain a lot. Do you think he's just too lazy to wear all the accesories and makeup?

fake vampire V by Culturejamming 10-06-02

Sally sees something on the TV that reminds her of Clint Clint thinks this commercial is halarious. I wonder how he is doing Do you feel depressed? Losing interest in things you once loved? Hey Clint what have you been up to? I'm tied up in front of the computer right now Allright I'll let you go then No I mean the crazy bitch tied me up and won't let me go. I've been typing messages all day with my nose. Please come over.

The adventure continues by Culturejamming 10-06-02

I'm worried about this "Relationship" of yours, Clint You worry about everything, Sally Look at you though. She beat your ass and left you tied up in a trashcan You think everything is a bad idea. Remember the woman from the internet I wanted to meet? You said that THAT was a bad idea too. Sadly enough part of this strip is based on my real life Clint she stalked you for a month online and then got a job where you work Exactly. Had I not met her I wouldn't have that story to tell. Also you have no idea what being stalked does for your self esteem.

[Click to view comic: 'Willpower']
[Click to view comic: 'It's all about attitude']
[Click to view comic: 'Oh, Fuck you Clint']

No.

No they're not.

T'es vraiment trop con.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

I like the idea of using the bobby and pirate instead of an angel and devil.

And the series was funny. Good work.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!