I believe it was Aristotle who said "Moving totally sucks ass." I'm moving into a new apartment this weekend, and so, you must all suffer as a result. Do a strip about moving. That's all, no other rules. Judging will be Monday night at 10:00 pm EST, when I will probably be propped up in a chair, aching and miserable, secure in the knowledge that I don't have to move for at least two years.

The Obvious Icrebreaker by kaufman 11-01-02

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CC 151: True Story by attitudechicka 11-01-02

Father, I am moving out. I don't think that's a good idea. You have limited knowlege of the real world and I don't think you'll make it. How bout I just stay here a little while longer then? But I've already turned your room into a storage closet.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC 151: Moving by Devin 11-01-02

CC 151: BeNN hacked my account by Devin 11-01-02

(MOVING!) (MOVING!)

Okay, okay, let go think of a good entry now.

Hammer Toss by Drexle 11-01-01

Heave... Ho! Wheeeeeeee.... ...eeeeeeeeeeee.... ...eeeeeeeeeeee.... ...eeeeeeeeeeee.... ...eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Let's just ignore the date on that one...

CC 151: moving by sg1138 11-01-02

Hey do you think you could help me move this weekend ? Moving is the spice of life. Yes it is. I'd happy to return the favor. What kind of cookies do you like? The kind they be having in those Cinemax movies. Im confused, why are your pants doing that? It will be an erotic journey from Milan to Minsk, ho.

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sometimes good things happen :o]

CC 151: Intergalactic by KaddarComps 11-01-02

So then my species reassigned me to the planet earth.. That will be hard to adjust to. Earlier.. Wanna learn how to make a nuclear blaster? I've already shown all the other species how to make them! Not really.

CC 151: It's the only way to move by KaddarComps 11-01-02

I'm moving soon. How do you know? Earlier that day Get dug up, loudly, is more like it.

CC 151: Intergalactic by KaddarComps 11-01-02

So then my species reassigned me to the planet earth.. That will be hard to adjust to. Earlier.. Wanna learn how to make a nuclear blaster? I've already shown all the other species how to make them! Not really.

Contest 151: The Dee-luxe Apartment in the Sky by il_schmucko 11-01-02

Man, I am just about thoroughly exhausted. Moving really, really sucks. Still, it's nice to relax after a job well done, and at least it's a great house. Hopefully we'll never have to move again. Say, what's the matter, honey?

(sorry no warning for my sudden departure [again]... weird few weeks)

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

ACK. Sorry about the double post. I meant to post this one:

No pets. by KaddarComps 11-01-02

I'm sorry rabbit, when we move we can't take you with us. That's okay, I just have one wish. "Just leave me in the wilderness" Duck season.   Duck season.    Duck season. Duck season. Rabbit season. Fine, it's duck season. Rabbit season. Rabbit season. Rabbit season. Duck season.    Yes, it is duck season.

Y'know, given that I just moved two weeks ago, and it was a hellish experience I hope not to have to repeat for a long time, you'd think I could do better than this. Oh well, apologies in advance.

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I has a flavor!

Click To View Comic - So There's This Priest, You See...
Click To View Comic - From The Flaming Pan...
Click To View Comic - I'm Melting!
Click To View Comic - Rise Up, Ye Oppressed
Click To View Comic - A Single's Room
Click To View Comic - She Broke His Heart And Maybe Some Other Organs
Click To View Comic - Fare Thee Well

These are all the comics I've made so far relating in some way to the idea of moving. They're funny CAUSE I SAID SO!
I may make some more before Monday.

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HALPUU!

code kid, you can also do this instead to post comics:

[comic]number of comic[/comic]

GASP!
He's right!

You would think that "CODE" kid would get that! I mean, he's not "spell out the obvious kid."

Actually, I had to ask when I first got here too.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Relationships in my late 20s by Spankling 11-01-02

Cloths? Dresser? Bed? Books? Piano? Couch? Dinning room set? Fridge? Stove? Washer? Drier? Dishes? Books? *pant* -yes- *pant* -got- -it- *gasp* Yes, more books! Keep moving! Records - careful with that? CDs? Stereo? Pots? Pans? Tables? Rugs? Pets? Knick knacks? Books? *pant* -yes- *pant* -got- -it- *gasp* Well, that's done. thanks for your help. You can kiss my ass and leave now. -you're- *gasp* -welcome- *flop* [grov---] Snore.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Muscle for hire by ladyjdotnet 11-01-02

Hey. You called for a mover? Yes. Come inside and handle my box. Lady, I'm a mover, not a prostitute. What are you talking about? I just want you to move my refrigerator! You're staring at my crotch. Well, it's a very nice crotch.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Breaking up is hard to do by ladyjdotnet 11-01-02

I'm just not in love with him anymore. I spend as much time away from the apartment as possible. So, why don't you just break up with him and find your own place? Too exhausting. Yeah, breakups can be rough on your emotional well-being. No, I mean physically exhausting. I have a lot of crap and we live in a 5th floor walk-up.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Two Cubans Is Ate by Mr_Jass 11-02-02

ay yi yi, we are cubans moving to Florida! Buenos dias! Hey wait, where's the raft? If we had one, it would be below us. sploosh

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

The Quirks Involved When Head Lice Move by Mr_Jass 11-02-02

Hello, this is Social Services. Yeah, I moved and I want to inform you of my change of address. What is your new address? I now live at Jenny Smith, 5'4" 113 pounds, blonde with blue eyes, my house is near the scalp.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

I knew I shouldn't have taken that left turn at Albequerqe. by Mr_Jass 11-02-02

I probably oughta inform my boss of my new address.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Verne Troyer Moves With The Help Of Billy Barty's Ghost. by ArtemisStrong 11-02-02

I'm massively dimwitted.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Governor (finally) kicks Mr_Jass out of state, now he moves. by Mr_Jass 11-02-02

Movery McMover, have you put all my stuff in boxes so you can finally move everything I own to my new address? Yes sir! OK then, I want you to get the largest van you have, and take it there in the best class you've got. Are you sure you need first class and a huge van? All you have is a bowl of cheerios, a cinder block, and a Nintendo Zapper, you don't need all the bells and whistles for that. I still have my cinder block?

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Mr_Jass Settles In by Mr_Jass 11-02-02

Hey wait, this is my old house!

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

An extremely obscure comic reference. I like this one already.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet