First a Plug:

Jack Black: Funniest Man of Modern Cinema by DaveMonkey 11-01-02

Hey Kids! Buy Tenacious D's album 'Tenacious D'. It's even funnier than this strip! Let's face it. The ebola virus is funnier than this strip. Shut up and buy it.

Now to the Nitty-gritty:

Anime Cinema: Part 1 by DaveMonkey 11-01-02

Today: Ginma 1/2 My name is Ginma Sautome. I was afflicted by a curse many years ago which means I turn into a girl whenever I'm soaked in gin. Look out for that huge tidal wave of Gin!!! What are the chances of that happening? Get used to it. It's gonna happen every week!

Anime Cinema: Part Two by DaveMonkey 11-01-02

Today: IKEA I'm Shotaro Kaneda. I'm the hero of this piece, and I must stop my friend Tetsuo from destroying Neo-Ipswich... I am the aforementioned friend that Kaneda speaks of. I have psychic powers, and must search out the mythical Ikea, who is more powerful than I... Look, it's a fucking swedish furniture store. Why bother? Well, I'm scheduled to turn into a blob any minute now, so I'd better scrap that idea.

More Anime Cinema to come: Including 3x3 Eyes, Ghost in the Shell and Street Fighter II

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I heartily encourage the continuation of this sort of thing.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Mwa ha.

Hey, do Fist of the North Star next!

Ask and you shall recieve.

Anime Theatre - Part Three by DaveMonkey 11-04-02

Today: The Pissed of the North Star I am Kenshiro, the Fist of the North Star. I am searching for my enemy, the fist of the Southern Cross... Well look no further, for you have found, motherfucker! Watch me do some complicated offensive, rendering your head exploded! Watch ME slowly poke my finger into your flesh, so that you look like swiss cheese! Watch me go and get a coffee and then sit down to watch 'Dawsons Creek'! Well, watch ME eat a whole party packet of fun-sized mars bars!

No more requests, please. There's only so many movies I have seen.

And now, back to the show...

Sick-O-Boy Vs. Identity Crisis by DaveMonkey 11-06-02

Sick-O-Boy? I'm not Sick-O-Boy. I'm Dave! Shit, I think I got that the wrong way 'round...

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

More Anime Theatre...

Anime Cinema IV - Electric Boogaloo by DaveMonkey 11-14-02

Today: Perfect Bloo. My name is Mima. I was a pop idol, now I'm an actress who's doing far more nude scenes than necessary. No way in hell would this happen anywhere else. I think I'm going insa- Announcement: There will now follow a series of bizarre situations with murder in them. Only the murders seem real. Look, I don't know. Ask someone else... What the fuck? It was me along! You were just living in a fantasy world where you believed that... No, That some fan... Shit, where was I? Well, I'm glad that's sorted...

Thank you...

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

And now for something completely different.

Meanwhile on the Other Side of Town... by DaveMonkey 11-14-02

And so Jesus say's 'Have you got a fiver, Judas. I'm a bit short..." HAHAHAHA- HAHAHAHA... Ha... ha......hah.... What!?! You know you're made of sticks, right?

Other side of Town II by DaveMonkey 11-14-02

Fine! Go on, leave! I may be made of sticks and have psychotic tendancies, but at least I'm stupid! "I may be made of sticks and have psychotic tendancies, but at least I'm stupid..." I think I may be missing a "Not", somewhere!

Other Side of Town III - Those Kerrrazy Stickmen! by DaveMonkey 11-14-02

Oh woe is me! I have not a friend in the world. Only now does whittling soap have any meaning left for me... I'll be your friend, gentle stickman! Who are you? Have you brought any soap? I am you from another dimension. Shall we dance? Yes, we shall! DO THE HUSTLE!! do-do-do,do-do do-do do-do...

This is a bit of a new direction for me, so tell me what you think.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Henderson-eque.

Is that a good thing?

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

yes.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Well, thank you.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

*much amusement*

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What others say about boorite!