[Click to view comic: 'Elocution Day']
[Click to view comic: 'Erection Day']
[Click to view comic: 'Electrocution Day']
[Click to view comic: 'Electron Day']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Heh heh ...

[Click to view comic: 'Ektelon Day']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Nice.

I'm not sure how many more rhymes I can come up with for this.

[Click to view comic: 'Ear Infection Day']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Fantastic!

[Click to view comic: 'Erection day']
This breaks all the rules, but I rike it anyway.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Rejection Day']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! See, it's funny, because asians talk weird, like, they replace "L" with "R".

Shut up.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Shit, I forgot Exoskeleton Day.

[Click to view comic: 'Days of Our Lives']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

kaufman, ask and ye shall recieve.

[Click to view comic: 'Alex Trebek Day']

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I has a flavor!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That would never happen.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

This is my First Ever Stripcreator Strip.

Ever.

[Click to view comic: 'Changing the Tone in Washington']

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"Now listen to me. I like you. The consequence is that it would annoy me for just about two and a half minutes if I heard that you had died in torments."