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meh.
The only one I find a little funny is Jesus gone wild 1.

yes .. but your comics are garbage. so no one would listen to your opinion anyways.

www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

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A brotherhood of man. *sniff*

Are you the kind of Freako that hangs out in teen rooms and "dodges" everything, or are you a different kind?

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These were great:

Jesus Gone Wild 3 by Freako 8-25-02

No it doesn't. Yes it does. No it does't. Yes it does. ouch. I believe you owe me $5.00.

Jesus Gone Wild 4 by Freako 8-26-02

are you ready yet? no. now? You are SO fired.

The others were by-in-large just okay, if that.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I also liked:

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But I really can't say much about:

[Click to view comic: 'Your Attitude']

Don't ask for opinions if you can't take them.

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yes .. but your comics are garbage. so no one would listen to your opinion anyways.

www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

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hehehehe .. newbie ... thats cute .
have never been called that in ANY OTHER forum .

so i can not reply to criticism?
who the hell made this rule?

what ever happened to ... "If you can't say anything nice..."

nice to see this forum is like all the other on the internet.

have a nice day.

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after reviewing the last few posts i realize , that i did in fact ask for comments .... so on that note ... feel free to flame away ... My bad.

btw boinky33, without any insults, I did not find your comics humorous in the least bit. Not 1 of them.
>:)

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

Let's make up for all the times you wern't called a newbie.

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hey cool it evened out. l337.

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btw boinky33, without any insults, I did not find your comics humorous in the least bit. Not 1 of them.
>:)

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Psst, 3e, boinky's "insult" is the second post from the top.

It's the response to that "insult" that riled me up in the first place.

No, It just means that when someone who's been around longer is tired of playing with you they'll forget about you until you become logical. Generaly newbies are confused, un-funny and a pain in the rear. There have been exceptions, and then BOY there have been newbies.

I think boinky has some funny comics. But whether or not he has any room to talk, I find that I agree with his assessment of new strippers' talent more often than not.

I think he certainly has a better record than Freako. Sorry, Freako, but none of your strips do anything for me. It's not for lack of trying -- they all have punchlines -- it's just that none of the punchlines make me smile. I don't think I have much constructive criticism to offer. You're doing everything right except for not being funny. Maybe you could take a closer look at the work of other comedians who really make you laugh, and try to figure out how they do it.

There's nothing inherently wrong with being a newbie. It's just that it's always the newbies who take it personally and get pissy when people say they don't like their comics. Boinky does mention this in the post he made yesterday. I guess it's only human nature to be sensitive about your creative works, but it's annoying. Folks don't come to this site to patronize other people, they come here to laugh, so don't be shocked if they're frank when they tell you that your comics aren't working for them. And try not to put too much weight on one person's opinion, either. In time, everyone, without exception, either develops a thicker skin, or leaves. That's why we tend to use "newbies" as a shorthand for "people who can't handle criticism".

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

hehehe .... well that post certainly made me laugh .... what type of alternate universe have i stumbled onto here?

excuse me for not being 14 year old funny .... i will try harder next time.

poop fart penis .... did that make you laugh?

~F

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No, Freako, it did not.

Vulgarity is a real turn-off for me.

I like gay jokes though.

Apparently, it's one where a sensible, thoughtful post gets greeted with juvenile, knee-jerk condescension.

Lemme guess--you're another 19-year-old-college-student-who-isn't-as-clever-as-he-thinks-he-is-but-who-smokes-a-lot-of-pot-and-has-deluded-himself-into-believing-otherwiseâ„¢, right?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Freako IS a joke......and most probably gay.

BTW, Freako-I don't care what anyone thinks about my comics as long as I like them and you should too.

This is exactly what I'm talking about -- the idea that anyone who doesn't like your comics must come from an "alternate universe". It's arrogant and short-sighted, and it's a great way to become unpopular around here. And as long as you keep it up, you should not be surprised when people call you on it.

Comedy is subjective. Obviously, even among the small number of people who have posted to this thread, there's some disagreement about what is and isn't funny. Nobody told you "your comics aren't funny", because there isn't some Platonic form for humor to which all jokes can be compared. All anyone's said is that they personally don't find your comics funny. Try to get over it.

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excuse me for not being 14 year old funny .... i will try harder next time.

poop fart penis .... did that make you laugh?

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hehehe

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

I liked the Jesus one. Didn't bother to read the rest of the category. I rarely go through and read someone's catalogue when I see them say "read my comics" here. I use this forum to post my multiple-strip comics to make it easier for people to read.
And no, not all of mine are funny, even to me. Some were just out of boredom. Others weren't meant to be funny. Somewhere around 4-5% of my comics were actually meant to be serious. I usually use Gabe on a bench to represent my serious thoughts.

You must understand, unless a comic makes someone fall out of his (or her) chair laughing on here, you're rarely likely to get a positive response. Consider it a litmus test for n00bs. If you can handle a little criticism from the folks here, you fit in well. If not, just avoid the forums and show the comics to people on other forums.

Sometimes I picture newbies (metaphorically) as a rapper hopping up onto stage in front of a horde of metal fans and busting out into some white-boy whining about how he grew up in the slums. I then imagine him getting booed off stage and then yelling into the mic, bitching about how the metalheads don't know shit about music.
God I love irony.
Oh, yeah, after he gets off stage, the metalheads show him why they wear spikes.
In case you're too obtuse (or too much of a wiseass), they use them to perforate skulls.

Shut up.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hey, isn't that the summary of 8 Mile?

I wouldn't know.
Last I checked, popular culture didn't make movies involving metal.
Though, I doubt Eminem ended up with a spiked gauntle lodged up his ass in that movie.
Is that movie about his life or something?
I'd watch it if it didn't contain a soundtrack full of rap. But then, I guess that would change the content of the movie eh?

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