It's A Dirty Job, But Someone Has To Do It! by DH-01 6-08-01

Well, lookit! It's a Pink Donkey! Hello! I am a Pink Donkey! It is my duty here at Lowpass to act as the Official Representative of Animal Sodomy Issues, a task I take very seriously. My job is to make sure that the quality of animal sodomy occuring here at Lowpass maintains a strict, careful quality guideline set forth by the Animal Sodomy Association. That said, we now return to your previously-scheduled Funfun Time which, sadly, contains little animal sodomy. Thank you, and good day.

Heh heh.

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

Couldn't resist some bandwagon jumping...

Special ass ignment by NeoVid 6-08-01

A special announcement from the Animal Sodomy Association. As spokesdonkey for the group, I am the last person to object to animal sodomy. However, the stunning lack of creativity that most of you show is disturbing, and could easily be corrected. Observe. You hold still while I soften you up for my six friends! OHOHOHOHO!! See? Originality is easy and fun! ...Mmm, barbed wire...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Hmmm. I didn't see any real originality... must be that inability of mine to discern the difference between buttfucking cartoons.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Donkey Sodomy: Laugh till it hurts by Nibor 6-10-01

Another official announcement from the Animal Sodomy Association Okay, everyone, listen up. While the ASA certainly approves of donkey sodomy and related jokes ... Some of you are TAKING IT TOO FAR, and, quite frankly, it HURTS. I don't get it, Gabe. What's he trying to say? I think it's just saying that you're the only one hung small enough to keep boinking the donkeys, wirthling.

I'm far to bored for a sunday afternoon...

The Future of Lowpass by gabe_billings 6-10-01

It's come to attention of Lowpass management that the content of some strips has gone too far, so starting today we'll be affiliating with PBS and running good, wholesome comics. First up we'll be talking to Norm Abram who will be building an authentic Shaker stool, followed by three hours of pledge drives. If we've got time we might squeeze in some Victory Garden. Next week, an amazing three week miniseries on the human foot, which... Don't bother. They've cancelled us. StripCreator is being sold to an internet porn company.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

This comic officially approved by the ASA by Nibor 6-10-01

Farmer Joe, can't you do *anything* for my sister? Well, missy, I already tried calling the vet up a few times. And did you tell the vet that after some perhaps too-rigorous sex, your ass is on fire? A-yup. But he just sez that I really should oughtta go see a real doctor about that... An' then suggested I use some of this here lubry-cant. I don't think that's going to help put me out! HELP!

See? If this comic is funny, just about ANY comic with donkey sodomy can be funny. Of course, if this isn't funny, then just never mind, go on about your business, move along, there's nothing to see here.

Proof that even donkeys have feelings.

The Adventures of Holobabe IV by Spankling 5-29-01

Holobabe's stage show is held over for another week. That's it HB! Work it for me! Christ donkey! What are you ramming me with back there! At least use some lube! Even a hologram can only stretch so far! You don't like my action? Get yourself another ass. I got plenty of bitches wanna do me on stage! No, wait! I need you! I hear you need a stand-in! Yoinks! Look at the tunnel that donkey left! I got $10 says I can get my entire head up there! Sigh... You're on sweatheart.

And proof that it was a good idea to kill the Holobabe series.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet